tinebeest, 9 months ago

@Jaden2 #asstodon and #mastodonk for donkeys! (though the first one has some people using it differently occasionally, as you can imagine!)

There is also the usual #caturday.

I also like #mosstodon and #bloomscrolling though they’re more puns than fun fun content (pretty on the timeline, though!)

junior, 9 months ago

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Jaden2, 9 months ago

@junior frfr! Or any fun accounts would be good 👍🏾

amart, 9 months ago

@Jaden2 @junior I highly recommend following @possumeveryhour - even if you think you don’t like possums, it’s very likely you’ll find out you’re mistaken after seeing a half-dozen of their little, cute, yoda-like faces.

emurphy, 9 months ago

@junior @Jaden2 Low Quality Facts is the one that comes to mind offhand

gdinwiddie, 9 months ago

@emurphy @junior @Jaden2
a.k.a. @lowqualityfacts

RickiTarr, 9 months ago

@Jaden2

@wholesomememes
Is a good account for a pick me up

RickiTarr, 9 months ago

@Jaden2 And Since Beige.party has already been mentioned here's my short list of consistent humor posters:

@the_etrain
@Jorsh
@TheBreadmonkey
@StefanThinks
@TootOfBob
@princesaballena
@biscuit_tornado
@geekysteven
@tayfonay
@kimlockhartga
@adhdeanasl
@BeTheCookie
@LRRRonEarth
@LoganFive
@Neat_hot
@AnotherDayInHell
@QueenOfCoffee
@GrimmReality
@chad
@jimbush
@averagehousewife
@dugglebutt
@Alice

GrimmReality, 9 months ago

@RickiTarr @Jaden2 @the_etrain @Jorsh @TheBreadmonkey @StefanThinks @TootOfBob @princesaballena @biscuit_tornado @geekysteven @tayfonay @kimlockhartga @adhdeanasl @BeTheCookie @LRRRonEarth @LoganFive @Neat_hot @AnotherDayInHell @QueenOfCoffee @chad @jimbush @averagehousewife @dugglebutt @Alice

SHITPOST AVENGERS ASSEMBLE! ✊

Jorsh, 9 months ago

@GrimmReality @RickiTarr @Jaden2 @the_etrain @TheBreadmonkey @StefanThinks @TootOfBob @princesaballena @biscuit_tornado @geekysteven @tayfonay @kimlockhartga @adhdeanasl @BeTheCookie @LRRRonEarth @LoganFive @Neat_hot @AnotherDayInHell @QueenOfCoffee @chad @jimbush @averagehousewife @dugglebutt @Alice

MY SUPERPOWER IS INHUMAN AWFULNESS.

LRRRonEarth, 9 months ago

@GrimmReality @RickiTarr @Jaden2 @the_etrain @Jorsh @TheBreadmonkey @StefanThinks @TootOfBob @princesaballena @biscuit_tornado @geekysteven @tayfonay @kimlockhartga @adhdeanasl @BeTheCookie @LoganFive @Neat_hot @AnotherDayInHell @QueenOfCoffee @chad @jimbush @averagehousewife @dugglebutt @Alice DIBS ON BEING THE BEIGE HULK.

kimlockhartga, 9 months ago

@RickiTarr @Jaden2 @the_etrain @Jorsh @TheBreadmonkey @StefanThinks @TootOfBob @princesaballena @biscuit_tornado @geekysteven @tayfonay @adhdeanasl @BeTheCookie @LRRRonEarth @LoganFive @Neat_hot @AnotherDayInHell @QueenOfCoffee @GrimmReality @chad @jimbush @averagehousewife @dugglebutt @Alice Squeeeeeeeee! So, do I take a number for the sex swing or what?

I come back from the library to this thread, and it is glorious! Thanks for including me with these legends!

TootOfBob, 9 months ago

@kimlockhartga @RickiTarr @Jaden2 @the_etrain @Jorsh @TheBreadmonkey @StefanThinks @princesaballena @biscuit_tornado @geekysteven @tayfonay @adhdeanasl @BeTheCookie @LRRRonEarth @LoganFive @Neat_hot @AnotherDayInHell @QueenOfCoffee @GrimmReality @chad @jimbush @averagehousewife @dugglebutt @Alice Thanks for including me also, came to this after work, and I don't know what started this, but I like being part of it!

Jaden2, 9 months ago

@TootOfBob @kimlockhartga @RickiTarr @the_etrain @Jorsh @TheBreadmonkey @StefanThinks @princesaballena @biscuit_tornado @geekysteven @tayfonay @adhdeanasl @BeTheCookie @LRRRonEarth @LoganFive @Neat_hot @AnotherDayInHell @QueenOfCoffee @GrimmReality @chad @jimbush @averagehousewife @dugglebutt @Alice my bad I started it 😏

Alice, 9 months ago

@Jaden2 @TootOfBob @kimlockhartga @RickiTarr @the_etrain @Jorsh @TheBreadmonkey @StefanThinks @princesaballena @biscuit_tornado @geekysteven @tayfonay @adhdeanasl @BeTheCookie @LRRRonEarth @LoganFive @Neat_hot @AnotherDayInHell @QueenOfCoffee @GrimmReality @chad @jimbush @averagehousewife @dugglebutt Love you, Jaden!

