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RickiTarr, 4 days ago to random

Would half chicken half ducks be called Chucks or Dickens?

Neat_hot, 5 days ago to random

What are some fun ways people use to distract from the crippling existential malaise‽

RickiTarr, 6 days ago to random

A Taco Salad is just one big nacho.

Neat_hot, 6 days ago to random

There are two situations in which one should be ambiguous.

the_etrain, 7 days ago to random

Whoa buddy. It's a bio, not a confessional booth.

Alice, 9 days ago (edited 8 days ago) to random

Plastic
Metal
Water
Hat
Head
KFC
Ice
Champagne
Paint

Don’t mind me, just working on my bucket list.

the_etrain, 9 days ago to random

F250 Super Doody

RickiTarr, 10 days ago to random

Anyway, sometimes my brain creates really sad scenarios, and I play out my reactions to these scenarios, and it makes me really upset, but it's like I'm trying to prepare myself for every possibility even though it's both impossible and destructive.

Neat_hot, 10 days ago to random

Nepo babies are out, Neapolitan babies are in.

RickiTarr, 11 days ago to random

Seriously heard someone saying they don't listen to many black artists, because they aren't really into rap. Bitch please, feel free to share songs from Black artists from any genre. Here is one of my favorites, if you like this song please check out her other work:

https://youtu.be/KovrJ8HXI1Q?si=HOYIG7YMuAUTsJz6

RickiTarr, 11 days ago to random

Okay, I wanted to make a joke that I can't possibly choose between dogs and cats, I can't even choose between men and women, because I'm bi-furrious. BUT I know y'all would make jokes about me in the comments, because you all are perverts. GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER!

Neat_hot, 12 days ago to random

People keep talking about the future like it's still coming‽ The future already happened. We're in the post-future now. There is no more future from here.

RickiTarr, 13 days ago to random

Where do you live and how do you feel about it?

Obviously, don't tell me exactly where you live, no actual addresses please! You can be as vague as you like.

I live in Central Missouri in the U.S.

Pros:

This is an absolutely beautiful place, green rolling hills, lots of rivers, lakes, ponds, and natural springs, cool caves to explore.

Lots of farming here, so great access to quality fruits, vegetables, meat, eggs, and dairy.

It's relatively inexpensive to live here compared with other states, because it's a "flyover".

I'm close enough to three major cities, that it's an easy day trip, and I'm about halfway to anywhere in the U.S.

We have one of the best Conservation departments in the U.S. and this is one of the few things that is a bipartisan issue. Lots of awesome nature programs that are free or cheap, state parks, conservation areas, bird watching, hunting, boating, foraging available to everyone.

Cons:

Yeah, it's a big one, it is a RED STATE, while a lot of the cities are blue, there is a large rural population, that votes red. Abortion is not legal here. People often vote against their own self interest.

While I'm not against responsible gun ownership, lots of people aren't responsible, and people have access to guns that definitely should not.

We have very few employee protections here, while the cost of living is relatively low compared with other places, it's taken years to get to a $12 minimum wage, and it's still not enough.

Neat_hot, 17 days ago to random

Is there some way that I could be making money by making everything that I touch objectively worse‽

RickiTarr, 19 days ago to random

God: In an unfortunate Afterlife mix-up, Jacob Marley will be headlining The Pearly Gates Reggae Festival, and Bob Marley will be teaching a rich old Curmudgeon the meaning of Christmas.

Jacob Marley: IT'S GONNA BE OFF THE CHAIN!

God: No Jacob.

Neat_hot, 20 days ago to random

I got sauce but I'm not a saucer

Gogs, 24 days ago to random

No, no - everybody always thinks that, but it’s actually Night AND the Museum

RickiTarr, 26 days ago to random

I would make a joke about irony, but honestly, I don't know if anyone actually understands what it is.

And if I did someone would inevitably come along in the comments, and try to explain irony, and even more inevitably someone would correct them, and then really this is just a joke about hubris, which is probably ironic, but who the hell knows.

RickiTarr, 27 days ago to random

It is so fascinating to me, that of all the things that have changed in the world, the 60 min/sec has remained basically the same throughout recorded history. I'm talking Ancient Sumeria, so let's be real, probably before that too. Other than some real fun guys during the French Revolution, we really stuck with this.

mentallyalex, 28 days ago to random

I believe I'm going to express how difficult my commute to school was as a youth, today. Has anyone ever done that?

Are the younger people of today aware of the difficulties the older generations had in regards to travel? Has this been discussed?

Neat_hot, 29 days ago to random

What if there's more to life than just shitposts?

RickiTarr, 1 month ago to random

Okay, a little mystery also for today. After the Toxic Club, my
brother and I got a strawberry limeade at a little drive inn, and drove around this Conservation Area, but then we start seeing this fence with these signs, it's like 8 foot tall with lots of the fence totally blacked out, and these signs placed on them that say:

Saline Valley Ranch, No Hunting, No Trespassing

This fence went for miles, and miles had to be incredibly pricey to put in, it reminded me of the fence they'd have at a minimum security prison, but we didn't see cows, horses, crops, nothing but woods and hills and miles and miles of giant fence.

We try to find information about what it is, but there's basically nothing. My husband looks it up on Google Earth, and finds Little Saline Ranch, and I look it up, and it says permanently closed, and even less information is available about that. Google Earth shows lots of wooded land, a lake, and a few open fields, but we couldn't see any buildings or animals, nothing like that.

So, looking up that I find this article about mysterious happenings in the area:

https://www.cjonline.com/story/news/local/2018/10/31/hunting-ghosts-miller-county-other/9408986007

It mentions several people seeing a Bigfoot type cryptid in the area, so obviously the fence is to keep it in. My other guesses involve a government blacksite, as it isn't too far from and airforce base, or a doomsday cult, what do you all think?