pseudonym, to random
@pseudonym@mastodon.online avatar

Too much revolves around: changing filters, doing dishes, laundry, and paying bills.

I demand more pillow forts, s'mores, and board games!

DeliaChristina, to random
@DeliaChristina@sfba.social avatar

I did a couple things today (one was important) so I'm going to take a break and eat pudding.

(No I'm not. I don't have pudding. I have a container of peaches. So I'll eat that.)

#Adulting

7soulshine7, to random

When your neighbors are having a fight and she's screaming at him and it's clear that he fucked up, and you're trying not to listen, but also making sure to pay close enough attention so you'll know if you need to de-escalate. #adulting

mayor, to random

Soooo ummm who is going to come over and help me clean my dishes? #Adulting

look cleaning GIF

fkamiah17, to Life
@fkamiah17@toot.wales avatar

Right, better get on with making the bed ...
#Life #Adulting

The Monkey from the PG Tips commercial with the raving hump

SirTapTap, to home
@SirTapTap@mastodon.social avatar

Alright mastodon, hit me with your best knowledge:

What is the most effective, fastest toilet bowl cleaner you got? I got scrubbers, they only work ok, and they RUST.

I got those blue/bleach top tank thingies, I can't even tell if they help. They leave blue streaks and there's still gunk from the top of the bowl water holes.

I tried those stick-on gel things, also didn't seem to do much. And even manual work with a sponge and cleaner isn't perfect

#home #cleaning #housework #adulting

GottaLaff, to random
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

" I really don't care about the Iowa caucus, do U?"

birdpoof,

@GottaLaff

orite, that exists....
Anyway, cereal for dinner while I reread a favorite webcomic! #adulting

64bithero, to Life
@64bithero@mstdn.games avatar

Not gonna lie didn’t think I’d live past 20 so I’ve been winging it the last 15 years ….
#life #thoughts #random #adulting

That_One_Guy, to HomeImprovement
@That_One_Guy@mastodon.world avatar

We just finished painting the living room. Adulting on a holiday weekend is great. 👍🤬 I told my wife this is blasphemy, my working on New Year's Eve's Eve.

#adulting #homeimprovement #honeydolist

StacieBee, to random
@StacieBee@mastodon.social avatar

Today is day 8 of my 18-day resting and healing vacation. I’m partway through my adulting for the day. Taking a break to sit since there has been more standing/walking than I can handle.

I cannot wait to be one with the convalescing couch.

#Today #Adulting #AdultAF #StressFracture #Healing #ConvalescingCouch

StacieBee,
@StacieBee@mastodon.social avatar

Phew, Christmas is saved! The missing sock has been found!

I repeat, the missing sock has been found!

🧦

When in doubt, 9 times out of 10, the missing sock can be found in the fitted sheet. The other time, it’s up a pant leg.

#LaundryDay #Today #Adulting #AdultAF

EighthLayer, to random
@EighthLayer@mstdn.games avatar

Woke up this more feeling a bit... meh.

Just not feeling it today. Can I go back to bed and stay there all day?

thegamerstavern,
@thegamerstavern@mstdn.games avatar

@EighthLayer yes.
Unless you have to adult, 'cause #adulting sucks

sand, to Parenting

My 6y/o kid likes to save the shipping packaging from our online orders for crafts. She flattens them and puts them away in the basement.

She hasn't made a single craft yet. I'm starting to think she's just a hoarder.

sand, to Parenting

I never knew how little free time I would have after becoming a father and homeowner.

Unless I wake up at 5am and go to bed at 2am, I don't have any time for myself for self-care or side projects & interests...

Adulting... ugh

That_One_Guy, to random
@That_One_Guy@mastodon.world avatar

Hello friends, I hope you're all having a good Hump Day! Mine is pretty good, I'm off work. We bought a new stove today with delivery this coming Saturday. It was under $1k for the stove, delivery and hauling away the old one. It could have been worse, my wife loved this BlueStar commercial model, it was on sale for $10k...

Have a great afternoon, I'm off to help my wife with a project.

#HumpDay #adulting #appliances

kevinctofel, to Plumbing
@kevinctofel@hachyderm.io avatar

I just earned the “: Unclog a toilet using 25’ auger” badge!

ewan, to random

I still find it weird that I legally pass the “over 18” rule on accounts.

Is it normal for people to just not feel any different?

#Adulting

jacqueline, to random
@jacqueline@chaos.social avatar
sand, to Help

Ladies,
Despite my best efforts, I am still unable to read my wife's mind.

Sooo... what does a 40y/o wife want for Christmas? I need ideas... as I spent all my money and creativity on Christmas lights this year...

Ps.: Don't say oral 😎 😋

#help #dadlife #adulting #christmas #GiftIdea #boost

abracanabra, to books

#3GoodThings

  1. New hot water bottles arrived! They have cute little sweaters to keep them extra warm. 🤩 Now me and the kids each have our own again.
  2. An unexpected new delight: Michelle Sagara's Shards of Glass. Magic school/dark academia, and no need to have read anything else set in that world first. Loving it!
  3. Fiiiinally got my market list out, and replied to a few long-overdue emails. #Adulting.

#GoodThings #AmReading #Books #Bookstodon #Winter #Hygge

That_One_Guy, to random
@That_One_Guy@mastodon.world avatar

The cats (Oreo and Mr Minx) took down our wall tree last night, maybe they hate Christmas. So today I have to figure out a new Christmas tree for the house. I'm thinking wire might be the answer.

#adulting #terribletuxedos

TarkabarkaHolgy, (edited ) to random
@TarkabarkaHolgy@ohai.social avatar

I don't know who needs to hear this but it is completely OK for you as an adult to buy yourself an advent calendar.

Any kind. Not just makeup or whiskey. You can buy a calendar with Spiderman toys if that's what you want. It's kind of the entire point of being an adult.

(Also, if you did buy a fun calendar, and you want to nerd out about it, please share :) )

#advent #AdventCalendar #adulting #PSA

Gina, to Travel
@Gina@fosstodon.org avatar

On todays episode of "Adulting 101" Gina finds out about time zones and now needs to book an extra day of accommodation on the Cook Islands because apparently she's flying back a day in time??!

Join us next time when Gina learns to count to 10. #travel #adulting

maique, to random
@maique@social.lol avatar

🖍️ Pick a font, one font…

Which one should I pair with Atkinson Hyperlegible, font experts?

SimpleBits. https://simplebits.shop/collections/fonts

czottmann,
@czottmann@norden.social avatar

@maique I get it #adulting

fkamiah17, to random
@fkamiah17@toot.wales avatar

Things people gave me money for. Sometimes quite a lot of money. Usually called a "career"

On purpose:
PA, Office/Practice Manager (knew nothing of industries involved)
Transport consultant (ditto)
PR (ditto but with free stuff and expense account)
Subeditor at fashion mag (ditto but with even more free stuff)

By accident:
Running a bar
Teaching English/various tutoring
Business development for a vineyard (don't even know what that is tbh)

What on earth were they all thinking? 🤣
#Adulting

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