Jaden2, 9 months ago

@Alice @TootOfBob @kimlockhartga @RickiTarr @the_etrain @Jorsh @TheBreadmonkey @StefanThinks @princesaballena @biscuit_tornado @geekysteven @tayfonay @adhdeanasl @BeTheCookie @LRRRonEarth @LoganFive @Neat_hot @AnotherDayInHell @QueenOfCoffee @GrimmReality @chad @jimbush @averagehousewife @dugglebutt thanks Alice ❤️ ain't gonna lie I don't understand yall posts on dis thread tho 😂 gonna follow sum of you guys tho yall accounts look fun 👌🏾

Alice, 9 months ago

@Jaden2 @TootOfBob @kimlockhartga @RickiTarr @the_etrain @Jorsh @TheBreadmonkey @StefanThinks @princesaballena @biscuit_tornado @geekysteven @tayfonay @adhdeanasl @BeTheCookie @LRRRonEarth @LoganFive @Neat_hot @AnotherDayInHell @QueenOfCoffee @GrimmReality @chad @jimbush @averagehousewife @dugglebutt You should also follow @rephlex00 because he’s a funny guy and I think he’s feeling left out (and because I want to torture him with notifications on this thread).

Jaden2, 9 months ago

@Alice @TootOfBob @kimlockhartga @RickiTarr @the_etrain @Jorsh @TheBreadmonkey @StefanThinks @princesaballena @biscuit_tornado @geekysteven @tayfonay @adhdeanasl @BeTheCookie @LRRRonEarth @LoganFive @Neat_hot @AnotherDayInHell @QueenOfCoffee @GrimmReality @chad @jimbush @averagehousewife @dugglebutt @rephlex00 😂 frfr! 👍🏾

TheBreadmonkey, 9 months ago

@Alice @Jaden2 @TootOfBob @kimlockhartga @RickiTarr @the_etrain @Jorsh @StefanThinks @princesaballena @biscuit_tornado @geekysteven @tayfonay @adhdeanasl @BeTheCookie @LRRRonEarth @LoganFive @Neat_hot @AnotherDayInHell @QueenOfCoffee @GrimmReality @chad @jimbush @averagehousewife @dugglebutt @rephlex00

https://youtu.be/J5ebkj9x5Ko?feature=shared

Alice, 9 months ago

@TheBreadmonkey @Jaden2 @TootOfBob @kimlockhartga @RickiTarr @the_etrain @Jorsh @StefanThinks @princesaballena @biscuit_tornado @geekysteven @tayfonay @adhdeanasl @BeTheCookie @LRRRonEarth @LoganFive @Neat_hot @AnotherDayInHell @QueenOfCoffee @GrimmReality @chad @jimbush @averagehousewife @dugglebutt @rephlex00 What, are you just running into threads posting random links to easy listening songs?

(ATTN reply guys: I know Duran Duran isn’t easy listening, but it’s a sweet inside joke, okay?)

TheBreadmonkey, 9 months ago

@Alice @Jaden2 @TootOfBob @kimlockhartga @RickiTarr @the_etrain @Jorsh @StefanThinks @princesaballena @biscuit_tornado @geekysteven @tayfonay @adhdeanasl @BeTheCookie @LRRRonEarth @LoganFive @Neat_hot @AnotherDayInHell @QueenOfCoffee @GrimmReality @chad @jimbush @averagehousewife @dugglebutt @rephlex00

https://youtu.be/128LI6_4L-s?feature=shared

rephlex00, 9 months ago

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Jaden2, 9 months ago

@rephlex00 @Alice @TootOfBob @kimlockhartga @RickiTarr @the_etrain @Jorsh @TheBreadmonkey @StefanThinks @princesaballena @biscuit_tornado @geekysteven @tayfonay @adhdeanasl @BeTheCookie @LRRRonEarth @LoganFive @Neat_hot @AnotherDayInHell @QueenOfCoffee @GrimmReality @chad @jimbush @averagehousewife @dugglebutt 😂 for real what did I start 😳

Jorsh, 9 months ago

@Jaden2 @rephlex00 @Alice @TootOfBob @kimlockhartga @RickiTarr @the_etrain @TheBreadmonkey @StefanThinks @princesaballena @biscuit_tornado @geekysteven @tayfonay @adhdeanasl @BeTheCookie @LRRRonEarth @LoganFive @Neat_hot @AnotherDayInHell @QueenOfCoffee @GrimmReality @chad @jimbush @averagehousewife @dugglebutt

reviews the thread An orgy? Apparently?

Jaden2, 9 months ago

@Jorsh @rephlex00 @Alice @TootOfBob @kimlockhartga @RickiTarr @the_etrain @TheBreadmonkey @StefanThinks @princesaballena @biscuit_tornado @geekysteven @tayfonay @adhdeanasl @BeTheCookie @LRRRonEarth @LoganFive @Neat_hot @AnotherDayInHell @QueenOfCoffee @GrimmReality @chad @jimbush @averagehousewife @dugglebutt 😂😂

tayfonay, 9 months ago

@Jaden2 @Alice @TootOfBob @kimlockhartga @RickiTarr @the_etrain @Jorsh @TheBreadmonkey @StefanThinks @princesaballena @biscuit_tornado @geekysteven @adhdeanasl @BeTheCookie @LRRRonEarth @LoganFive @Neat_hot @AnotherDayInHell @QueenOfCoffee @GrimmReality @chad @jimbush @averagehousewife @dugglebutt Hey just saw you’re from Chicago. Me too. Well, burbs now.

