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MostlyHarmless

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It’s funny how, as you progress through college, they require you to write longer and longer papers. Then you get to the professional world and no one will read an email that’s more than 5 sentences.

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Feeling sad today; can everyone please send cute pictures of their credit card, front and back?

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You ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you, and just feel glad you’re alive? And just like that I’m not welcome aboard Air Canada any more.

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Well darn.

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ATTENTION: upon further consideration I am once again pushing back the debut of my summer beach bod. Thank you for your patience.

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"It's not a pyramid scheme" is a phrase almost exclusively used by people involved in pyramid schemes.

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All you seniors posting about how you survived lead paint, no seatbelts, no helmets etc… I’m very happy for you. Would love to hear sometime from those who didn’t, but for some reason their posts don’t show up on my feed.

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A few years ago I was bitten by a radioactive sloth and now I'm super tired.

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When I was little we didn't have emojis. We had to put smiley face stickers on handwritten letters like a bunch of savages.

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Dear lady in front of me: it’s a speed bump, not a land mine.

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The best person for the job is generally the one who understands it enough to not want it.

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