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Passionate (oddly?) and stuck with #PHP for quite a few years, although I have fallen for #Haskell and #assembly in the past.

Currently exploring and learning about #DDD, although I will always like a quick and aggressive "hack".

Always learning. Finding myself, mostly, at the tip of a contradiction!

Also a father, nowadays.

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rq, to random

Cringe and cute both start with C. Coincidence? I think not

thgs,
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@rq there is at least one universe that everything starts with C

thgs, (edited ) to random
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Do you know Ivar Jacobson?

#php #softwaredesign #softwareengineering #ddd

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Tags for reach

ViejoViajero, to random

Well, dear . What is 12*2,49? Thanks for the great discount!

thgs,
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@ViejoViajero 29.99 / 12 is 2.49 though and its billed annually

thgs,
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@ViejoViajero yes that is correct. But it wouldn’t make much sense to put in the ad that you pay 2.499 per month while billed annually at a fixed price 29.99.

Like.. you never pay 2.49 per month, you pay 29.99 once a year but somehow there’s got to be a value for what it amounts per month

thgs, to random
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And also this would be nice

[$one, $two, ...$theRest] = range(1,10);

thgs, to random
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Wouldnt that be nice?

static $map ??= new \WeakMap();

thgs, to random
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Happy new year !

thgs, to random
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Good morning to everyone after @andrewfeeney monopolised the local feed last night.

Was an interesting journey to follow through

thgs,
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@andrewfeeney no need to apologise, I was just kidding about it really

davidbisset, to programming
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When you close the 78 #browser tabs after you finally fixed your bug. #programming

A very relieved man in a red shirt holding his hands to his chest, his eyes closed and smiling.

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@davidbisset I close them anyway

rq, to random

Video games are the only reason anyone below the age of 60 has heard of Zagreus.

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@rq except if you’re Greek. I’m Greek!

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@rq it’s a decent game though

andrewfeeney, to random
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You can’t own a community, therefore you can’t buy one.

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@andrewfeeney but you can make one!

SecondeJ, to random
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My choices for this afternoon.

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@SecondeJ I would drink the chatteauneuf du pape last!

rolle, to mastodon
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To all the people who don't use the Fediverse because "didn't reach the critical mass" and "too little amount of users" and "10 million is a small amount" I say:

How big of an influencer are you? Who is going to reach all those millions anyway?

Large number of users ONLY benefit the giant corporations who are profiting out from the users. Which is isn't the priority for the Fediverse / social web.

#Mastodon #Fediverse #TechBros #SocialMedia #BigTech #Commercial

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@rolle I’m actually feeling good about them lot not being around here :)

ramsey, to random
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Completely rewriting asdf-php on Christmas Eve, as one does. #PHP

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@ramsey what’s that? The version manager? (Had to google it)

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@ramsey theoretically you may use that to install more things than just php right? Like common tools such as psalm, php-cs-fixer etc?

Crell, to php
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Quick and easy code generation testing.

https://peakd.com/php/@crell/quick-and-easy-php-code-generation-testing

thgs,
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@Crell noteworthy is that you can override the file stream wrapper like it’s done in https://packagist.org/packages/dg/bypass-finals

thgs,
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@Crell or is that the same as php-vfs?

mitexleo, to NoStupidQuestions

If an octagon has 8 sides and an octopus has 8 legs 🦵 then why is October the 10th month of the year 🤔?

#question #askfedi #humor #thought

thgs,
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@mitexleo because they add the same 2 that were added to make 12 months instead of 10. So these extra 2 have been added before October therefore you observe that there!

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@mitexleo that is before January and the padding month February were added by the romans! Apparently! So October before that used to be the 8th!

rq, to random

More projects should follow the CrystalDiskInfo lead and have cute anime mascots

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@rq same here, I once have tried to make adjustments to readymade images, with mixed success. Didn’t repeat it ever. Maybe AI can help these days

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@rq not my brightest moment indeed

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@rq and the library is nowhere to be found when I actually thought I could look at the code

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