@JoscelynTransient@chaosfem.tw
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JoscelynTransient

@JoscelynTransient@chaosfem.tw

Most of the alphabet soup: Queer Bi Lesbian and Non-binary Trans Woman.

Disclaimer: I am a bimbo, so assume that any claims I share are likely more nuanced and careful than my ditsy ass can put into words at any moment. Apologies in advance. 😅

#ProfessionalTranssexual
#BimboAcademia
#ADHDisaster

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Patreon: https://patreon.com/JoscelynTranspiring

Gender Euphoria Basics:
Gender Euphoria Basics for Trans Fems (https://chaosfem.tw/@JoscelynTransient/110226818047150799)

Transpiring Considerations: https://chaosfem.tw/@JoscelynTransient/109886947900877778

Trans Music Monday:
https://chaosfem.tw/@JoscelynTransient/110911825722130749

Sapphic Music Sundays:
https://chaosfem.tw/@JoscelynTransient/111359295995560251

Profile picture: Photo of me dressed as Dr. Harleen Quinzel lowering her glasses and looking inquisitively at camera

Banner image: A comic panel of Harley Quinn saying "mmm...waffles" and daydreaming about a half-pug, half-waffle

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CharlotteEowyn, to random
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Fuck them, still a girl, kinda sassy, maybe a bit cute.

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JoscelynTransient,
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@CharlotteEowyn Certified cutie 💯​

Impossible_PhD, to random
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I'll be taking next week off on SGW. Several reasons why, but generally busy. I'll be out of town for part of the weekend and....

I bought a new car on Monday. My very first new car. For those who haven't, buying a new car is a Whole Fucking Process.

So yeah. Taking the breather.

JoscelynTransient,
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@Impossible_PhD When I got our hybrid, that was one of the biggest things that was really nice but a process to get used to. I realized quickly how much I relied upon vibration and noise to tell me how quickly I was accelerating...and accidentally ended up speeding way too easily 😅​

RickiTarr, to random
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Sometimes the way people phrase things is so telling. For instance, telling women they should be "taking care of" their husband and children. Another adult doesn't need taken care of like a child, what you want is for women to be a Sex Mom.

JoscelynTransient,
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@RickiTarr not to be confused with a sex Mommy or sex Daddy - very different things! 😅

I do believe in a horseshoe theory of queerness - if you go straight enough you wind up in very kinky, queer territory! You have to submit to and take care of him? You need to be obedient and bend your will and do as your told? ....just um, get a dom, it's fine. Don't make it weird by bringing your family into it 😒

jessica, to random
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What have I done?

JoscelynTransient,
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@jessica I think you found your style! 😄​

JoscelynTransient, to random
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What people don't understand about a white trash bitch is that we take care of our own - we can be incredibly tender and compassionate to our community because we know no one else will take care of them or see the good in them that we do. But we will also throw down in a fucking instant for our people because that's how we survive.

This is my ethos and written into my very nervous system by survival and trauma.

JoscelynTransient,
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is who I fucking am in my guts and nerves.

JoscelynTransient,
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I should note: this does mean I will also call in my own and raise up our orphan elephants when it's needed. Feral children in the neighborhood is the norm where I grew up, and you learn how to take in those folks and help them grow. It can be blunt at times, but I will raise you up when you hurt our own.

JoscelynTransient,
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Okay....done with my rants for now. You have all been warned 😅​

...I have t4t on my collarbone...what would be a good tattoo to capture this part of my ethos? What is symbolic of white trash bitch? Maybe a nickelback lyric? 🤣​

JoscelynTransient,
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@gallowswitch ooo, yes, but what kind of tramp stamp is the question? What's the most white trash bitch declaration of a tramp stamp I can get? 🤔​

JoscelynTransient,
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@EmilyGB2023 ooo barbed-wire estrogen is brilliant!

I actually do tend to get rockabilly and pinup styles with variation (see: cherries that are also skulls and my Ranma pinup girl on my thigh). So this is a great idea!

