KatM, to iOS
@KatM@mastodon.social avatar

has gotten even worse! How is this possible, ?

Fix your shitty autocorrect! There’s no such thing at “there’re” so quit putting it into my content.

And how come I get a word suggestion as I type, I click on it, and an entirely different word is inserted that wasn’t even one of the options offered - sometimes not even an English word?!

🤯🤬😠😡😤

paradoxmo, to fountainpens
@paradoxmo@penfount.social avatar

Shoutout to my dumb phone for autocorrecting “uninked” to “inked”, changing the ENTIRE MEANING OF THE SENTENCE 😡

Lucky I caught it that time, I’ve definitely not caught dumb shit like this in the past

sfwrtr, to ai
@sfwrtr@eldritch.cafe avatar

#autocorrect auto-incorrected "lips" into "libs" and now I'm offended that my iPhone took the right word and changed it to a trending pejorative that people might apply to me, a pejorative I'd never type out myself.

A human would know better, but an #AI? Ugh! Keep this in mind if you are ever beguiled into using "tools" like #chatGpt. (I'd never stoop so low.)

#Writer #Writing #WritingCommunity #WritersOfMastodon #Author

bananabob, to random
@bananabob@mastodon.nz avatar

This is from Rob Words a Youtubeist -

This one-liner comes courtesy of YouTube viewers dinodinoulis923:

When I was at school, my English teacher told me not to worry about spelling or grammar because in the future there will always be autocorrect, and for that I am internally grapefruit.

eyesquash, to random
@eyesquash@mastodon.world avatar

loose. lose. Same word.

64bithero, to iPhone
@64bithero@mstdn.games avatar

I try to type “sucks” you correct it as “ducks” I try to type “ducks” you correct it to “sucks”. There is no pleasing you is there Apple auto correct is there ?

mikemathia, to random
@mikemathia@ioc.exchange avatar
Alexis_WordsUnbound, to random
@Alexis_WordsUnbound@writing.exchange avatar

My phone saw my attempt to write "sudoku" and autocorrected it to "sodomy."

I will not share the context, because the sentence makes it worse, and my sense of humor is G- or PG-rated (maybe PG-13 when I get dark).

I have never been so afraid of my keyboard in my life.

renwillis, to apple
@renwillis@mstdn.social avatar

I’m sorry, but… huh? Hey , can you PLEASE get your autocorrect shit in order?

YurkshireLad, to random
@YurkshireLad@mastodon.social avatar

My changed “republicans” to “replicants” because I really, really screwed up typing the word.

digitalraven, to random
@digitalraven@retro.pizza avatar

Autocorrect has been changing "Imbolc" to "Inbox" all day.

So Happy Inbox to all of us on retro.pizza, and everywhere on the fediverse!

serpicojam, to apple
@serpicojam@mas.to avatar

Serious iPhone question: what's up with the speech-to-text automatic insertion of commas between subjects and verbs?

SergKoren, to writing
@SergKoren@writing.exchange avatar

Curse you autocorrect and Perry the Platypus!

Let’s try it again:

“Our emotions are just thoughts and responses to stimuli. You don’t have to be their servant. You can train them to be yours.”

oblomov, to random
@oblomov@sociale.network avatar

No, , I really mean DDoS, not Dados

fraser, (edited ) to random
@fraser@m.universetoday.com avatar

An astronomer team has observed some of the youngest planetary disks ever seen. Designated as Class 0 and Class 1, these are planetary systems younger than 300,000 years old. Even at this early stage of star formation, the protostars are surrounded by disks with rings and spiral structures that indicate where new planets could be forming. It was previously believed that planets couldn't form before the first million years, but there they are.

https://public.nrao.edu/news/early-evolution-of-planetary-disk-structures-seen-for-the-first-time/

ke7yxz,
@ke7yxz@mastodon.social avatar

@fraser You say "the protesters are surrounded". I am going to guess that autospell was helping you, and that you meant "protostars", not protesters.

larsmb, to random German
@larsmb@mastodon.online avatar

Ja, Rechtschreibprüfung, da hast du gleich doppelt nicht Unrecht.

davemark, to apple
@davemark@mastodon.social avatar

Dear ,
If I type:

K

I NEVER want it autocorrected to:

I

NEVER EVER. Mmkay? 😐

Happens to me all the time. I get that I is a word, but — alone on a line? No. Never. Just no.

Am I missing something? 🤔

Tinido, to random German
@Tinido@chaos.social avatar

Noch nie habe ich mich so im Einklang mit gefühlt wie eben, als ich einen Entwurf für einen Brief an Bundestagsabgeordnete geschrieben habe, um gegen das zu protestieren, und autokorrekt jedesmal empört diesen unsäglichen Namen für das Gesetz unterkringelt hat.

pseudonym, to random
@pseudonym@mastodon.online avatar

Ducking auto carrot (sic) just turned "but that's not how most people" into "brand that's Nike hoodie hoodies shirts" and I'm just agog.

Go home auto"correct" - you are drunk.

Weird thing is, I don't think I've ever intentionally typed "hoodie" on my phone keyboard, so it's not like it predicatively decided that's a common word for me.

Just, wow, ok.

AnneTheWriter1, to mastodon

Frankly, Autocorrect, I'm sick and tired of your shirt.

(It's again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to .)

els76uk, to iPhone
@els76uk@mas.to avatar

iPhone users: struggling to make the keyboard add apostrophes automatically in, for example, I’ll and we’re, rather than autocorrecting to illuminate or werewolf? Just type the final letter twice, so illl becomes I’ll and weree becomes we’re.

You’re welcome!

#iphone #Apple #tip #autocorrect #iOS17 #DamnYouAutocorrect

SergKoren, to random
@SergKoren@writing.exchange avatar

I really should turn off autocorrect and predictive text in iOS, but I’m just a dumb AI.

SergKoren, to iOS
@SergKoren@writing.exchange avatar

Sigh. I rely on iOS autocorrect way too much. It makes me sound like an illiterate or a first year English student.

dale_price, to iOS
@dale_price@mastodon.online avatar

Has anyone else’s 16 just completely lost it today? My iPad just changed “ways” to “says” and “iterate” to “I’ve cat e”

dale_price,
@dale_price@mastodon.online avatar

Any developers experienced with “a go green candy”?

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