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I don’t think I will ever be a big account because I post about my mental health on main. People may be into my humorous takes on goth mommies, but no one wants to see the dark underbelly of livin’ la vida loca.

xinicit,
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@LoganFive I guess context counts, doesn’t it? 1000 followers on Mastodon isn’t bad at all. And it’s the smart people’s social network, so that’s definitely something.

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Pretending to be normal is having a detrimental effect on my ability to pretend to be normal.

xinicit,
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@AdaraAstin Masking is exhausting.

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I play a game with my dog called “snuggle, no struggle” where I try to pet him and tell him I love him for as long as I can before he gets too excited and start play biting my hands.

xinicit,
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@Cassandra I really wish I could get more snuggling in but my man gets excited when he’s getting petted.

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It’s rough being attracted to women who look good in glasses because I know I look better when they’re not wearing them.

xinicit,
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@grrrr_shark You are supposed to be my emotional support moose, not the moose who supports my emotions.

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(To the tune of “Fuck The Pain Away”)

Kitty cats! Hurray!

xinicit,
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@grrrr_shark

The original song is “Fuck The Pain Away” by Peaches. I have cleverly altered the lyrics to be about the joy of feline companionship.

xinicit, to random
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I have died in my dreams on two occasions because my dog did not listen to me.

xinicit,
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@grrrr_shark This is distressing. I don’t like you dying once, much less multiple times.

xinicit, to random
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I have the body of a sexual T-Rex (short arms and a large belly.)

xinicit,
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@grrrr_shark I’m using an adjective to make myself feel better.

xinicit,
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@grrrr_shark Hell yeah! I’m gonna lay some eggs and watch over them like a loving mother!

xinicit, to random
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They call me a sexual tornado because grass clippings and leaves get everywhere.

xinicit,
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@grrrr_shark This is the perfect opportunity to use the leaf blower I got you for Valentine’s!

xinicit, to random
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They call me a sexual tornado because if you see me you should avoid windows and hide in the bathtub.

xinicit,
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@Alice Still married?

xinicit, to random
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Fat bottom girls make the rocking world go round. Muscle mommies are responsible for the tides. MILFs help prevent soil erosion.

xinicit,
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@grrrr_shark I appreciate y’all for being both beautiful and functional.

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Me: looks in mirror
Brain: You look like Santa Claus if he let himself go.

xinicit,
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@grrrr_shark I know, but it was such a good burn!

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My life is falling apart, but my pill organizer is in order, and when you’re old that’s the same as having your ducks in a row.

xinicit,
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@grrrr_shark My sweet Moose Shark… be kind to yourself. I’m a huge fan of you, and I think you are awesome. ❤️

MLE_online, to random
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Ceramics class!

video/mp4

xinicit,
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@MLE_online They are gorgeous. I really want to drink tea out of one.

xinicit, to random
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Everyone knows a car guy, a computer guy, a plumbing guy… whatever. But if you’re looking for flim flam, well buddy, (finger guns) I’m your man!

xinicit,
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@Lizette603_23 Oof. I’m proud of you for making it this far. You’re tough as hell!

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