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selzero

@selzero@syzito.xyz

Evil Supervillain Overlord of Syzito.xyz.

Creator of #TheInvasionOfTheDemonicCrittersFromHell

Demonic Critter progress and suggestions set to "Followers only".

Potty mouthed tourist android from the dystopian cyberpunk future. :terminal_cursor:

Other games can be found at #SelzerosGameProjects

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Isaac Newton inventing the woke agenda in 1669.

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I am a socialist.

I'm not supporting any particular leader, party, government, ideological dogma, or even economic structure.

I believe these things are just resources to be managed, in the service of humanity.

Instead of humanity being a resource to be managed, in the service of these things.

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THIS MILKSHAKE FIGHTS FASCISTS

The fascist is covered in milkshake!!

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@wallacewords Yes! We have a long tradition of throwing milkshakes at fascists.

A couple of years ago Farage was speaking at an event, McDonalds put a sign on the door that the milkshake machine was broken.

Burger King put a sign on their door and a tweet out saying that their milkshake machine was working perfectly and everyone is encouraged to enjoy one.

It's a tradition we like to honour.

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The Book Wheel was an invention from the 16th century for people that needed multiple tabs open before browsers were invented.

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Chekov plays Space Invaders to grace your time line. You are welcome.

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@sysop408 just silliness for the sake of it.

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I like immigration. I like not to have serious skills gaps in our services. I like mixing with people who grew up in other countries. I like being enriched by other cultures. I would like the feeling that my country opened its arms to people fleeing terrible situations elsewhere. I don’t understand why other people don’t think like this

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@Cruthachail @Nickiquote @purplepadma what on earth are you talking about.

Pedophilia is not imported.

Criminal records show pedophilia from immigrants is low single digit percentages.

Why do you only care about pedophiles when their faces are brown? 🤔

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@Cruthachail @Nickiquote @purplepadma the AfD are actual Nazis mate!!! Is that where you are getting your "facts"???

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@Cruthachail

This is the end of the road for us bro.

Byyyeeee

Lady waves bye and drives off.

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@Cruthachail @purplepadma I disagree with this. You are missing a lot of detail.

Predominantly the fact that the countries complaining about this immigration are the ones that caused it.

Who puts trade embargos and economic sanctions on Venezuela?

Who bombs the fuck out of the middle east?

Who cultivates the drug wars ecosystem in Latin America? Who buys and sells the drugs?

You can't go around shitting on other people's homes then be upset that they are on the market for new homes.

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Engaging with people that take time out of their day to retrosplain that a screenshot in a silly joke image is "Well actually, Galaga not Space Invaders!!"

Man tried to keep straight face.

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MP hopefuls rush to Reform to jump on the Farage bandwagon.

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There are lots of interpretations of every religion.

For example, church goers at the La Epifanía del Señor church in Zacatecas pray to a giant statue of Phil Collins in diapers.

Perhaps it's some kind of symbolism that "Everything started with Genesis"? IDK.

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Whatever you are going through, whatever your struggles. Keep going. You will overcome all of it.

I promise. You will look back and see your worrying was unfounded, and the strength you needed was in you all the time.

Then you'll notice a new mountain of poop. Because that's what life is, a series of perpetual poop mountains we have to constantly overcome.

And you'll beat them all.

You know why?

Because I heard some guy say you couldn't.

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I always say everyone should vote for whoever they wish.

I do however judge you if empathy for humans is not your clear first priority when voting.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2024/apr/24/dont-rescue-people-who-scupper-their-channel-boats-says-reform-uk-deputy

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Don't worry about AI replicating humans.

I am yet to meet a self respecting machine that would stoop as low as to emulate a human.

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Fedi Creatives.

What is a good platform to allow creative and financial contributions to a project. I know of people that use Kofi and Patreon for financial contributions to creative projects, but are they good for creative input and core community building?

Are there better alternatives?

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From the brush of British Sci Fi and Fantasy painter Bruce Pennington.

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Stop scrolling.

I just wanted to bring to your attention that in Norway speed bumps are called Farts Humper.

Carry on.

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It should be no surprise to anyone that criminals roll in gangs.

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@TessRants his wealth is in shares.

For the past two decades he has been the poster boy of the tech bro ecosystem, adding him to your board resulted in an influx of investment, therefore it made sense for, say, the founders of Tesla to bring him on board.

Tesla is still overvalued despite a readjustment after Elon exposed himself as an idiot. Elon's wealth is mostly composed of the market valuation of Tesla.

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"Were you embedded as standard into a whole generation of 8 bit computers? Because you are BASIC"

Mic drop girl raises arms as "Boom" is written across the screen"

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Hey #Fedi.

We have not heard from our friend @fkamiah17 for a week. Does anyone know anyone at toot.wales? It would be good to know if they had any interaction before the account deactivation.

Please amplify
@hannu_ikonen @innervisioner @essjayjay @Thebratdragon @wendinoakland @MadeyeTheCarnaptious @ColesStreetPothole

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This is horrible. Faiza Shaheen is my favorite. Baller.

@jaycee https://toot.community/@jaycee/112529284749026510

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