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Pineywoozle

@Pineywoozle@masto.ai

Art is the lie that tells the truth. Attributed to Picasso but known by all artists “Every blade of grass isn’t required to find the beauty in a meadow” I take forever & a day to vet ,keep my follow list small so we can get to know each other & visit everyone that follows to find connections & humor but still may not follow back. I’d rather have strong connections & lots of kind acquaintances than just a giant pool of strangers & I swear like a longshoreman & block asshats #fedi22

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samhainnight, to random
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I used the last of my energy today to make a loaf of banana bread. It's a warm day so I have the windows and front door open. But it seems I should have used my energy to put up the bug screen to keep the mosquitoes out instead...

Pineywoozle,
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@janisf I use VitalOxide, it kills em doesn’t harm the surface & disinfects anything it touches without needing to be rinsed or wiped off.@samhainnight

Pineywoozle,
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@janisf I have life threatening allergies and I love this stuff for mold remediation. The whole food safe bit is perfect, I spray it everywhere. We’re staying in an old farm house of his aunts because his mom has cancer & we want to be here to help and old houses are a mold nightmare. @samhainnight

StillIRise1963, to random
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Black hero. Thank you.

Pineywoozle,
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@obeto And to the extremely pale Lutheran potlucks in every town in America. 😜 (and they never have to bring a covered dish) They might want to buy extra health insurance though cause every one I know wants to hug the stuffings out of them. (This was not intentionally the whitest post ever typed but it rose to the occasion to honor them both. Absolute heros ❤️ ) @StillIRise1963 @thepoliticalcat @Okanogen

GayDeceiver, to random
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Me: Say it!
BF: Guilty on all counts
Me: Again!
BF: Guilty on all counts
Me: Take me! take me now!

Pineywoozle,
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thepoliticalcat, to random
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Somebody woke up EARLY this morning, sang a paean of praise to his water bowl (so loud, it woke me up), ran around the bedroom and bathroom all morning bc if he goes downstairs, Izzy will kick his ass, then screamed to be let out until Izzy (predictably) kicked his ass, right outside the bedroom door, got dragged in to the bedroom again, sang more songs, ran around some more, BANGED on the bathroom door, and, when we opened it, changed his mind. Now sleeping like a bebe.

Pineywoozle,
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@thepoliticalcat 🤣 🤣 🤣

Pineywoozle,
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@thepoliticalcat Aaaawww. ❤️ lol I feel that way about the BT sometimes but Fred’s a perfect angel 😜

Alice, (edited ) to random
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  • Pineywoozle,
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    @GayDeceiver @Alice The redeeming factor was that they got dinged for their terrible behavior a lot and in real life most terrible people don’t. I think that offered some small satisfaction to a lot of people.

    GottaLaff, to legal
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    Via Kyle Cheney

    HAPPENING NOW: The jury says it wants Merchan to begin the instructions with the part about how they are supposed to consider the evidence and draw inferences -- including the metaphor about how if the ground is wet in the AM, you can infer it rained over night.

    Pineywoozle,
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    @GottaLaff Even when you don’t, just say “Eh” in the inflection of your choice, eh! 😉 @tomiahonen @Martin

    Pineywoozle,
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    @GottaLaff Ah, food, the great leveler, eh. 😜 @tomiahonen @Martin

    RickiTarr, to random
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    This was a fun one, so let's do it again. What is something you've learned that seems unlikely, even though you know it's true? Here's one I think about a lot:

    Sight, while being something something many people are born with, is not an innate ability, but something we learn to do. People who were born blind or were blind for a long time, who get sight, have to learn to see.

    Pineywoozle,
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    @RickiTarr I did research on this when I volunteered at a food bank. They get a lot of almost off food. The biggest “save” was that milk that’s soured to the point you wouldn’t drink it, but hasn’t started to solidify, is safe to cook with. Cakes, soups bread etc made with it are safe to eat & the flavor is either not affected or actually improved. Add that milk to the stale doughnuts. & raisins that no one takes & you’ve got all you need for bread pudding, except a little vanilla @mmdolbow

    Pineywoozle,
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    @FeralRobots In some cases spices either retard or reduce spoilage. Cinnamon retards bread mold & cumin reduces spoilage in meat making it safer as well as more flavorful. @BeBo @mmdolbow @RickiTarr

    Pineywoozle,
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    @RickiTarr I wonder if this is why babies respond significantly more positively to well defined lips and eyes. They respond to that inverted triangle before they “see” faces I always wore dark lipstick and way too much mascara & a developmental Psych prof said that was part of why strangers babies cooed at me in supermarkets lol I always figured it was my chest. 😝@FeralRobots

