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theropologist

@theropologist@beige.party

In the middle like a bird without a beak 🐓 Admin of this here instance 🦖 I have no idea what I'm doing 🦣 he/him 🙆‍♂️

Alt Text: Avi is the head of a rooster with a velociraptor's face instead of a beak, seen in profile and looking majestic af. The header is a hilariously inaccurate 19th-century woodcut depicting an iguanodon and a megalosaurus as big lumbering quadrapedal lizards biting each other. Neither of them seems bothered by this, in fact they both are sporting big goofy toothy grins.

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THE FLOOR IS LAVA

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So cool how my water heater has two exposed electrical terminals about a knuckle's width apart right under the tiny little temperature dial that I have to wedge my whole hand inside to adjust

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I'm going to Hawaii tomorrow and after a decade of living in Oregon, in which I have fastidiously conditioned myself to pronounce "aloha" as "a-low-a," I am absolutely terrified.

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What they don't tell you about being a pilot is that they let you eat all the candy you want. In fact, most of the controls are made of candy. Go ahead, eat 'em! Don't worry, you don't need them to fly the plane. Hell, they don't even need us! So really, you're just getting paid to eat candy. Enjoy!

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:bc: Attention Beige Party-goers! :bc:

I need to do some server maintenance tonight. I'm going to take the servers down to take snapshots first so the site will be down for about half an hour.

The maintenance window will begin at 3 AM UTC on the 28th and extend until 5 AM. If you're in the Western Hemisphere that's 11 PM EDT on the 27th to 1 AM on the 28th.

Thanks, and Beige-bless :bb:

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Look man, the kids are listening to Steely Dan and plotting crimes against Capitalism. I think they're gonna be just fine.

Alice, to random
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A/S/L?

I'll go first.
45/tomato bisque/California

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@Alice 42/cloacal kiss/Oregon

theropologist,
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@Alice @rephlex00 I call it the one stop shop

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The moon is in plantigrade this evening. This has angered the worms. Look at them writhe! See how they flail their tiny pink noses in their fearsome wrath! Don't worry, buddy, they're just worms. They can't do anything to you. Go ahead, stomp them with your big flat feet! Feel that hot pink spaghetti wriggling through your toes! This is what you were made for.

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Life hack: always keep a banana on hand to secure your mouse when transporting your laptop.

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Two sheds, perchance just one.

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I'm classically trained in stupidity

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The second law of thermodynamics seems to apply to everything in the universe except my shred pile

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Welp it appears that I have reached the age where I understand the need for perching reading glasses upon the tip of one's nose

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Wait, you're telling me Space Jam isn't a Grateful Dead documentary??

theropologist,
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@RickiTarr the original Space Jam

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The law of information entropy states that users will come up with increasingly baroque ways to break your software the closer you get to your vacation

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If you could have one new skill starting right now, what would it be?

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@RickiTarr I would love to learn how to do computers

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@RickiTarr idk maybe start a blog or something

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@RickiTarr yeah i'll probably just keep screaming my blog into my pillow at night before bed

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It's a Snoop Doggwood cause it's 4/20.

theropologist,
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@the_etrain from the thumbnail I thought this was some kind of crazy fractal, then I saw it was a dogwood, and then I thought wait a dogwood IS a kind of crazy fractal! So anyways, happy 4/20 :weed:

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There are bots reply guying to tell people the man who self-immolated was "not a trump supporter, just mentally ill. It's really sad."

I read the manifest. He was definitely not a well person, but he was also most definitely not just mentally ill.

Dismissing someone's illness as their only defining factor is gross. Did his illness play a part in his death? Most assuredly. But so did many other decisions.

theropologist,
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@mentallyalex Thank you. So often it seems like mental illness is used as code for "so it's not like they were a real person anyway." Every human being is a whole fuckin person, even if they have mental illness. It's not something that's broken, it's just another way out of millions that human beings are. And lots and lots of people human that way, more than people think.

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Standing in line outside a record store again, waiting to buy another Grateful Dead live show that I can download for free off of archive.org. Best day of the year!

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This was my big surprise from the list this year. Had never heard of them, thought they might be a punk band from the name and then I am just blown away by the gorgeous three part harmony melting into a liquid guitar lick that—Is that Robert Fripp? It is Robert Fripp! What the hell is this and why have I never heard it, and why does it feel like I've been listening to it for decades?

https://youtu.be/EA-U5H4VoX8?si=r-AaG7FNo8MFI3U7

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Another great surprise. This guy is a joy to watch and he picks some incredible songs. Check out 21 minutes, it'll blow your feeakin' mind!

https://youtu.be/wGywYSt4OOM?si=Zs_r6w4LGyKZceeq

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And of course Sparks, because....Sparks!

https://youtu.be/P6I6yr7WDeg?si=A3JHJf1vXj4m0U4V

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