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scottkeckwarren, to random
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Last night we pushed the largest PR I've ever created at over 40k lines changed. We couldn't quite get sign-off from the stakeholders so scope creep was a nightmare. It's finally done and we only had a handful of bugs reported thanks to heavy TDD and Static Code Analysis!

tress777,
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@scottkeckwarren that size is only acceptable for library additions or mass formatting changes 🤮

scottkeckwarren,
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@tress777 agreed. It was the worst scope creep I’ve ever experienced

scottkeckwarren, to random
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Me: Okay GitHub I'm on a deadline today so I need this code tested ASAP!

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scottkeckwarren, to random
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"You probably don’t need microservices" by @brunomvpcosta

https://www.thrownewexception.com/you-probably-dont-need-microservices/

ramsey,
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@scottkeckwarren But then what will we use Kubernetes for?!

scottkeckwarren,
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@ramsey for when you do need a microservice?

scottkeckwarren, to github
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You know you've messed up when the Action's log stops loading...

scottkeckwarren, to random
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Through the various acquisitions, I have 3 Intuit accounts and I don't know which services are tied to which account so sometimes it takes 3 attempts to get logged in. -( I have one that's just a user name and two that are the same email address...

scottkeckwarren, to random
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My father-in-law's MacBook had 34 MB free on a 250 GB drive. It turns out that Apple News had 140 GBs worth of cached files.

scottkeckwarren, to random
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Me: Can we schedule some time to discuss this? Here is a link to my calendar so you can pick the time that works best for you.

Client: Sounds great when can you meet

Me: ...

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tress777,
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@scottkeckwarren it’s even worse dealing with marketing folks. They’re the worst on the planet.

scottkeckwarren, to LEGO
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This set has been living in my head. I'm wondering how hard it would be to mount if flush to the wall in my office.

https://www.lego.com/en-us/product/batman-the-animated-series-gotham-city-76271

scottkeckwarren, to random
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Me: Can you please check (1) and (2)

Client: (1) is correct

Me: ....

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tress777,
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@scottkeckwarren I have this on my wall at work

scottkeckwarren, to random
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developers, sometimes when I run I receive 100s of errors (in my integration tests) that might only originate from 2 lines. Is there a way to consolidate these based on stack trace?

sebastian,
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@mitelg @scottkeckwarren Should be possible with a custom result printer based on PHPUnit's event system.

scottkeckwarren,
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@sebastian @mitelg thanks I’ll have to look into that

scottkeckwarren, to random
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My new video on #phpc magic methods is available on the @editor YouTube channel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KELAopT-Jh4

scottkeckwarren, to random
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One of the interesting parts of #refactoring code is how you can refactor code and then another possible refactoring shows up, revealing another, and so on. I was able to delete 2 tests because I realized they were identical to another test once I refactored them all three times.

scottkeckwarren, to random
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May the 4th be with you!

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scottkeckwarren, to random
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Amazon has been acting funny for our family. We've had a couple situations recently where the estimated delivery date started at one date and kept moving forward. I'm not sure what to make of it but it's interesting

scottkeckwarren, to random
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I upgraded my old (10+ years) dual 20" monitor setup to a 35" UltraWide Monitor and it's shocking how much better it is on my eyes. I also have an insane amount of information on my monitor now.

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