Jaden2, 9 months ago

@tayfonay @Alice @TootOfBob @kimlockhartga @RickiTarr @the_etrain @Jorsh @TheBreadmonkey @StefanThinks @princesaballena @biscuit_tornado @geekysteven @adhdeanasl @BeTheCookie @LRRRonEarth @LoganFive @Neat_hot @AnotherDayInHell @QueenOfCoffee @GrimmReality @chad @jimbush @averagehousewife @dugglebutt hey Tayfony 👋🏿 I'm in englewood

tayfonay, 9 months ago

@Jaden2 @Alice @TootOfBob @kimlockhartga @RickiTarr @the_etrain @Jorsh @TheBreadmonkey @StefanThinks @princesaballena @biscuit_tornado @geekysteven @adhdeanasl @BeTheCookie @LRRRonEarth @LoganFive @Neat_hot @AnotherDayInHell @QueenOfCoffee @GrimmReality @chad @jimbush @averagehousewife @dugglebutt Green line checking in

chad, 9 months ago

@tayfonay @Jaden2 @Alice @TootOfBob @kimlockhartga @RickiTarr @the_etrain @Jorsh @TheBreadmonkey @StefanThinks @princesaballena @biscuit_tornado @geekysteven @adhdeanasl @BeTheCookie @LRRRonEarth @LoganFive @Neat_hot @AnotherDayInHell @QueenOfCoffee @GrimmReality @jimbush @averagehousewife @dugglebutt all the best people have lived in Chicago. Along the Blue Line, specifically

tayfonay, 9 months ago

@chad @Jaden2 @Alice @TootOfBob @kimlockhartga @RickiTarr @the_etrain @Jorsh @TheBreadmonkey @StefanThinks @princesaballena @biscuit_tornado @geekysteven @adhdeanasl @BeTheCookie @LRRRonEarth @LoganFive @Neat_hot @AnotherDayInHell @QueenOfCoffee @GrimmReality @jimbush @averagehousewife @dugglebutt Damen blue line was my stop for years ✌️

Alice, 9 months ago

@tayfonay @chad @Jaden2 @TootOfBob @kimlockhartga @RickiTarr @the_etrain @Jorsh @TheBreadmonkey @StefanThinks @princesaballena @biscuit_tornado @geekysteven @adhdeanasl @BeTheCookie @LRRRonEarth @LoganFive @Neat_hot @AnotherDayInHell @QueenOfCoffee @GrimmReality @jimbush @averagehousewife @dugglebutt California & Kedzie Blue line stops checking in!

tayfonay, 9 months ago

@Alice @chad @Jaden2 @TootOfBob @kimlockhartga @RickiTarr @the_etrain @Jorsh @TheBreadmonkey @StefanThinks @princesaballena @biscuit_tornado @geekysteven @adhdeanasl @BeTheCookie @LRRRonEarth @LoganFive @Neat_hot @AnotherDayInHell @QueenOfCoffee @GrimmReality @jimbush @averagehousewife @dugglebutt Most recently I was at Oak Park where I lived for a decade. Then moved to west burbs due to aging parents

tayfonay, 9 months ago

@Alice @Jaden2 @TootOfBob @kimlockhartga @RickiTarr @the_etrain @Jorsh @TheBreadmonkey @StefanThinks @princesaballena @biscuit_tornado @geekysteven @adhdeanasl @BeTheCookie @LRRRonEarth @LoganFive @Neat_hot @AnotherDayInHell @QueenOfCoffee @GrimmReality @chad @jimbush @averagehousewife @dugglebutt Thoroughly enjoying this whole thread. This is why I heart beige

Alice, 9 months ago

@kimlockhartga @RickiTarr @Jaden2 @the_etrain @Jorsh @TheBreadmonkey @StefanThinks @TootOfBob @princesaballena @biscuit_tornado @geekysteven @tayfonay @adhdeanasl @BeTheCookie @LRRRonEarth @LoganFive @Neat_hot @AnotherDayInHell @QueenOfCoffee @GrimmReality @chad @jimbush @averagehousewife @dugglebutt This is an orgy, so I’m pretty sure you just squeeze in wherever you can.

Alice, 9 months ago

@RickiTarr @Jaden2 @the_etrain @Jorsh @TheBreadmonkey @StefanThinks @TootOfBob @princesaballena @biscuit_tornado @geekysteven @tayfonay @kimlockhartga @adhdeanasl @BeTheCookie @LRRRonEarth @LoganFive @Neat_hot @AnotherDayInHell @QueenOfCoffee @GrimmReality @chad @jimbush @averagehousewife @dugglebutt Hey, all. Please give me a minute. I’m scrolling through this super long list of really cool people just to see if my name is there.

TheBreadmonkey, 9 months ago

@Alice @RickiTarr @Jaden2 @the_etrain @Jorsh @StefanThinks @TootOfBob @princesaballena @biscuit_tornado @geekysteven @tayfonay @kimlockhartga @adhdeanasl @BeTheCookie @LRRRonEarth @LoganFive @Neat_hot @AnotherDayInHell @QueenOfCoffee @GrimmReality @chad @jimbush @averagehousewife @dugglebutt Lol

TheBreadmonkey, 9 months ago

@RickiTarr @Jaden2

Thanks Ricki!

Hi Jaden. That list is spot on, but Ricki is also an excellent curator of all the funnies here - be sure to give a follow aswell. If you follow that lot they're pretty generous boosting other funny accounts too.

