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iCaspar

@iCaspar@phpc.social

Software Engineer. Tech Lead. Not a guru of anything. PHP Junkie.

I play #EveOnline when I get the chance. Find me in game as Casparius.

Also: Dad things, husband things, "Renegade Baptist" things.

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RonJeffries, to random
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Derivative, but timely.
https://wehavecookies.social/@ProgrammerHumor/112555937397998702

tristansnell, to random
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“I have not yet begun to fight!”

  • John Paul Jones

“I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.”

  • Nathan Hale

“My wife did it, and I couldn’t stop her.”

  • Samuel Alito
Javier, to random
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Saw some text online that made me want to turn it into signage. What good are graphic design skills if you can't have a little fun with them.😜

anildash, to random

Today is the anniversary of the MOVE bombing. The only thing that’s changed is police are far more militarized, far more funded, and far less accountable, while their supporters fly a desecrated flag to explicitly endorse their violent attacks.

samim, to random
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MarkBaker, to random
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Scarlet, our elderly sphinx, demonstrating that she has parrot genes

hagbard, to random
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Happy to those who celebrate

(e.g. me)

historic footage of blasting a swastika on a building

davidbisset, to webdev
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Starting work on someone's legacy codebase realizing with TERROR it's not built with the framework you expected.

itamarst, to random
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So apparently my representative in Congress, Katherine Clark, thinks that I, a Jew who is also a citizen of Israel, am an antisemite.

Uair,
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@itamarst

My followers are probably really sick of seeing this, but I can't stop posting it. It never ceases to be relevant:

https://shalomauslander.substack.com/p/the-asshole-question

mathewi, to random
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belldotbz, to random
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The link between religious cults and javascript frameworks needs to be studied let's be honest

tanepiper, to random
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So one of our junior devs accidentally deleted some wrong in-development environments when doing some migration work and I wasn't even upset - all I could do was congratulate him on his path to senior leadership.

markmccaughrean, to random
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It’s total solar eclipse day.

They happen somewhere on Earth once every 18 months or so.

But most people can’t afford to go chasing them, so the better question is how long you’d have to wait to see one where you live.

On average, it takes 375 years.

So if you’re lucky enough to be somewhere in North America experiencing totality today:

Put down your phone & camera during the main event, watch, be amazed, & embrace being made from starstuff 🌞🌑

#SolarEclipse2024

https://www.almanac.com/total-solar-eclipses-how-often-do-they-happen

wolfsbruder, to random
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A rabbi was asked by one of his students “Why did God create atheists?” After a long pause, the rabbi finally responded with a soft but sincere voice. “God created atheists” he said, “to teach us the most important lesson of them all – the lesson of true compassion. You see, when an atheist performs an act of charity, visits someone who is sick, helps someone in need, and cares for the world, he is not doing so because of some religious teaching. He does not believe that God commanded him to perform this act. In fact, he does not believe in God at all, so his actions are based on his sense of morality. Look at the kindness he bestows on others simply because he feels it to be right. When someone reaches out to you for help. You should never say ‘I’ll pray that God will help you.’ Instead, for that moment, you should become an atheist – imagine there is no God who could help, and say ‘I will help you’.”

— Martin Buber, “Tales of the Hasidim”

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Please like and share this post.

jasongorman, to random
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The problem with Test-Driven Development is that you have to think about what you want the code to do before you write it. And that ruins the surprise.

tk, to random
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MostlyHarmless, to random
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mmiasma, to random
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I'm old enough to remember when surge pricing was called by it's other name - price gouging.

Good luck Wendy's - I hope you go broke soon. 👋

Wendy's CEO announces surge pricing for menu. Here's what you can expect.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2024/02/27/wendys-menu-surge-pricing/72761277007/

#FastFoodScam

workchronicles, to random
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(comic) Meaningful Commit Messages https://workchronicles.substack.com/p/comic-meaningful-commit-messages

kevlin, to random
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In today's workshop I'm introducing a new group exercise, one that seems to fulfil an oft unspoken need and question: compare and contrast microservices and modular monoliths...

... except that, given the cycles of technology/fashion and the reality of many so-called 'micro'-service implementations, I can't bring myself to call it 'microservices versus modular monoliths'...

... so the exercise is actually described as 'service-based versus component-based architectures'

kevlin,
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This, in conjunction with a workshop I ran last month and questions I have asked at conferences and in other workshops, seems to confirm my suspicion that the majority of developers who currently develop microservices do not have a good working knowledge of the nature of distributed systems, how OS processes work or programming paradigms in general.

amici, to Funny
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This is beyond hilarious :shibalaugh:

#funny #cow #animals #camping

A camping tent with a couple of sneaker shoes outside. A cow walks by, and steps into first the one, and then the other shoe, before walking off wearing both sneakers. A text below the video says: "What are the chances of a cow stealing your sneakers"

ChrisPirillo, to random
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i'm pissing off both fandoms with one image

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