Fitnessfoundry, to Fitness
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😅Laughter is the Best Medicine!

☀️Need a positive lift? Look No Further!

🏋🏽‍♂️My strength class at the Malden Senior Center strength class is bursting with amazing energy!

🤩These incredible members (ages 65-95!) are proving that age is just a number. They're having a blast, staying strong, and building a wonderful community together.

It's NEVER TOO LATE to Get ACTIVE!💪🏾

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adamsdesk, (edited ) to martialartsmemes
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Departed Humour: User Friendly Defeated

Come along as I travel back in time to 1997 to feature a web comic I call ‘defeated’, that is focused around an Internet service provider company.

https://www.adamsdesk.com/posts/departed-humour-user-friendly-defeated/

#humour #humor #funny #tech #blog #ThrowbackThursday

metin, to food
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mpax, to Jokes
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What do you call a pig with laryngitis?

Disgruntled.

TheMetalDog, to Humor
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Raccoons are saddle-breaking feral hogs and riding them into battle against the possums.

The media probably won't cover this.

b_rain, to Humor German

Die sicherste Methode, um beim Fahrradfahren dafür zu sorgen, dass die Ampel schneller auf grün springt, ist, ein Taschentuch raus zu holen und sich die Nase zu putzen, oder? 🚦
#humor #fahrrad @mastobikes_de

TheMetalDog, (edited ) to Humor
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During a U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, Bono asked the audience for total quiet.

Then in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands.

Once every few seconds.

Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone

"Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

From the front of the crowd, a broad Scottish accent pierced the quiet:

"Well f#ckin' stop doin' it then ya evil b#stard!"

metin, to Quotes
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TheMetalDog, to Humor
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O_o

🤘 😎 😂 🤘

Crell, to webdev
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"You build an integration with the API you have, not the API you wish you had." --Programmer Rumsfeld

#api #webdev #humor

chiefgyk3d, to infosec
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I made this when I was really bored about a decade ago enjoy
#infosec #floppydisk #funny #humor

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hankg, to Humor

If you want proof that how people act on the internet is pretty much the same as it's ever been, back to ARPANET in 1984 no less... #humor #computer #RetroComputing

bradford-delong.com/2013/07/ho…

KydiaMusic, to memes
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This is a pretty good playlist, ngl

MissPixiePancake, to Humor
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Planks for beginners.

mpax, to Jokes
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Dad, are we pyromaniacs?

Yes, we arson.

markarayner, to Ravens
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A raven, diagramming how he's going to murder us all.

#corvid #corvids #raven #ravens #painting #humour #humor

tangledwing, to Humor
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isomeme, (edited ) to MusicTheory
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Conversation over dinner this evening:

Me: The best way to end any song is with a Picardy third.
Partner: What if you're in a major key?
Me' ...Then you just sing "BITCHES!!!" really loud over the last chord.

I wonder what other couples talk about? 🎵🙂💜

ZhiZhu, to art
@ZhiZhu@newsie.social avatar

"New Yorker editor Françoise Mouly was wrestling with fatigue.

“We are circumspect about publishing any more Trump covers — no one wants to see or hear about him anymore,”...

Yet knowing that a historic was imminent, Mouly and editor David Remnick began sifting through sketched ideas, most of them premised on a verdict."
https://www.washingtonpost.com/entertainment/2024/06/01/political-cartoons-trump-guilty-verdict/

markarayner, to Cat
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Good morning, sir. Do you have a moment to talk about #caturday?

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour

returntosender, to animals
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Trekker21, to StarTrek
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hankg, to Humor

The one thing I miss since leaving Twitter is the legit DougJ Balloon Juice blog’s NYT Pitchbot. Nails it as usual :)

Jerry, to Humor
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isomeme, (edited ) to Humor
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Great moments in software engineering

Arrakis, 10,193 CE: Paul Muad'Dib Atreides uses his abilities as the Kwisatz Haderach, "he who can pwn many servers at once", to run a large worm program on the Imperial Regional Utilization Local Area Network (IruLAN), enabling a privilege-escalation exploit which gives him root access to Imperial IT. The Bene Gesserit managers are furious; the Mentat sysadmins secretly admire Paul's hack.

#GMISE #Humor #SoftwareEngineering #Midjourney #AIArt

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