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Neat_hot

@Neat_hot@beige.party

Not as smart as I think, not as funny as I look

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Enjoy yourself (it’s later than you think!)

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Are you the person you always thought you would be?

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@RickiTarr I’m not even the person I think I am now.

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Dillied when I should have dallied.

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@qkslvrwolf oh no

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Grind Culture people are always spending so much time talking about Grind Culture, there's no way they are actually "Grinding".

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@RickiTarr Some days you're the grinder; some days you're the pepper.

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Should we all start Cybering each other again? I feel like it's gonna make a comeback.

Neat_hot,
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@RickiTarr Cybering‽ I hardly know ‘er-ing!

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No facial hair could be worse than a soul patc....

Neat_hot,
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@RickiTarr Thetan patch

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Vegan, but only eats carnivorous plants

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I'm in a couch cushion fort.

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@the_etrain What if there's an earthquake‽ You'll be plushed!

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There are no rules, when there's thunder in your heart!

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@RickiTarr I wanna hear about the deal you’re making

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@RickiTarr If I only could

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A Metropolis for the rest of us.

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@Binder a Wetropolis‽

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Ohh and HAPPY LEAP DAY!

I hope you got your visit from Leap Day Williams!

Neat_hot,
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@RickiTarr There are ten lords in my living room.

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@RickiTarr The lords have stopped a-leaping, so now they are “landed gentry.”

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Joeys are in the pocket of Big Marsupial.

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New rap battle, who diss?

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There was a span of time when it seemed like every kid was named something like Jaxyn or Brynleigh but I haven't seen those types of names in a little while so my best guess is that they all died doing dumb TikTok challenges.

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@Alice I thought of the name "Kimberlyn", got very upset about it, and now refuse to duckduckgogle it out of fear that it is very very real.

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Happy Wednesday!

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I can't believe it's Wednesday again already.

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OOPS! All Wednesdays!

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It's Leap Week (extra Wednesday)!

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I would say reincarnation, but both people are still alive, extra points if you can tell me who the person on the left is without looking it up!

Neat_hot,
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@RickiTarr Trick question, that’s just Scarlett Johansson cosplaying as Major Tom.

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One of those adjustable height desks but it only goes up, and when it gets too high, a fresh desktop appears at the floor: The Deskalator

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Please like and subscribe for more dank Oregon county memes

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@RickiTarr @theropologist He so King he's basically Brooklyn!

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Y'all, I have a super fun habit of ordering a margarita at a Mexican place, and not checking how big it's going to be!

Me, holding a giant mango margarita with lines it is ridiculously sized I'm not that small

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@RickiTarr In capitalist USA, margarita downs you!

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