There are too many to mention in one go, but here's some more suggestions to be going on with (anyone not comfortable being in this list - just shout and I'll edit. X)

@beaveinflow
@healyn
@ThisPlaceAgain
@juglugs
@charliejane
@damienowens
@lauraamalasunta
@IHPower
@tobestewart
@batkaren
@doktormod
@davep
@Smooheed
@LadyDragonfly
@JoParkerBear
@SirEviscerate
@Stoned_Deva_
@ReticentTurnip
@talia_christine

Jaden2, 9 months ago

@TheBreadmonkey @RickiTarr @beaveinflow @healyn @ThisPlaceAgain @juglugs @charliejane @damienowens @lauraamalasunta @IHPower @tobestewart @batkaren @doktormod @davep @Smooheed @LadyDragonfly @JoParkerBear @SirEviscerate @Stoned_Deva_ @ReticentTurnip @talia_christine hey thanks 4 this list preciate it frfr! We need to fire up mastodon. I'm bored with all da tech shit. Will check and follow back later when I get a bit of time. ❤️

TheBreadmonkey, 9 months ago

@Jaden2 @RickiTarr @beaveinflow @healyn @ThisPlaceAgain @juglugs @charliejane @damienowens @lauraamalasunta @IHPower @tobestewart @batkaren @doktormod @davep @Smooheed @LadyDragonfly @JoParkerBear @SirEviscerate @Stoned_Deva_ @ReticentTurnip @talia_christine

LoganFive, 9 months ago

@TheBreadmonkey @RickiTarr @Jaden2

Thanks Ricki! I’m glad I made the list with all these funny people! And I concur with everything Al said too.

I’ll add one more to both of their great lists, someone who is consistently hilarious,
@nayele18maybe.

RickiTarr, 9 months ago

@LoganFive @TheBreadmonkey @Jaden2 @nayele18maybe Yes great choice, now I feel bad about all the cool people I left off, and also for Jaden who's gonna find all this insanity lol

Jaden2, 9 months ago

@RickiTarr @LoganFive @TheBreadmonkey @nayele18maybe 🤣I got so many people to follow now!

RickiTarr, 9 months ago

@Jaden2 @LoganFive @TheBreadmonkey @nayele18maybe Sorry if it was too many, I hope you find your people!

Jaden2, 9 months ago

@RickiTarr @LoganFive @TheBreadmonkey @nayele18maybe nah that's great 👍🏾 I be scrolling thru all afternoon now 😂

beaveinflow, 9 months ago

@TheBreadmonkey @RickiTarr @Jaden2 @healyn @ThisPlaceAgain @juglugs @charliejane @damienowens @lauraamalasunta @IHPower @tobestewart @batkaren @doktormod @davep @Smooheed @LadyDragonfly @JoParkerBear @SirEviscerate @Stoned_Deva_ @ReticentTurnip @talia_christine thank you for thinking of me 💕🙏🏻

Smooheed, 9 months ago

@TheBreadmonkey @RickiTarr @Jaden2 @beaveinflow @healyn @ThisPlaceAgain @juglugs @charliejane @damienowens @lauraamalasunta @IHPower @tobestewart @batkaren @doktormod @davep @LadyDragonfly @JoParkerBear @SirEviscerate @Stoned_Deva_ @ReticentTurnip thank you ❤️❤️

Jaden2, 9 months ago

@Smooheed @TheBreadmonkey @RickiTarr @beaveinflow @healyn @ThisPlaceAgain @juglugs @charliejane @damienowens @lauraamalasunta @IHPower @tobestewart @batkaren @doktormod @davep @LadyDragonfly @JoParkerBear @SirEviscerate @Stoned_Deva_ @ReticentTurnip

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QueenOfCoffee, 9 months ago

@RickiTarr @Jaden2 @the_etrain @Jorsh @TheBreadmonkey @StefanThinks @TootOfBob @princesaballena @biscuit_tornado @geekysteven @tayfonay @kimlockhartga @adhdeanasl @BeTheCookie @LRRRonEarth @LoganFive @Neat_hot @AnotherDayInHell @GrimmReality @chad @jimbush @averagehousewife @dugglebutt @Alice This gang is pretty cool. Imagining us facing off, West Side Story style, against some other gang... Like the jorts horse folks. 😂

LRRRonEarth, 9 months ago

@QueenOfCoffee
I KNOW MY WEAPON OF CHOICE:

@RickiTarr @Jaden2 @the_etrain @Jorsh @TheBreadmonkey @StefanThinks @TootOfBob @princesaballena @biscuit_tornado @geekysteven @tayfonay @kimlockhartga @adhdeanasl @BeTheCookie @LoganFive @Neat_hot @AnotherDayInHell @GrimmReality @chad @jimbush @averagehousewife @dugglebutt @Alice

RickiTarr, 9 months ago

@LRRRonEarth @QueenOfCoffee @Jaden2 @the_etrain @Jorsh @TheBreadmonkey @StefanThinks @TootOfBob @princesaballena @biscuit_tornado @geekysteven @tayfonay @kimlockhartga @adhdeanasl @BeTheCookie @LoganFive @Neat_hot @AnotherDayInHell @GrimmReality @chad @jimbush @averagehousewife @dugglebutt @Alice

What kind of orgy is this?

