Ducking auto carrot (sic) just turned "but that's not how most people" into "brand that's Nike hoodie hoodies shirts" and I'm just agog.
Go home auto"correct" - you are drunk.
Weird thing is, I don't think I've ever intentionally typed "hoodie" on my phone keyboard, so it's not like it predicatively decided that's a common word for me.
It was bound to happen folks. I blame MS Office updates, to be honest. I think they reset my #autocorrect dictionary, or whatever you call the thing where everyone who teaches about or works with the public goes to make sure public is always spelled with an L, and then it always autocorrects other spellings of public across all office apps, including PowerPoint, so that your slides for the first day of class say "Public Focused."
Autocorrect failed.
And it finally happened.
Noch nie habe ich mich so im Einklang mit #Autocorrect gefühlt wie eben, als ich einen Entwurf für einen Brief an Bundestagsabgeordnete geschrieben habe, um gegen das #Rückführungsverbesserungsgesetz zu protestieren, und autokorrekt jedesmal empört diesen unsäglichen Namen für das Gesetz unterkringelt hat.
iPhone users: struggling to make the keyboard add apostrophes automatically in, for example, I’ll and we’re, rather than autocorrecting to illuminate or werewolf? Just type the final letter twice, so illl becomes I’ll and weree becomes we’re.
#autocorrect auto-incorrected "lips" into "libs" and now I'm offended that my iPhone took the right word and changed it to a trending pejorative that people might apply to me, a pejorative I'd never type out myself.
A human would know better, but an #AI? Ugh! Keep this in mind if you are ever beguiled into using "tools" like #chatGpt. (I'd never stoop so low.)
This one-liner comes courtesy of YouTube viewers dinodinoulis923:
When I was at school, my English teacher told me not to worry about spelling or grammar because in the future there will always be autocorrect, and for that I am internally grapefruit.
Fix your shitty autocorrect! There’s no such thing at “there’re” so quit putting it into my content.
And how come I get a word suggestion as I type, I click on it, and an entirely different word is inserted that wasn’t even one of the options offered - sometimes not even an English word?!