    Pineywoozle,
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    @WorkWithKirk Oh that’s cool. I bet that’s why I find a lot of banana bread one flat sweet note and others a nice complex balanced flavor. Think I’ll look up a recipe that calls for that. 🥰 @RickiTarr @mmdolbow

    Pineywoozle,
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    @WorkWithKirk Ive used both and I prefer lemon too. But I’ve never used sour milk for banana bread. I’m intrigued to try it. 🥰 @RickiTarr @mmdolbow

    Tengrain, to random
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    As God is my waitress, I did not think this story was real:

    She is a MONSTER =>

    https://universeodon.com/@memeorandum/112521356743522963

    Pineywoozle,
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    @barney The are evil, full stop. Kushner is legit publicly salivating over the Resorts they could build on that blood soaked sand. @Tengrain

    mcnado, to random
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    I’m just gonna say it — this “Genocide Joe” thing is the dumbest fucking liberal shit I have seen in years.

    Joe Biden can do more to try to rein in Israel, but Biden doesn’t run Israel. He isn’t CIC for IDF. He isn’t deciding what hospital to bomb. He isn’t deciding what border crossings to close.

    You know who is pushing the Genocide Joe narrative? The fucking Russians and the Israelis. Why is that? Well, it’s an election year, and Trump is a hard right, pro-Israel puppet.

    Pineywoozle,
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    @bencourtice If you push that BS this close to an election and tRump wins you won’t be building anything. If fascism wins in America, “Imperialism” will seem like a kiss on the cheek to how tRump, Bibi and Putin will fuck the world for generations to come. Jared is already salivating out loud, over building resorts on bloodsoaked Gaza sands. @mcnado

    Pineywoozle,
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    @TruthSandwich Sadly I’ve seen way to many who don’t realize they’re being propagandized as well. @bencourtice @mcnado

    That_One_Guy, to movies
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    It's going to be fun getting dive bombed by cicadas while cutting grass. They're flying all over the backyard now.

    Have a good Saturday everyone! We're off to do our shopping then to see "The Strangers: Chapter 1" in theater.

    A video of cicadas buzzing around my backyard. You can see many trees and lots of green.

    Pineywoozle,
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    @Callalily A friend and I were driving a rental in Houston one time and the cicadas were so loud on this one block he thought we were having car trouble. 🤣

    Hunter, to random
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    I don't know who it was that put a Canadian flag and a satellite dish on a roadside beaver house in the middle of nowhere British Colombia... but well done. No notes.

    Pineywoozle,
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    @GottaLaff You know it was a prank, cause satellite is expensive & Beavers only have wooden nickels and the current exchange rate is shite. @PattyHanson @Hunter

    drcaberry, to random
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    So when was purchased I joined Mastodon, Post, Spill, Spoutible and BlueSky. Post is going belly up on 5/31. I left Spill because of members policing the way I engage on social media. If I wanted to be critiqued and criticized in my downtime I could go read my course evaluations. Now spam complaints on Mastodon?? I may need to just delete everything except the dark place.

    Pineywoozle,
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    @drcaberry Please stay. There are gonna be jerks no matter where we go and this place at-least no one, overly funded, asshat, can destroy your connections. There are so many good people I still miss from . I could lend you my I’m training him to bite sm police types.

    Pineywoozle,
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    @drcaberry 🥰 Cool!

    TonyStark, to random
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    Joe Biden is trying to help indebted Americans.

    TFG promised oil execs to get rid of environmental protections if they donate a billion to his legal fund/political campaign.

    No word from Republicans on how further tax cuts for corporations and multi-millionaires are not reckless wealth transfers. Republican support for debt bondage is full-throated, however.

    Biden cancels $7.7 billion in student debt for another 160,000 borrowers | AP News
    https://apnews.com/article/biden-student-loan-cancellation-debt-forgiveness-60ffeaec17737d6317b4aee188893cc4

    Pineywoozle,
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    @shannonpersists Smart. Think I need to make a meme with all their accomplishments with clickable links and pin it. Thanks for the idea. 🥰 @PamelaBarroway @TonyStark

    Pineywoozle,
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    @Lassielmr Not gonna dignify distortions with a discussion. @revphil @shannonpersists @PamelaBarroway @TonyStark

    thepoliticalcat, to random
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  • Pineywoozle,
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    @thepoliticalcat Oh me too! They tried so hard to screw her and none of it stuck.

    Pineywoozle,
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    @thepoliticalcat LoL, Yep if you can’t take care of yourself, life is just too damn precarious.

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