Alice, 9 months ago

@RickiTarr @LRRRonEarth @QueenOfCoffee @Jaden2 @the_etrain @Jorsh @TheBreadmonkey @StefanThinks @TootOfBob @princesaballena @biscuit_tornado @geekysteven @tayfonay @kimlockhartga @adhdeanasl @BeTheCookie @LoganFive @Neat_hot @AnotherDayInHell @GrimmReality @chad @jimbush @averagehousewife @dugglebutt For real! You can bring your folding chair, but I’m bringing a sex swing which is really just a hammock I stole off my neighbor’s porch.

oksohearmeout, 9 months ago

@Alice @RickiTarr @LRRRonEarth @QueenOfCoffee @Jaden2 @the_etrain @Jorsh @TheBreadmonkey @StefanThinks @TootOfBob @princesaballena @biscuit_tornado @geekysteven @tayfonay @kimlockhartga @adhdeanasl @BeTheCookie @LoganFive @Neat_hot @AnotherDayInHell @GrimmReality @chad @jimbush @averagehousewife @dugglebutt bad news- your neighbors really did use it as a sex swing. Sanitize! Everything!

LRRRonEarth, 9 months ago

@Alice @RickiTarr @QueenOfCoffee @Jaden2 @the_etrain @Jorsh @TheBreadmonkey @StefanThinks @TootOfBob @princesaballena @biscuit_tornado @geekysteven @tayfonay @kimlockhartga @adhdeanasl @BeTheCookie @LoganFive @Neat_hot @AnotherDayInHell @GrimmReality @chad @jimbush @averagehousewife @dugglebutt ANY SWING CAN BE A SEX SWING IF YOU'RE ADVENTUROUS ENOUGH.

geekysteven, 9 months ago

@Alice @RickiTarr @LRRRonEarth @QueenOfCoffee @Jaden2 @the_etrain @Jorsh @TheBreadmonkey @StefanThinks @TootOfBob @princesaballena @biscuit_tornado @tayfonay @kimlockhartga @adhdeanasl @BeTheCookie @LoganFive @Neat_hot @AnotherDayInHell @GrimmReality @chad @jimbush @averagehousewife @dugglebutt all swings are sex swings if you don't care about being good at sex

TootOfBob, 9 months ago

@QueenOfCoffee @RickiTarr @Jaden2 @the_etrain @Jorsh @TheBreadmonkey @StefanThinks @princesaballena @biscuit_tornado @geekysteven @tayfonay @kimlockhartga @adhdeanasl @BeTheCookie @LRRRonEarth @LoganFive @Neat_hot @AnotherDayInHell @GrimmReality @chad @jimbush @averagehousewife @dugglebutt @Alice The Jets and the ShJorts

Alice, 9 months ago

@TootOfBob @QueenOfCoffee @RickiTarr @Jaden2 @the_etrain @Jorsh @TheBreadmonkey @StefanThinks @princesaballena @biscuit_tornado @geekysteven @tayfonay @kimlockhartga @adhdeanasl @BeTheCookie @LRRRonEarth @LoganFive @Neat_hot @AnotherDayInHell @GrimmReality @chad @jimbush @averagehousewife @dugglebutt Come now, Jorts CLEARLY gets to be the Jerts. We can be the Great Beiges because that’s the best I can do to make a shark reference “work.”

(I KNOW it’s a stretch, don’t @ me, bro)

Jorsh, 9 months ago

@Alice @TootOfBob @QueenOfCoffee @RickiTarr @Jaden2 @the_etrain @TheBreadmonkey @StefanThinks @princesaballena @biscuit_tornado @geekysteven @tayfonay @kimlockhartga @adhdeanasl @BeTheCookie @LRRRonEarth @LoganFive @Neat_hot @AnotherDayInHell @GrimmReality @chad @jimbush @averagehousewife @dugglebutt

Ermegerd lerk at the jerts

jimbush, 9 months ago

@QueenOfCoffee @RickiTarr @Jaden2 @the_etrain @Jorsh @TheBreadmonkey @StefanThinks @TootOfBob @princesaballena @biscuit_tornado @geekysteven @tayfonay @kimlockhartga @adhdeanasl @BeTheCookie @LRRRonEarth @LoganFive @Neat_hot @AnotherDayInHell @GrimmReality @chad @averagehousewife @dugglebutt @Alice

jorts.horse, come out and play-e-ay!

Alice, 9 months ago

@jimbush @QueenOfCoffee @RickiTarr @Jaden2 @the_etrain @Jorsh @TheBreadmonkey @StefanThinks @TootOfBob @princesaballena @biscuit_tornado @geekysteven @tayfonay @kimlockhartga @adhdeanasl @BeTheCookie @LRRRonEarth @LoganFive @Neat_hot @AnotherDayInHell @GrimmReality @chad @averagehousewife @dugglebutt There are some solid jorts.horse people that would be great to have a fake rivalry with!

@waitworry @th0mcat @canadapoast

Wanna have a fake battle that ends in all of us realizing we’re really not that different and then we all go out for pizza instead?

waitworry, 9 months ago

@Alice @jimbush @QueenOfCoffee @RickiTarr @Jaden2 @the_etrain @Jorsh @TheBreadmonkey @StefanThinks @TootOfBob @princesaballena @biscuit_tornado @geekysteven @tayfonay @kimlockhartga @adhdeanasl @BeTheCookie @LRRRonEarth @LoganFive @Neat_hot @AnotherDayInHell @GrimmReality @chad @averagehousewife @dugglebutt @th0mcat @canadapoast I haven't watched the warriors in too long I can't remember how that ends for them

Alice, 9 months ago

@waitworry @jimbush @QueenOfCoffee @RickiTarr @Jaden2 @the_etrain @Jorsh @TheBreadmonkey @StefanThinks @TootOfBob @princesaballena @biscuit_tornado @geekysteven @tayfonay @kimlockhartga @adhdeanasl @BeTheCookie @LRRRonEarth @LoganFive @Neat_hot @AnotherDayInHell @GrimmReality @chad @averagehousewife @dugglebutt @th0mcat @canadapoast Me neither but let’s just assume it ends in a pizza party.

