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whakkee

@whakkee@social.lol

interested in camping 🏕️ 🚐 , hiking 🚶‍♀️ , plants 🌱 , reading 📚, climate 🔥

technical project manager < Mac dev < iOS dev < web dev < Oracle dev

Would like to move to Norway 🇳🇴 someday.

Trans rights are human rights 🏳️‍⚧️
Black Lives Matter 🖤
Angry about politics 😡
Antifascist

The tardigrade is my spirit animal.
#nobot #noarchive #noindex #nobridge

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fahrni, to random
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Our daughter and son-in-law are moving. As they were cleaning out their shed they were greeted by a two foot long copperhead.

Our daughter moved a storage tote and there it was. It struck out and luckily it hit the tote.

She, her hubby, and children are all fine.

whakkee,
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@fahrni yikes, are those creatures common there?

whakkee, to Eurovision
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I don’t care for #eurovision, and if I did, I would have not watched, due to Israel’s participation. I don’t blame the 20 year old girl coming out for Israel though, just the organization (EBU) itself.
With regards to #joostklein: no idea what happened, but I do find it abject that apparently for the #ebu you’re not innocent until proven otherwise. What if he wins? In sports events, if you use doping, your medal gets revoked after the fact.
Let’s all share #europapa.💙
https://youtu.be/nRdY-UYWdXQ?si=kKCDUF8DIVVURFdZ

daniel, to random German
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Your timeline has been blessed with 🐙Business Daniel™️

whakkee,
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@daniel aber Daniel! Es ist Samstag!

fahrni, to random
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Just calculated the number of days until I retire. I hope I live that long.

The number? 4,965 days.

whakkee,
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@fahrni that’s over 13 years still 😑

daniel, to random German
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Ugh this morning I found cat barf on the floor AND I had to block a domain full of Nazis. Let’s hope the rest of the day is nicer.

whakkee,
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@daniel once the domain is blocked, your day instantly gets better ❤️

joshua, to random
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“Hey Siri, turn off the foyer lamp.”

“Do you mean the carport entry?” (not a light but a smart lock on the other side of the house)

“No, the light in the foyer.”

(All living room lights turn on full, Siri chimes in triumph.)

“Thanks.”

whakkee,
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@joshua “hey Siri, turn off the lights”

“Now playing ….”

"hey Siri, STOP”

ratkins, to random
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FUCKING HELL AUTOCARROT, SOME TIMES I WANT TO WRITE “WELL”, NOT “WE’LL” AAARGH!

whakkee,
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@ratkins you mean “fucking he’ll”? 😬

aral, (edited ) to random
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Which option are you more likely to choose?

whakkee,
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@aral the one that isn’t listed

davemark, to apple
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Is Apple more of a hardware company or a software company?

To me, Google feels like a software company that dabbles in hardware.

Apple feels like a hardware company that writes software to support/enhance its hardware.

Apple's AI approach is going to be interesting to watch unfold. Tightly integrated with the hardware, but very public facing.

whakkee,
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@davemark to me, google is not a software company, but a marketing company that does software to farm people. Agreed on the apple part though.

whakkee, to random
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Having a rough week, due to various unrelated things. Hope the week is over soon and next week will be better.

daniel, to random German
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Ich will einfach nur

whakkee,
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@daniel is that Mun to Aux? How long is the train ride, approximately?

whakkee,
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@daniel lol, I meant “München” when I said “Mun”. What do you mean by “Mun”? I’ll try to remember “Muc” haha!

fahrni, to random
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I could seriously use another five hours of sleep. So darned tired.

whakkee,
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@fahrni same, I had trouble falling asleep last night. But instead of sleeping more, I’m going for a walk, hoping that being outside, fresh air, being more physically tired, will help falling asleep tonight.

whakkee,
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@fahrni hey, I’m not sure yet if it works

daniel, to random German
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I think Spanish speaking people call it „El Big Apple“

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whakkee,
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@daniel ¿Por qué no la gran manzana?

Gte, to random
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https://apple.news/A7RSJw5ByRlSD9USMmRgR9A

whakkee,
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@chockenberry @Gte wait till they put that up your penis, it’s suddenly not so tiny anymore then! 😬

daniel, to random German
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I have a date with a spacecraft today! 🥰

whakkee,
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@daniel you’re not moving to another planet, I hope?!

whakkee, to random
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Adding extra sand in our crawling space, to prevent our yard disappearing underneath our house.

daniel, to random German
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Good morning! I’m traveling today! 🚀

whakkee,
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@daniel I really want to visit Iceland at some point!

eschaton, to random
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If it surprises anyone that “the Marquess of Chumley” has stolen Chinese antiques in her home, you should really look into the contents of the UK’s museums.

whakkee,
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@eschaton and Wales

ratkins, to random
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Why has the Body Shop website in Germany been offline for the last four days?

whakkee,
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@ratkins didn’t they go bankrupt last month or so?

dave, to random
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    whakkee,
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    @dave @TonyVladusich is it though? 🤔

    daniel, to random
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    I really wish I could hire some people and force them to Return to Home Office

    whakkee,
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    @daniel which 4 days? Can I pick freely, and flexibly? In that case it’d be interesting! 😁

    whakkee,
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    @daniel noice noice! And home office can also be anywhere else? Like… in a campervan, I suppose?

    whakkee,
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    @daniel we have 5G in the van. Works great so far! If I didn’t dislike Space Karen so much, I’d love one of those starlink receivers on my van’s roof.

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