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tshirtman,
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@metin a third of the world say they didn't like sunburn anyway, others say we can certainly do without because we have electricity, others start to plan their infinite party night. Musk says he's going to negotiate with the aliens, and go in an offensive costume, drunk and tries to mate with some, when that backfires, he says it's fine, he can rebuild a sun anyway, it's basic physics, we have all that figured out.

bornach,
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@metin
Someone at my makerspace meetup was talking about the critically acclaimed "Three Body Problem", but the moment he started describing the synopsis where humans were making preparations centuries ahead of some existential threat, I just laughed. Humans today have demonstrated they are incapable of planning their own survival merely decades ahead, let alone centuries.

sebsauvage, to martialartsmemes French
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Changer une ampoule.
La fameuse séquence complète, avec l'audio.

video/mp4

Thierry31,
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@sebsauvage

Sans dec, je devrais demander un droit à l'image.

Des que je touche du matos de bricolage, j'ai impression d'invoquer Murphy.

thibtib51,
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@sebsauvage c'est exactement ce que je fait au boulot ! Moi c'est le client qui me demande si j'ai prépare leur système ! Lol

dimi, to Dogs
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dimi, to australia
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markarayner, to Ravens
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A raven, diagramming how he's going to murder us all.

scotlit, to literature
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“Of aal the fish there iss in the sea,” said Para Handy, “nothing bates the herrin’; it’s a providence they’re plentiful and them so cheap!”

Neil Munro (1863–1930) – journalist, novelist, short-story writer, & poet – was born , 3 June. Rigby’s Encyclopaedia of Herring discusses Munro’s PARA HANDY stories, as well as giving the full text of the tale “The Herring – A Gossip”

1/3

https://www.herripedia.com/para-handy/

scotlit,
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gutenberg_org,
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@scotlit Thanks for sharing!

frenchhope, to martialartsmemes French
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markarayner, to Cat
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Good morning, sir. Do you have a moment to talk about ?

FiStitchWitch, to martialartsmemes
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I am going to adopt this as my new pain scale!

adamsdesk, (edited ) to martialartsmemes
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Departed Humour: GLitcH! Snail Speed

It was the year 2000 and a computer mouse cursor was creeping along like a snail in this showcase of a departed comic strip called GLitcH!

https://www.adamsdesk.com/posts/departed-humour-glitch-mouse-cursor/

#humour #humor #funny #WeblogPoMo2024 #blog #ThrowbackThursday

Belganon, to Poutine French
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augmente ce 30 mai les prélèvements sur les revenus des plus riches et sur les bénéfices des entreprises pour financer sa contre l’.

metin, to Meme
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markarayner, to Cat
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caronallan, to martialartsmemes
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Always out-weird people!

NaraMoore,
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@caronallan

The world is flat

No it's not. It's a Möbius strip which is why if travel in a straight line long enough you will always arrive back at where you started.

attilax, to martialartsmemes French
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