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Neat_hot

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Not as smart as I think, not as funny as I look

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I love how in small towns they have businesses that are like Funeral Home/Waterpark/Vape store, and everyone just calls it Kevin's.

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@RickiTarr Just down this road, right at the tree, left where the cow used to be and you can't miss it.

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@markusl @RolloTreadway @RickiTarr The Queen has two heads‽

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@Tweetfiction Judge should deny bail, then grant the motion. Baller.

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Where I come from, hashtags were considered tacky, uncool, and maybe a bit thirsty. Even though I understand their importance here given the lack of a global search, I still have trouble getting out of that mindset.

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A Question for my Word Nerds:

What is a word(s) that sound exactly like their definition?

For instance, the word Soporific sounds exactly like a lazy sleepy word to me.

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@RickiTarr

Bludgeon

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@RickiTarr It's a heavy word

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The good news is that I haven't been awake long enough to learn any bad news yet.

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What Would Third Eye Blind Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do?

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Should I stop asking rhetorical questions‽

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@maxleibman
Does it?

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Doc Brown: Oh my God, it found me. I don't know how but it found me. Run for it Marty!

Marty McFly: What? What‽

Doc Brown: What do you think‽ THE EMAIL!

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2+2 is the same as 2x2, I think about that sum/times.

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Why do people keep wanting things even when it’s outside my regularly scheduled “dealing with people” hours‽

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I don't really know what the middle distance is, but I'll look into it.

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Why do they make boxer stand really close face to face like they're about to kiss?!

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@RickiTarr
That will-they-won't-they sexual tension is ratings gold.

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I saw an ad proclaiming, "This Credit Card is Worth Its Weight in Gold."

My first thought is that that does not make any sense... credit cards do not "have value" the way gold has a value. My second thought is that gold is really heavy and credit cards are light so how much are we even talking here?

Fear not, I did the research! An average credit card weighs about 5 grams, and gold is $63 a gram as of this writing. So this credit card in question is worth $315. Ok, more than I would have guessed, but even so, wtf does that even mean? How can I utilize that $315?

I must admit, I am strongly tempted to click on the link just to find out wtf they are talking about, but that's how they get you!

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What exactly is the endgame with all of this data mining and targeted advertising, but then not paying people a living wage to be able to even afford the stuff being advertised?

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Why did we stop with beach balls? What about mountain balls, desert balls, jungle balls, taiga balls, etc.‽

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Maybe she's bored with it. Maybe it's Melancholy™.

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well your mom is a whataboutism

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What do people who only listen to music on vinyl do in the car?

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@smileodonicthys I had no idea

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Why do I surround myself with so many mementos of my various failures, abandoned projects, and unrealized dreams, like some kind of anti-trophy room?

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I need to stop lying to myself about all of the things that I’m planning to do “someday”, and admit that there are more somedays behind me than ahead, and if I haven’t started by now then I’m probably never going to.

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Michelle Fairley has played the mother of a king, yet who herself never held the title of Queen, on three separate shows.

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I still can't decide if that's more or less bizarrely specific typecasting than Rachel McAdams as four time-travelers' love interest.

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