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Flies4no1

@Flies4no1@mastodon.nl

Kater, tijger, leeuw! Wat betreft de PVV/FvD hou ik het bij Max Liebermann: 'Ich kann gar nicht so viel fressen, wie ich kotzen möchte.' Dutch, English, German.

ICT’er in ruste, graag uitvoerig lanterfantend in Italië.

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RickiTarr, to random
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What is the best piece of advice you ever got?

Flies4no1, (edited )
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@RickiTarr Everything takes longer than expected, even if you accounted for that. (From another perfectionist)

SwiftOnSecurity, to random

WHAT ???

WHAT

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Flies4no1,
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@SwiftOnSecurity We bought the car before we knew Tay was cashing in

hanse_mina, to Ukraine

The Kremlin-linked Russian Orthodox Church is building and running private military companies (PMC), which recruit and train fighters for deployment in Ukraine, the Security Service of Ukraine (SBU) reported.

https://kyivindependent.com/sbu-russian-orthodox-church-runs-private-military-company-with-kremlins-backing/

#Ukraine #Russia

Flies4no1,
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@hanse_mina “The patriarch... how many divisions does he have?”

Flies4no1,
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@hanse_mina
Stalin: The pope... ha! How many divisions does he even have?

Patriarch: Sir, at your order, sir!

WeavingWithAI, to aiart
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Experimenting with Dall-E3 inside chatGPT!

[prompt/details in the alt]

#aiimages #aiart #chatgpt #dalle3

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Flies4no1,
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@WeavingWithAI Not sure where his arms and legs wander... but otherwise - nice.

DarthPutinKGB, to random

Day 597 of my 3 day war. For two days in a row I have lost ships in a land war to a country without a navy.

I remain a master strategist.

Flies4no1,
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@DarthPutinKGB Ukraine sunk a sub in a drydock. Can’t beat that

idoubtit, to random
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    Flies4no1,
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    @idoubtit If it makes you paranoid inadvance* I don’t see how a stiff arm (for a day or two) can make it even worse. Ergo, you can relax now.

    Free_Press, to news
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    Hezbollah Declares Military Operation against Israel
    #AureFreePress #News #Israel #gaza #Hamas #BreakingNews #Breaking

    https://www.palestinechronicle.com/hezbollah-declares-military-operation-against-israel/

    Flies4no1,
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    @Free_Press 🙈…it’s SPECIAL military operation, idiots!

    GottaLaff, to legal
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    As always, I’ll do my best to live toot reports when they start. This will be the thread.

    1/…🧵

    Via Klasfeld:

    Good morning from #NewYork.

    Trump’s gagged, and his ex-accountant spills the beans.

    Those are just two of the news items that came out of Day Two of the civil fraud trial.

    Follow us for Day Three #TrumpTrial #legal

    Flies4no1,
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    @GottaLaff She handed him papers - but no crayons???

    Teri_Kanefield, to random

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    Flies4no1,
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    @Teri_Kanefield The tooth fairy only accepts baby teeth, no fillings - sorry.

    GottaLaff, (edited ) to random
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    Heads up: Some account that goes by “Goldin” has now followed me from maybe 10 accounts, maybe more. I’ve lost track.

    No followers to speak of, so many accounts. I’ve blocked all of them. Just FYI.

    Added: Just got another follow. Here’s the account, they all look like this:

    Flies4no1,
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    @GottaLaff Must be a v0.1ß bot. Tomorrow they will be named <first name><number> like we love to see those again.

    Flies4no1,
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    @GottaLaff Chiming in @conspirator0

    Teri_Kanefield, to random

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    Flies4no1,
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    @Teri_Kanefield A ample-sized cardboard box will last for TWO hours. (Yes, I learn from cats).

    RickiTarr, to random
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    Phone Technology Question!

    The hubs and I were having a discussion about Apple continually releasing new iPhones without any actual innovation. That lead us to a few questions, that I, of course, said, Well, I'll ask Mastodon about it! So here goes:

    Have we reached as far with Phone Technology, as it exists as a rectangle piece of hardware in your pocket, as we can?

    Is the future in software?

