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scottkeckwarren, to random
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Last night we pushed the largest PR I've ever created at over 40k lines changed. We couldn't quite get sign-off from the stakeholders so scope creep was a nightmare. It's finally done and we only had a handful of bugs reported thanks to heavy TDD and Static Code Analysis!

scottkeckwarren,
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@tress777 agreed. It was the worst scope creep I’ve ever experienced

grmpyprogrammer, to random
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This past week I had a problem at DayJob that would’ve been easier to solve if we had adopted the use of repositories that create immutable value objects. Since this is a Laravel project, I was overruled. My first implementation ended up being wrong (found out via production testing) and the fix ended up involving Eloquent mutators.

I still think value objects are the better solution but my boss both disagrees and trolls me about it.

scottkeckwarren,
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@ramsey @Crell @grmpyprogrammer agreed. How did it not get caught during code review?

scottkeckwarren, to random
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"You probably don’t need microservices" by @brunomvpcosta

https://www.thrownewexception.com/you-probably-dont-need-microservices/

scottkeckwarren,
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@ramsey for when you do need a microservice?

grmpyprogrammer, to random
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Some light reading for this weekend from @cate — my pre-order via Amazon came in (I hope they don’t rip you off on royalties for it Cate!)

scottkeckwarren,
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@grmpyprogrammer @cate how is it? I’m always looking for programming leadership reads

scottkeckwarren, to random
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developers, sometimes when I run I receive 100s of errors (in my integration tests) that might only originate from 2 lines. Is there a way to consolidate these based on stack trace?

scottkeckwarren,
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@sebastian @mitelg thanks I’ll have to look into that

ramsey, (edited ) to mastodon
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Is there a way to do an “OR” search for hashtags on #Mastodon? Or maybe one of the apps has implemented this? @MonaApp, do you support this?

I want to do a search like this:

#phptek OR #phptek24 OR #phptek2024

Then, I want to save or bookmark it, so I can check it regularly as a separate “feed.”

(Edit: I know about the advanced interface, but I’m on mobile, specifically iOS.)

scottkeckwarren,
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@ramsey @MonaApp does following the tags not work?

scottkeckwarren, to random
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I’m getting my presentation ready for #phptek. It’s a challenge to hit the time. I’ll do a test run and it will be 5 minutes short so I add more and then it’s 10 minutes too long.

scottkeckwarren,
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@bobmagicii @ramsey thanks for the feedback. I’m going to go back to the earlier draft.

scottkeckwarren, to random
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Does anyone else get a little angry when someone emails a Word Document to 20 people asking for feedback instead of sending a link to a Google Document?

scottkeckwarren,
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@kennethson we’re O365 but they still a send DOCX files everywhere

john, to random

Some of my friends have already left for #phptek.

scottkeckwarren,
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@john are you using the #elephpants as packing material to make sure the lens don’t break?

ambv, to random
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Please don't celebrate half-assing your conference talk. Doesn't matter if it's a small event or a juggernaut like #PyConUS. People pay to travel to the event, take time away from family and work, and have some expectations regarding what they will learn. Understandable!

The hallway track is great value but it isn't everything. It's your responsibility to give your public speaking engagement justice. There's many tips but at least don't prepare your slides the night before.

scottkeckwarren,
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@ambv if I’m not practicing and refining my presentation at least a week before I give it I don’t feel like I’m giving the attendees their respect they deserve.

rolfdenhartog, to php Dutch
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Is this a bug in ? When I use 2024-04-01 as date it gives the same result...

scottkeckwarren,
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@rolfdenhartog @heiglandreas months in datetime logic get weird when you’re at the end of the month. We always work in days or seconds because of it.

ramsey, to random
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Adult hockey league idea: uniforms themed after vault suits from the Fallout video game series. Team name: Fallout Boys. Song played when your team first takes the ice: “Sugar, We’re Goin Down”

scottkeckwarren,
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@ramsey sticks are made from things they find in an abandoned store and puck is somehow radioactive.

shawnhooper, (edited ) to IoT
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A "sizable army of connected dental cleansing tools" feels like the evolution of these brooms.

I don't like it.

"Three million malware-infected smart toothbrushes used in Swiss DDoS attacks"

https://www.tomshardware.com/networking/three-million-malware-infected-smart-toothbrushes-used-in-swiss-ddos-attacks-botnet-causes-millions-of-euros-in-damages

EDIT: this story is fake. https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/no-3-million-electric-toothbrushes-were-not-used-in-a-ddos-attack/

#iot #enshittification

scottkeckwarren,
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@shawnhooper maybe, just maybe, everything doesn’t need to be put on the internet?

scottkeckwarren, to random
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Copilot is truly terrifying in what it spits out. Some times it’s garbage and sometimes it’s like it’s reading my mind.

scottkeckwarren,
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@derickr thanks I didn’t know the > did that. We’re adding our own DateTimeImmutable class because we have logic where things that occur outside of business hours get pulled or pushed into business hours.

scottkeckwarren, to random
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I've been fighting with this API for over an hour and I figured out that if I sent 1 line item then it's sent back as an object but if I sent multiple line items it comes back as an array of objects. WTF honestly.

scottkeckwarren,
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@bobmagicii it's inconsistent so I have to do extra work to process the reply.

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