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DakkiReads

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Just your friendly neighborhood communist agitator/audiobook narrator/content creator.

"fully text-pilled and hardbound" -Ancient Catbus

You can look at my stuff at https://www.youtube.com/@dakkireads/playlists

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DakkiReads, to random
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Tag yourself!

Sometimes I'm 2, sometimes 4, sometimes 7, always 11

DakkiReads, to DnD
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Hey kids, got any DnD or other TTRPG stuff built around books and libraries?

I have Candlekeep Mysteries but I'd like to build a collection around this theme for inspiration

DakkiReads, to random
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My 5 month old just asked me "mother, why do people make up things their children say online for clout? Isn't it really pathetic?"

DakkiReads, to random
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(not OC)

DakkiReads, to random
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we are not the same, etc

DakkiReads, to random
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I'm here to bake cookies and kick ass and I'm all out of ass

DakkiReads, to random
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Simulation theory is just Creationism for tech bros

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DakkiReads,
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@jeffowski this is funny because FB keeps suggesting far-right Argentine political propaganda, a subject I find repulsive

I have no explanation for this phenomenon

ryanhoulihan, to random
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Having been really early to AOC and Katie Porter just gets more and more satisfying. It’s like when I knew Gaga by her original name. I wish I got paid for taste, like I could invest in political or cultural properties, but I don’t think that’s a job poor people are allowed to have

DakkiReads,
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@ryanhoulihan wear this block like a medal

MissingThePt, to random
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Elon vows to make Mexico pay to fix Twitter.

DakkiReads,
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@MissingThePt nice "corrupt sheriff" cosplay

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Whats that you say, favoriting a post is functionally useless because there's no algorithm on Mastodon?

Tell that to my instant gratification addicted lizard brain that's getting hit with a tidal wave of dopamine every time my phone vibrates.

DakkiReads,
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@lowqualityfacts I'm not sure what it says about someone if they think letting a post's author know you liked their post is "functionally useless"

DakkiReads, to random
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lowqualityfacts, (edited ) to random
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I apologize for passive aggressively gaslighting you all into believing that I am Snoop Dogg. They're right, it's time for me to come clean.

The truth is that I am actually Sandra Bullock. I am deeply sorry for deceiving everyone earlier today. I just wanted you all to like me.

DakkiReads,
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@lowqualityfacts Loved you in Deadpool!

slyflourish, to DnD
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Sly Flourish YouTube video: Embrace Player Shenanigans – Lazy RPG Talk Show https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-a_uiriM6s #dnd

DakkiReads,
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@slyflourish Re resources for blind and visually impaired DM's, I make free audiobooks from stuff in the public domain (you can find samples through my profile). If I make some recordings of your Creative Commons stuff, would you like to put them on your website?

DakkiReads,
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@slyflourish I have no idea what that means but I will figure it out

gamingonlinux, to random
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YouTube comments sure are great aren't they...what did I do to deserve that lol?

DakkiReads,
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@gamingonlinux not reading YT comments is self care

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    DakkiReads,
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    @renwillis surprised it didn't just make her a middle aged dude in a suit as well

    RadicalGraffiti, to random
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    "You say austerity, we say class warfare"
    Stencil seen in Cardiff, Wales

    DakkiReads,
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    @RadicalGraffiti stealing this

    DakkiReads, to random
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    "Unions are destroying the industry"

    Unions:

    DakkiReads, to random
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    @Jyoti this always reminds me of you and I will not elaborate

    https://youtu.be/1vhFnTjia_I

    DakkiReads,
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    @Jyoti Well, YouTube seemed to think you were Neil Diamond at one point

    And yeah #NeilDiamond is cool as fuck.

    DakkiReads,
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    @Jyoti As a human being who was alive in the late 70's I also love that song.

    I think my mom still has her Neil Diamond vinyl somewhere. I should ask her.

    DakkiReads,
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    @Jyoti I don't know half of those bands, I guess I have homework now.

    esther, to random

    Oh no, the cycling purists have logged on and they have opinions about electric bikes.

    Spoilers: they’re all terribly ableist.

    DakkiReads,
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    @esther zero surprises. I love bikes, hate bike culture.

    Actually you can say that about pretty much everything I like.

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