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yonabee

@yonabee@eldritch.cafe

Trans girl coder and professional dabbler. I like art and music and sometimes I try to make these too 💖

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hypercard was the last perfect software created. everything since then has been a mistake

yonabee, to random
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there's people out there that can function just fine in modern society, and they have the audacity to call themselves normal? hahahaha, maybe not!

yonabee, to random
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this week only, if you sign up to fediverse you’ll get a free bag of exploding cartoon hammers to go along with your complimentary new gender. act now!

yonabee, to random
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he’s very scare of the whole world right now but he came out and gave us both headbuts and played for a while and ate some food so i think we’ll be good :nekoa_pumpkin:​🧡

yonabee, to random
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tfw a giant wave of spam attacks the fediverse but you haven't seen any of it because your instance admins are so on the ball 🙏🏼​💜​

yonabee, to random
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there’s a tiny little girl with fiery red hair whose job it is to pilot me like a mech, but to be honest a lot of the time she just puts everything on “auto” and sneaks off down to my left big toe to curl up with her cat and read french comic books

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ladies if your tech entrepreneur

  • would like to put a microchip in your brain
  • ships products worldwide with known deadly defects
  • has a secret bunker in some remote location

that’s not your tech entrepreneur that’s an evil cartoon supervillain

yonabee, to random
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I've known mornings white as diamonds
Silent from a night so cold
Such a stillness, calm as the owl glides
Our lives are buried in snow

yonabee, to random
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i would like to announce the opening of my sanatorium: “madame yona’s convalescent home for broken dolls and other girl-things”

yonabee, to random
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constantly battling the fact that my body has decided that the hours from 1am to 3am are the times i should be the most awake and alert :neocat_flop_sleep:​

yonabee,
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i’m not a fan of some of the decisions my body makes but i don’t get a vote

yonabee, to random
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johnny cash voice

🎵​ ooh i blocked a man on .social, just to see him cry 🎵​

yonabee, to random
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somebody should make one of those alignment charts for ‘what actually is “classic rock” anyway?’

yonabee, to random
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hey, i recognize that girl in the mirror -- it's me!

it's finally me :heart_transgender:​

yonabee, to random
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the beauty of the fediverse is that there is no one right way to do it, yet somehow we are also all doing it wrong

yonabee, to random
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i would just like to take a long nap until everyone involved is too embarrassed to ever mention “AI” again

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i need to learn to argue like a tech industry titan so that i can always get my way. i think it goes something like

i need to do this, so you can’t stop me, because otherwise how would i do the thing i need to do??

clever to just stick with what worked when you were six

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i’m sorry we have to steal all of your stuff to build the plagiarism machine, but how can you expect us to build a plagiarism machine without the stuff to plagiarize??

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musk is a horrible person who list of terrible crimes that is far too long to reprint here

“whatever”

also he may have been on drugs while doing this

“oh no!” :pikachu_surprised:​

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just wait until you see microsoft's new mascot for copilot: Biblically Accurate Clippy

yonabee,
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history has shown that if we make fun of Microsoft hard enough and for long enough they eventually might make another usable version of Windows

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it’s not about whether “AI” is useful or wanted is it? they probably don’t even seriously believe that it is, but they’re going to try to force us to use it anyway because they think it benefits them

yonabee,
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google: gets rid of the fact that search results are made by stupid pesky humans and turns the entire internet into google branded content

microsoft: ha ha we’ll just put that crap in the start menu instead and the stupid humans will never get to you, it’s microsoft content now!

users who actually needed to find information or do something: maybe i’ll ask my friends instead?

yonabee,
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step 1: break regular internet by making it unusable

step 2: replace internet with auto-generated AI garbage you made instead, tell people it’s even better now

step 3: ?????

step 4: PROFIT!!

yonabee,
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please let 2024 be the year of making your own homepage and joining a webring

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