TootOfBob, 9 months ago

@Alice @waitworry @jimbush @QueenOfCoffee @RickiTarr @Jaden2 @the_etrain @Jorsh @TheBreadmonkey @StefanThinks @princesaballena @biscuit_tornado @geekysteven @tayfonay @kimlockhartga @adhdeanasl @BeTheCookie @LRRRonEarth @LoganFive @Neat_hot @AnotherDayInHell @GrimmReality @chad @averagehousewife @dugglebutt @th0mcat @canadapoast

Party is a Groovy Thing y'all
https://youtu.be/OZQth_d-yEk

jimbush, 9 months ago

@waitworry @Alice @QueenOfCoffee @RickiTarr @Jaden2 @the_etrain @Jorsh @TheBreadmonkey @StefanThinks @TootOfBob @princesaballena @biscuit_tornado @geekysteven @tayfonay @kimlockhartga @adhdeanasl @BeTheCookie @LRRRonEarth @LoganFive @Neat_hot @AnotherDayInHell @GrimmReality @chad @averagehousewife @dugglebutt @th0mcat @canadapoast

Badly, but at least they were memorable.

A kid showed up at my house dressed as a Baseball Fury for Halloween last year, and said I was only the second person to recognize the costume.

Alice, 9 months ago

@jimbush @waitworry @QueenOfCoffee @RickiTarr @Jaden2 @the_etrain @Jorsh @TheBreadmonkey @StefanThinks @TootOfBob @princesaballena @biscuit_tornado @geekysteven @tayfonay @kimlockhartga @adhdeanasl @BeTheCookie @LRRRonEarth @LoganFive @Neat_hot @AnotherDayInHell @GrimmReality @chad @averagehousewife @dugglebutt @th0mcat @canadapoast BRB gonna show up at your house as a baseball furry.

Alice, 9 months ago

@jimbush @waitworry @QueenOfCoffee @RickiTarr @Jaden2 @the_etrain @Jorsh @TheBreadmonkey @StefanThinks @TootOfBob @princesaballena @biscuit_tornado @geekysteven @tayfonay @kimlockhartga @adhdeanasl @BeTheCookie @LRRRonEarth @LoganFive @Neat_hot @AnotherDayInHell @GrimmReality @chad @averagehousewife @dugglebutt @th0mcat @canadapoast I’m here! Can you please let me in. It’s hot outside. And I’m getting hot inside.

jimbush, 9 months ago

@Alice @waitworry @QueenOfCoffee @RickiTarr @Jaden2 @the_etrain @Jorsh @TheBreadmonkey @StefanThinks @TootOfBob @princesaballena @biscuit_tornado @geekysteven @tayfonay @kimlockhartga @adhdeanasl @BeTheCookie @LRRRonEarth @LoganFive @Neat_hot @AnotherDayInHell @GrimmReality @chad @averagehousewife @dugglebutt @th0mcat @canadapoast

Sorry, can't. You said baseball FURRY. That's more of a felty.

oksohearmeout, 9 months ago

@Alice @jimbush @waitworry @QueenOfCoffee @RickiTarr @Jaden2 @the_etrain @Jorsh @TheBreadmonkey @StefanThinks @TootOfBob @princesaballena @biscuit_tornado @geekysteven @tayfonay @kimlockhartga @adhdeanasl @BeTheCookie @LRRRonEarth @LoganFive @Neat_hot @AnotherDayInHell @GrimmReality @chad @averagehousewife @dugglebutt @th0mcat @canadapoast soooo much better to be the stuff of urban legend and children's nightmares, the Philadelphia Flyers' mascot, Gritty.

jimbush, 9 months ago

@Alice @waitworry @QueenOfCoffee @RickiTarr @Jaden2 @the_etrain @Jorsh @TheBreadmonkey @StefanThinks @TootOfBob @princesaballena @biscuit_tornado @geekysteven @tayfonay @kimlockhartga @adhdeanasl @BeTheCookie @LRRRonEarth @LoganFive @Neat_hot @AnotherDayInHell @GrimmReality @chad @averagehousewife @dugglebutt @th0mcat @canadapoast

Youppi! I've missed you.

canadapoast, 9 months ago

It's Unreal Tournament, not Quake III. Always has been.