JoscelynTransient,
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Okay, now I'm realizing I have a whole ass White Trash Bitch manifesto in me that I need to write down one of these days....When I am done grading these papers, you all are going to have a lot of ready to do!

salad_bar_breath, to random
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"Rayne is such a transphobe"

Meanwhile, here are things I have never done:

  1. I have never sent my friends after another trans person with a "problematic" take on the internet.

  2. Shut down trans people talking about things that are important to them so I could be horny at them.

  3. Called a transfemme a biological male

  4. Called a trans person a brick or told them they weren't beautiful

  5. Talk about how much I miss transphobic ass Twitter.

  6. Make trans people feel any less for not meeting patriarchal, white supremacist ass beauty norms.

JoscelynTransient,
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@salad_bar_breath who the fuck is calling you a transphobe?! Okay, I'm in a fight now with whoever it is.

Leave Rayne the fuck alone you absolute creeps. If you have a problem with her, you're answering to me too - seriously, you better report yourself to me and we are going to have some fucking words. This is not a joke.

DivineKestrel, to random
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The Oregon Employement Department not only denied my medical leave claim because of a paperwork error they made, now they denied my unemployment benefits because of an issue they won't even show me. I fucking hate them so much right now.

JoscelynTransient,
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@DivineKestrel the fuck? I hate how so many of these systems are set up to make a hard time so much worse.

When I was fired back in 2022, my former employer wasn't clear when asked if they fired me and that led to my initial claim being denied. It sucked so much

rooster, to random
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ok where do I go in windows to install the linux app that makes windows good again

JoscelynTransient,
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JoscelynTransient,
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@rooster i love how frequently fedi girls will clearly be inviting the worst reply guys in to be utterly destroyed 🤣

JoscelynTransient, to random
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Abigail! You didn't just pop out of a ladies room and scream "LET'S TALK ABOUT FEMBOYS!" 🤣​🤣​🤣​💀​💀​💀​

JoscelynTransient,
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@miriamrobern I'm still giggling that she talked about her friend "F" the femboy and then had F1NN read the very next quote 🤭​

JoscelynTransient,
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"We're not dangerous. I mean, we're tall, but giraffes are tall." Fuck...this just did something to me 🙃​

JoscelynTransient,
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JoscelynTransient,
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And Abigail's quotes are being read by what is basically a list of my youtube subscriptions 😅😅😅

Like, if you can name each person by their voice alone (well, except maybe Mattie, her voice sounded like they're getting over a cold), then you are almost certainly trans :BlobhajTransPrideHeart:

JoscelynTransient,
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I should note, this confirms my previous claim: cis people can't youtube. Cis people are now banned from youtube and the video essay format. They are only allowed to podcast from now on.

So sayeth the Joscelyn

DivineKestrel, to random
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If you are in management in any public agency anywhere, I urge you to research your current public records laws before installing Windows 11. Because that is absolutely terrifying from a public records perspective.

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/05/microsofts-new-recall-feature-will-record-everything-you-do-on-your-pc/

JoscelynTransient,
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@Willow @DivineKestrel Yeah, I'm bringing this up to our staff meeting on Thursday for TFSS. This is not safe for our clients.

JoscelynTransient, to random
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Looking up graduation gifts for the trans kiddos and found this adorable mini blahaj keychain: https://a.co/d/dVHxZNS

But it's the reviews that got me cackling..."You know why you're here." :BigBlobhajHug:​:BlobhajTransPrideHeart:​

JoscelynTransient,
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@twipped You truly have no choice. I think it's necessary. 😄​

JoscelynTransient, to random
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Now that I have returned to okcupid and they insist on showing me straight people, my random sampling of straight people in southern California on the app has revealed an important finding: being straight is bad for your skin!!!?!

Seriously though, why do so many straight, cis women my age look like they are 10 or 20 years older than me? And like, I am used to us trans girls having estrogenated vampire skin, but even the cis lesbians have healthy skin well into their 40s and 50s.

JoscelynTransient,
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@sashag @rachel my high school and university friends have said the same for me, marveling at how good my skin is. I keep advising the guys to just freaking use a face cream already and ask if they considered trying estrogen 🤣

And with the girls, i just flutter my eyelashes and explain that estrogen has been good to me.

aloissiola, to Dog

One per day keeps the doctor away.

JoscelynTransient,
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@aloissiola Oh my gosh, could just about be our Emmie's sibling. so cute!

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