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xinicit

@xinicit@floe.earth

#Sober guy living outside of the Greater #Houston Area. I still miss Rock 101.
Avatar: A ghost wearing sunglasses. It looks rad as hell. Header: An illustration of a fictional cat named Princess Donut. She is wearing a tiara. https://justmytoots.com/xinicit@floe.earth

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xinicit, to random
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You too can develop powerful glutes with this new exercise: hanging onto the edge of the bed with your butt cheeks while the dog dominates the mattress and looks at you like you’re the asshole here!

MariaTheMartian, to random

Calckey has electrolytes!
✨ ✨ ✨ 😺 ✨✨

xinicit,
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@MariaTheMartian Calckey has what plants crave!

xinicit, to random
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A thread of phrases that give me the GOOD BRAIN JUICE:

xinicit,
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The woods are lovely, dark and deep. But I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep.

xinicit,
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Everybody wanna be a gangster until it’s time to do gangster shit.

xinicit,
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It’s not a sex thing

xinicit,
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Your heart is a muscle the size of your fist

xinicit,
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If I could live my life all over
It wouldn’t matter anyway
‘Cause I never could stay sober
On that Corpus Christi Bay

xinicit,
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When you punish a person for dreaming his dream
Don’t expect him to thank or forgive you

xinicit,
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The birds still sing when they fall from the sky

xinicit,
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The funny thing is, when you don’t let people disrespect you, they start calling you difficult.

xinicit,
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If you can’t handle me at my worst, just remember that I handle me at my worst and that makes me stronger than you

Alice, to random
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In junior high, I was cast as the understudy for the mayor in The Pied Piper.

The day before the first performance, the mayor broke their leg (classic theater BS).

Given that I didn’t bother to learn any lines because I was just the stupid understudy, I gave the best performance of my life when I convinced the mayor to PERFORM WITH A BROKEN LEG because F that, I wasn’t going to stand on that stage in front of all of those people, two working legs or not.

xinicit,
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@LoganFive @ozofriendly @Alice That just means that you are a lucky son of a gun who gets to feel the rush of reading them for the first time!

xinicit,
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@ozofriendly @LoganFive @Alice I was just paraphrasing Spider Robinson lol

xinicit, to random
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There should be a service where regular dudes can sign up to receive compliments.

xinicit, to random
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What’s the point of breaking down if people are still gonna want shit when you feel better?

Stoned_Deva_, to random
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Many of you hate Crocs and will die on that hill. I'm just sorry to see you walk away, especially in such uncomfy shoes.

xinicit,
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@Stoned_Deva_ Crocs are an affront to good taste and are only worn by people who have given up. I own three pairs.

xinicit, to random
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Congratulations on living past 30! Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to discover new music that sounds like old music and doesn’t remind you of your unresolved trauma and shame!

xinicit,
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@accretionist The feels! They burn!

xinicit,
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@accretionist 😂😂😂

MariaTheMartian, to random

Mastodon is boring vanilla and doesn't have enough features to beep boop. Calckey wins with themes and cat ears.
meow

#Calckey

xinicit,
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@MariaTheMartian Do you access it primarily via desktop or mobile? Did you transfer from Mastodon to Calckey?

xinicit,
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@MariaTheMartian Why are you keeping a Mastodon account?

xinicit,
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@MariaTheMartian Right on. Thank you for being so helpful 😊

xinicit, to random
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Sure, most AI art is soulless crap, but this is a golden age for people who are into naked people with 12 fingers and no belly button.

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I got my dog a high visibility vest and now he hangs out at the airport directing runway traffic.

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