@Alice

@jimbush @QueenOfCoffee @RickiTarr @Jaden2 @the_etrain @Jorsh @TheBreadmonkey @StefanThinks @TootOfBob @princesaballena @biscuit_tornado @geekysteven @tayfonay @kimlockhartga @adhdeanasl @BeTheCookie @LRRRonEarth @LoganFive @Neat_hot @AnotherDayInHell @GrimmReality @chad @averagehousewife @dugglebutt @waitworry @th0mcat

TheBreadmonkey, 9 months ago

@jimbush @QueenOfCoffee @RickiTarr @Jaden2 @the_etrain @Jorsh @StefanThinks @TootOfBob @princesaballena @biscuit_tornado @geekysteven @tayfonay @kimlockhartga @adhdeanasl @BeTheCookie @LRRRonEarth @LoganFive @Neat_hot @AnotherDayInHell @GrimmReality @chad @averagehousewife @dugglebutt @Alice

CAAAAAAN YOOOOU DIIIG IIIIIIIIIIIIIT

LRRRonEarth, 9 months ago

@TheBreadmonkey @jimbush @QueenOfCoffee @RickiTarr @Jaden2 @the_etrain @Jorsh @StefanThinks @TootOfBob @princesaballena @biscuit_tornado @geekysteven @tayfonay @kimlockhartga @adhdeanasl @BeTheCookie @LoganFive @Neat_hot @AnotherDayInHell @GrimmReality @chad @averagehousewife @dugglebutt @Alice I JUST WANT TO SAY HOW DISAPPOINTED I AM THAT LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA GOT HIS HANDS ON THE WARRIORS REMAKE. NOTHING AGAINST THE GUY, BUT THIS SHOULD HAVE GONE TO HIS HIGH SCHOOL BULLY, IMMORTAL TECHNIQUE.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/lin-manuel-miranda-the-warriors-stage-musical-adaptation-1234800725/amp/

TheBreadmonkey, 9 months ago

@LRRRonEarth @jimbush @QueenOfCoffee @RickiTarr @Jaden2 @the_etrain @Jorsh @StefanThinks @TootOfBob @princesaballena @biscuit_tornado @geekysteven @tayfonay @kimlockhartga @adhdeanasl @BeTheCookie @LoganFive @Neat_hot @AnotherDayInHell @GrimmReality @chad @averagehousewife @dugglebutt @Alice

I didn't know this and think it is objectively hilarious. Bet it turns out to be amazing though.

LRRRonEarth, 9 months ago

@TheBreadmonkey @jimbush @QueenOfCoffee @RickiTarr @Jaden2 @the_etrain @Jorsh @StefanThinks @TootOfBob @princesaballena @biscuit_tornado @geekysteven @tayfonay @kimlockhartga @adhdeanasl @BeTheCookie @LoganFive @Neat_hot @AnotherDayInHell @GrimmReality @chad @averagehousewife @dugglebutt @Alice

MY MONEY IS ON WEIRD NEOLIB RAPS WITH MORE OVERT SOCIAL COMMENTARY THAN THE SOURCE MATERIAL WARRANTS.

jimbush, 9 months ago

@LRRRonEarth @TheBreadmonkey @QueenOfCoffee @RickiTarr @Jaden2 @the_etrain @Jorsh @StefanThinks @TootOfBob @princesaballena @biscuit_tornado @geekysteven @tayfonay @kimlockhartga @adhdeanasl @BeTheCookie @LoganFive @Neat_hot @AnotherDayInHell @GrimmReality @chad @averagehousewife @dugglebutt @Alice

That's a given. But they will be brilliantly rhymed and catchy as fuck weird neolib raps.

LRRRonEarth, 9 months ago

@jimbush @TheBreadmonkey @QueenOfCoffee @RickiTarr @Jaden2 @the_etrain @Jorsh @StefanThinks @TootOfBob @princesaballena @biscuit_tornado @geekysteven @tayfonay @kimlockhartga @adhdeanasl @BeTheCookie @LoganFive @Neat_hot @AnotherDayInHell @GrimmReality @chad @averagehousewife @dugglebutt @Alice

I'M NOT CONVINCED THAT'S BETTER. I KNOW THEY'RE GONNA BE EARWORMS THAT'LL STICK IN MY HEAD WHETHER I WANT THEM TO OR NOT. I JUST WISH A GANGSTER RAPPER WOULD DO THE ANABASIS-INSPIRED HONORS. WHERE'S HOVE WHEN YOU NEED HIM?

EDIT: I AM NOW LEARNING THAT IT HAS NOT BEEN PROVEN THAT JAY Z WAS EVER IN A GANG.

kimlockhartga, 9 months ago

@LRRRonEarth @jimbush @TheBreadmonkey @QueenOfCoffee @RickiTarr @Jaden2 @the_etrain @Jorsh @StefanThinks @TootOfBob @princesaballena @biscuit_tornado @geekysteven @tayfonay @adhdeanasl @BeTheCookie @LoganFive @Neat_hot @AnotherDayInHell @GrimmReality @chad @averagehousewife @dugglebutt @Alice

SPEAKING OF FOLKS WHO TALK IN ALL CAPS, WHATEVER HAPPENED TO NATE WOLF? DID HE GO THE WAY OF JORT HORSE?

Alice, 9 months ago

@kimlockhartga @LRRRonEarth @jimbush @TheBreadmonkey @QueenOfCoffee @RickiTarr @Jaden2 @the_etrain @Jorsh @StefanThinks @TootOfBob @princesaballena @biscuit_tornado @geekysteven @tayfonay @adhdeanasl @BeTheCookie @LoganFive @Neat_hot @AnotherDayInHell @GrimmReality @chad @averagehousewife @dugglebutt IS NATE WOLF A RAPPER?