    What about a better version of Google Glass?

    Are we heading towards implants?

    Please don't mention anything with a see through screen, literally no one wants other people to see what they are doing on their phone! LOL

    Flies4no1,
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    @ferricoxide @RickiTarr @jimbush Let me tell you about the battery life of the Nokia 3310

    Flies4no1,
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    @RickiTarr Did you see this?

    https://youtu.be/qEdyIvbzohs?si=6aSPIl0kK3NevqDh

    No definite answers, but all the questions.

    DarthPutinKGB, to random

    Months - 19
    Casualties - 275,000🌻
    Victories - 0
    Ruble - 💩🧻
    Economy - 🚽
    War crimes - ♾
    NATO - 🇫🇮+🇸🇪
    Warship - Submarine
    Submarine - Rostov on Gone
    Ammo - 🇰🇵
    Crimea - 💥🤯
    Plague - Spreading
    Admirals - 🔥⚰️
    Red lines - Crossed
    ATACMS - Inbound

    I remain a master strategist.

    Flies4no1,
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    @DarthPutinKGB Submarine sunk in a dry dock by a nation without navy

    GottaLaff, to Ukraine
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    #Ukraine says strike on #Russia’s Black Sea Fleet HQ left dozens dead and wounded ‘including senior leadership’

    https://www.cnn.com/2023/09/23/europe/special-ops-black-sea-strike-dozens-dead-intl-hnk

    Flies4no1,
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    @stevesplace @GottaLaff Hey, if you’re anything like the rest of us you would not have sent your troops there in the first place. I know I wouldn’t.

    GottaLaff, to legal
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    "You cannot make false statements and use them in business — that's what this statute prohibits," Engoron said at one point, banging his hand on the bench.” #Trump #legal

    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/donald-trump-new-york-fraud-trial/

    Flies4no1,
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    @GottaLaff actually the fossil industry’s business plan.

    Free_Press, to random
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    I'm getting multiple reports that the Russian commander of the Black Sea Fleet is one of the people missing after the Ukrainian strike on the Russian HQ.. Fingers crossed.

    I'll update you when possible.

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    Flies4no1,
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    @Free_Press If he survived, he may be in a Moscow dungeon now - explaining who got all the money that was meant for air defense.

    BradRubenstein, to Ukraine

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    Flies4no1,
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    @BradRubenstein #Putin can have a look at the original in St. Petersburg, if he dares.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reply_of_the_Zaporozhian_Cossacks?wprov=sfti1

    GottaLaff, (edited ) to random
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    Every morning, the first thing I do is read through all my news alerts (and share some with you here, as you know).

    And every damn morning (and noon, and night) I see almost every alert about Pres. Biden telling me what dire straits he’s in for this or that, for 2024, his age, ad nauseam. Whatever he’s done right is apparently wrong, according to corporate news orgs.

    It’s so f’ing crazymaking.

    Complicit. 🤬 1/…

    Flies4no1,
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    @GottaLaff To cheer up, try reading the worst reviews of... national parks. There is nothing wrong with these places, yet there is a group of visitors that either complains about a) too many bears b) too few bears. Go figure!

    shoq, to random
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    Listen to me carefully. If you see these things jump into your grocery cart, quietly walk away and get in touch with store security. Leave it to them but just get the fuck out. If you ate even one you'd come back and buy-out the store. I mean it. Walk away. You've been warned.

    Flies4no1,
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    @shoq but… but… honey… AND mustard!!1!

    RickiTarr, to random
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    Did you drink a Liquid Death, just because it was called Liquid Death, tell the truth.

    Flies4no1,
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    @RickiTarr First time I drank the Belgian beer “Mort Subite” (“instant death”), I was disappointed learning that it’s name comes from a dice game that was played by the brewers.

    Flies4no1,
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    @phoenixashes76 @RickiTarr Oh, Death Wish in the morning always gives one a jolt.

    Flies4no1,
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    @RickiTarr Hemingway invented a cocktail named “Death in the Afternoon”, I think it’s equal parts champagne and absinth. Lives up to its name way better than “Sex on the Beach”!

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