kubikpixel, to ai
@kubikpixel@chaos.social avatar

Artificial intelligence is also just like enlightened magic, which only does what we tell it to do and how we tell it to do it, not what we want to believe 😅

ArtThatMakesYouSmile, to Birds
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Fitnessfoundry, to Fitness
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😅Laughter is the Best Medicine!

☀️Need a positive lift? Look No Further!

🏋🏽‍♂️My strength class at the Malden Senior Center strength class is bursting with amazing energy!

🤩These incredible members (ages 65-95!) are proving that age is just a number. They're having a blast, staying strong, and building a wonderful community together.

It's NEVER TOO LATE to Get ACTIVE!💪🏾

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adamsdesk, (edited ) to martialartsmemes
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Departed Humour: User Friendly Defeated

Come along as I travel back in time to 1997 to feature a web comic I call ‘defeated’, that is focused around an Internet service provider company.

https://www.adamsdesk.com/posts/departed-humour-user-friendly-defeated/

#humour #humor #funny #tech #blog #ThrowbackThursday

RL_Dane,
@RL_Dane@fosstodon.org avatar

@adamsdesk @tripplehelix

💗

I mean, maybe put a nice big mastodon logo (and link and email) first, and then the, cough data-pimp websites as a second row-of-shame? ;)

adamsdesk,
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@RL_Dane @tripplehelix I'm working on that.

metin, to food
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metin,
@metin@graphics.social avatar

… My wife will disagree though. 😅

mpax, to Jokes
@mpax@mastodon.social avatar

What do you call a pig with laryngitis?

Disgruntled.

TheMetalDog, to Humor
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Raccoons are saddle-breaking feral hogs and riding them into battle against the possums.

The media probably won't cover this.

b_rain, to Humor German

Die sicherste Methode, um beim Fahrradfahren dafür zu sorgen, dass die Ampel schneller auf grün springt, ist, ein Taschentuch raus zu holen und sich die Nase zu putzen, oder? 🚦
#humor #fahrrad @mastobikes_de

Muellers_Kabinett,
@Muellers_Kabinett@strafpla.net avatar

@b_rain @mastobikes_de nen Schluck aus der Trinkflasche geht auch recht zuverlässig

Flo_Rian,
@Flo_Rian@norden.social avatar

@Muellers_Kabinett @b_rain @mastobikes_de Handy aus der Halterung nehmen soll auch helfen, hab ich gehört. Oder im Winter Handschuhe ausziehen, um den Touchscreen zu bedienen.

TheMetalDog, (edited ) to Humor
@TheMetalDog@mastodon.social avatar

During a U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, Bono asked the audience for total quiet.

Then in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands.

Once every few seconds.

Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone

"Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

From the front of the crowd, a broad Scottish accent pierced the quiet:

"Well f#ckin' stop doin' it then ya evil b#stard!"

gnaddrig,
@gnaddrig@mastodon.social avatar

@TheMetalDog Anyway, the most important question is whether they know it's Christmas...

metin, to Quotes
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tshirtman,
@tshirtman@mas.to avatar

@metin a third of the world say they didn't like sunburn anyway, others say we can certainly do without because we have electricity, others start to plan their infinite party night. Musk says he's going to negotiate with the aliens, and go in an offensive costume, drunk and tries to mate with some, when that backfires, he says it's fine, he can rebuild a sun anyway, it's basic physics, we have all that figured out.

bornach,
@bornach@fosstodon.org avatar

@metin
Someone at my makerspace meetup was talking about the critically acclaimed "Three Body Problem", but the moment he started describing the synopsis where humans were making preparations centuries ahead of some existential threat, I just laughed. Humans today have demonstrated they are incapable of planning their own survival merely decades ahead, let alone centuries.

TheMetalDog, to Humor
@TheMetalDog@mastodon.social avatar

O_o

🤘 😎 😂 🤘

Crell, to webdev
@Crell@phpc.social avatar

"You build an integration with the API you have, not the API you wish you had." --Programmer Rumsfeld

#api #webdev #humor

chiefgyk3d, to infosec
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I made this when I was really bored about a decade ago enjoy
#infosec #floppydisk #funny #humor

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hankg, to Humor

If you want proof that how people act on the internet is pretty much the same as it's ever been, back to ARPANET in 1984 no less... #humor #computer #RetroComputing

bradford-delong.com/2013/07/ho…

Flux,
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@hankg blowhards blow harder.

KydiaMusic, to memes
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This is a pretty good playlist, ngl

msquebanh,
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@KydiaMusic Good one 🤣

KydiaMusic,
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@msquebanh

I didn’t make it, but I did confirm it’s a real playlist! 😂

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