Jaden2, 9 months ago

@QueenOfCoffee @RickiTarr @the_etrain @Jorsh @TheBreadmonkey @StefanThinks @TootOfBob @princesaballena @biscuit_tornado @geekysteven @tayfonay @kimlockhartga @adhdeanasl @BeTheCookie @LRRRonEarth @LoganFive @Neat_hot @AnotherDayInHell @GrimmReality @chad @jimbush @averagehousewife @dugglebutt @Alice thanks 4 these lists will follow back later . Beige party looks lit 🔥

averagehousewife, 9 months ago

Thank you, @RickiTarr! So honored to be included with you and all these amazing people! ❤️ @Jaden2 @the_etrain @Jorsh @TheBreadmonkey @StefanThinks @TootOfBob @princesaballena @biscuit_tornado @geekysteven @tayfonay @kimlockhartga @adhdeanasl @BeTheCookie @LRRRonEarth @LoganFive @Neat_hot @AnotherDayInHell @QueenOfCoffee @GrimmReality @chad @jimbush @dugglebutt @Alice

Jaden2, 9 months ago

@averagehousewife @RickiTarr @the_etrain @Jorsh @TheBreadmonkey @StefanThinks @TootOfBob @princesaballena @biscuit_tornado @geekysteven @tayfonay @kimlockhartga @adhdeanasl @BeTheCookie @LRRRonEarth @LoganFive @Neat_hot @AnotherDayInHell @QueenOfCoffee @GrimmReality @chad @jimbush @dugglebutt @Alice ❤️❤️👍🏾

doktorzjivago, 9 months ago

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purplepadma, 9 months ago

@doktorzjivago @Jaden2 @Loukas GASP that’s MY instance (I don’t run it, I just… live in it)! It’s full of funny people posting funny shit, sadly everyone here is funnier and cooler than me

douginamug, 9 months ago

@Jaden2 @CrustaceanSingles makes me chuckle, but still a bit serious tbh

blag, 9 months ago

@Jaden2 Have you got @The_Whore_of_Blahbylon on your list?

Jaden2, 9 months ago

@blag @The_Whore_of_Blahbylon nah but following now 👍🏾

Jaden2, 9 months ago

@blag @The_Whore_of_Blahbylon that user name worth a follow on it own sum juicy shit frfr!🤣

JasonEccles, 9 months ago

@Jaden2 threads.net 🙈

Oaktag, 9 months ago

@Jaden2
Try #DaShareZone #DaShareZ0ne they're awesome

AnotherDayInHell, 9 months ago

@Jaden2 Hey Jaden! Welcome to the party! Do you like playing games with words, online, and with other people? #HashtagGames is always a hoot 😄 There's also #HashItOut, which doesn't occur daily, but is also fun. If you like bad, old horror movies there's #Monsterdon. There are lots of things on here besides cats and people talking about tech news. I hope you stick around!

anne_twain, 9 months ago

@Jaden2 #hashtaggames

mafeesh, 9 months ago

@Jaden2

#puns
#jokes
#dadjokes

Tweetfiction, 9 months ago

@Jaden2 #HashtagGames . We have a lot of fun with it. :)

Cyrus, 9 months ago

@Jaden2 I like how this young person asks for funny and fun, and a bunch of us old people responded “here look at some pictures of moss, flowers, and animals”. 😂

lednabwm, 9 months ago

@Jaden2

image/gif

thorncoyle, 9 months ago

@Jaden2 I like #bloomscrolling and #mosstodon

debonairetoast, 9 months ago

@Jaden2 .... beige.party or jorts.horse doman posts are usually a good choice.

SNerd, 9 months ago

@Jaden2
Don’t let them fool you. It’s a cult!

pseudonymsupreme, 9 months ago

@Jaden2 Not jokes, but still fun and often super relaxing:
#caturday
#lichensubscribe
#bloomscrolling
#Mosstodon

sellathechemist, 9 months ago

@Jaden2 Try @The_Whore_of_Blahbylon and @adhdeanasl

adhdeanasl, 9 months ago

@sellathechemist @Jaden2 @The_Whore_of_Blahbylon You’re very kind, Sella! I’d also recommend @sonictyrant, @Alice, @JonBaker, @Jorsh, @Smooheed, @Aikiwomannc, @the_etrain, to name just a very few.

JonBaker, 9 months ago

@sellathechemist @Jorsh @Smooheed @Aikiwomannc @the_etrain @sonictyrant @Alice @adhdeanasl @The_Whore_of_Blahbylon @Jaden2 way too kind, Dean

Jorsh, 9 months ago

@JonBaker @sellathechemist @Smooheed @Aikiwomannc @the_etrain @sonictyrant @Alice @adhdeanasl @The_Whore_of_Blahbylon @Jaden2

Holy crap, Batman Is following me.

(I adore you John)

stephstephking, 9 months ago

@Jaden2 jorts.horse has a lot of fun shitposters

Cefr, 9 months ago

@Jaden2 I'm partial to #wronganswersonly myself.

Also, not to toot my own server's horn too much, but follow some beige.party folk. None of us are too serious. 😁👍 (Want an example? @LRRRonEarth )

AaronDavid, 9 months ago

@Jaden2 Have a look at my feed

futuresprog, 9 months ago

@Jaden2
Try this:
https://mas.to/@PresTightrhymes/110928112560800571

Or @fro_vo

RobertJackson58585858, 9 months ago

@Jaden2

#FailureFriday is a giggle ...not USUALLY potty mouthed :ablobcateyesflip:

simondassow, 9 months ago

@Jaden2 @Wilbur72 comes to mind.