ElleGray,
@ElleGray@mstdn.social avatar

tesla owners finally complaining about some of the cars' features bc apparently your spouse can watch your car's progress on the app at home and see where you stop. you can even see which seats are being used so "both backseats" suddenly registering on the "heat map" is giving away the cheating lol

creepy_owlet,
@creepy_owlet@mastodon.online avatar

@ElleGray wait, you're saying that total surveillance and lack of privacy is harmful for everyone? No way. We need to fix it with AI on a blockchain!

airadam,
@airadam@mastodon.me.uk avatar

@ElleGray I'm trying to find a second reference on this because this is WILD 🤣

ElleGray,
@ElleGray@mstdn.social avatar

@airadam it's from a reddit site about adultery where apparently adulterers give each other tips for not getting caught etc. They're freaking out about this rn lol

billyjoebowers,
@billyjoebowers@mastodon.online avatar

@ElleGray

I find it hard to believe people are having sex in the back seat of a Tesla.

Avvielanche,
@Avvielanche@mstdn.social avatar

@ElleGray concerning

cy,
@cy@chaos.social avatar

@ElleGray or that you are running Uber secretly to buy a surprise!!

ElleGray,
@ElleGray@mstdn.social avatar

@cy that's very sweet ♥️

susiemagoo,
@susiemagoo@mstdn.social avatar

@ElleGray lol is right!!! Lolz!

sandhu,
@sandhu@mastodon.social avatar

@ElleGray There are some pretty funny threads on Tesla fansites about this.

ElleGray,
@ElleGray@mstdn.social avatar

@sandhu lol I bet

rasterweb,
@rasterweb@mastodon.social avatar

@ElleGray Gonna need to buy a "burner car" for hookups!

petealexharris,
@petealexharris@mastodon.scot avatar

@rasterweb @ElleGray
so, another Tesla then

rasterweb,
@rasterweb@mastodon.social avatar

@petealexharris @ElleGray 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

Gednet,
@Gednet@mstdn.social avatar
virtualbri,
@virtualbri@mastodon.online avatar

@ElleGray Woah, really? Hahaha, wild.

rcpierce,
@rcpierce@mastodon.online avatar

@ElleGray who would sleep with a Tesla owner?

mcSlibinas,
@mcSlibinas@river.group.lt avatar

@rcpierce @ElleGray a professional? 🧐

18+ wonka,
@wonka@chaos.social avatar

@mcSlibinas Elon hires professionals now?

@rcpierce @ElleGray

Smith007,
@Smith007@mstdn.social avatar

@ElleGray it's a 'killer feature' :)

MaryAustinBooks,
@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social avatar

@ElleGray Given that, I guess it's for the best if they burst into flames all the time. Saves pricey murder trials and whatnot.

andymoose,
@andymoose@mastodon.social avatar

@ElleGray id bet that the average Tesla owner is in the “most likely to cheat on spouse” segment of society.

ElleGray,
@ElleGray@mstdn.social avatar

@andymoose agreed

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • random
  • DreamBathrooms
  • mdbf
  • ethstaker
  • magazineikmin
  • cisconetworking
  • rosin
  • thenastyranch
  • Youngstown
  • GTA5RPClips
  • slotface
  • khanakhh
  • kavyap
  • InstantRegret
  • Durango
  • JUstTest
  • everett
  • tacticalgear
  • tester
  • osvaldo12
  • modclub
  • normalnudes
  • ngwrru68w68
  • cubers
  • Leos
  • provamag3
  • anitta
  • megavids
  • lostlight
  • All magazines