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schizanon

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Xennial, Chaotic-Neutral, INFP, kind not nice

Oregon <- California <- Arkansas

Web Developer HTML JavaScript CSS Web Components Custom Elements Progressive Web Apps PWAs Service Workers ShadowDOM ReactJS Lit GraphQL Playwright

Classic Cars Air-Cooled Volkswagens EVs Bicycles eBikes

Video Games Retro Gaming Emulation Anbernic Handhelds VR Sega

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schizanon, to webdev
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> Three.js introduces its own 'TSL' shader language as a way to write WebGPU shaders with JavaScript rather than the WebGPU Shading Language.

https://github.com/mrdoob/three.js/wiki/Three.js-Shading-Language

schizanon, to POV
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schizanon, to portland
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> Powell's Books recently announced its first-ever warehouse sale that will run from June 1-2 from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. at the chain's supply warehouse at 2720 Northwest 29th Avenue.

https://www.kgw.com/article/news/local/powells-books-warehouse-sale/283-39bb8b0a-39b3-4426-9968-1a4819c77d27

#portland #powellsBooks #pdx #books #bookStore #nicosIceCream #tourism #travel

thomasapowell, to ai
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I asked ChatGPT another #AI BS engine to calculate Google’s BS engine’s failure cost and it came up with about $10.4 billion. Is that accurate who knows? Hilarious ? 💯

Cost calc below from ChatGPT

“Total Estimated Financial Impact:

• Ad Revenue Loss: $2 billion
• Increased Operational Costs: $300 million
• Legal and Regulatory Costs: $600 million
• Brand Damage: $7.5 billion

Total Estimated Loss: $2 billion + $300 million + $600 million + $7.5 billion = $10.4 billion”

#shitpost

schizanon,
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@thomasapowell how much did it cost you to hate about it on Fedi?

verge, to random
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schizanon,
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@verge only spies on you a little!

schizanon, to Russia
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> The system also opens the possibility of using them to ambush Russian aircraft as they take-off or land on Crimean air bases. The USVs can sit off the Crimean coast and pick off the aircraft as they approach unawares. There is at least circumstantial evidence to suggest that this may have already been done.

https://www.navalnews.com/naval-news/2024/05/ukraine-has-worlds-first-navy-drone-armed-with-anti-aircraft-missiles/

schizanon, to CSS
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> The #CSS #AnchorPositioning #API is a game-changer in #web #development because it lets you natively position elements relative to other elements, known as anchors. This API simplifies complex #layout requirements for many interface features like menus and submenus, tooltips, selects, labels, cards, settings dialogs, and many more.

https://developer.chrome.com/blog/anchor-positioning-api

#webDev #cssAnchorPositioning

schizanon, to retrogaming
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#RetroGaming #Event #idea: pop-up #arcade, where people bring a cheap LAN party rig and a pair of controllers and then people can go around from table to table and play whatever game they brought. There could be a theme for the night (8-bit, female protagonist, Japanese dating sim, etc) and prizes for the games that fit it best. Event space could be indoor or outdoor (using laptops and projectors for screens)

#videoGames #meetup #gaming

schizanon, to car
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schizanon, to TeslaMotors
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> How Far Can a Tesla Cybertruck ACTUALLY Tow? We Compare It To a Diesel Truck!

Spoiler Alert: it gets about a quarter of the distance and costs about $10 more for that.

https://youtu.be/HIs8zudJFzg?si=nyy2KeS7oIaGi0no

verge, to random
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Gaze upon Dell’s leaked Qualcomm X Elite-powered laptops https://www.theverge.com/2024/5/10/24153897/dell-xps-qualcomm-snapdragon-x-elite-leak

schizanon,
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@verge where did they get the idea that anyone wanted capacitive function keys?

schizanon, to TeslaMotors
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> Daimler Truck North America said Friday it will spend $40 million to build a new electric vehicle engineering facility at its Swan Island headquarters, choosing Portland over two other sites it had considered. The company said it will also build a new $3 million Portland training facility.

https://www.oregonlive.com/business/2024/05/daimler-picks-portland-for-40-million-electric-truck-engineering-site-new-training-facility.html

#ev #electric #portland #truck #daimler #pdx #swanIsland #pnw #engineering #Freightliner #mercedes

ayo, (edited ) to random
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I recently thought about the different ways you can "have" a place in the Internet:

  • Bare metal
  • Dedicated server
  • Virtual Private Server (VPS)
  • Shared Hosting
  • Serverless
  • fly.io
  • Netlify, Vercel, etc

#webdev #frontend #selfhosting

schizanon,
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@ayo don't forget IPFS and ENS; content hosting that starts on your machine but gets distributed like BitTorrent, and domain names that are purchased on the Blockchain.

jupiter, to Software
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Hey, any web dev people here?

How would one implement an image / video / zip downloader that first hits S3, and if unsuccessful, then hits IPFS as a fallback.

Like, that type of thing needs to already exist in some form, right?

schizanon,
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@jupiter why would you want to do that? If it's not on S3 why would it be on IPFS? Are you paying a pinning service to host the file? if so, why not just have it on S3? If not, you can't trust the file to be on IPFS.

schizanon,
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@ArneBab @jupiter why not use IPFS before your S3 budget runs out?

My point was that IPFS isn't going to have your file unless people have been downloading it with IPFS, or you are paying a pinning service to host it.

scy, to generativeAI
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I'm old enough to remember how @creativecommons was founded as a way for independent creators to safely share their work and build upon each other.

In 2024, their take is now "billion dollar companies plagiarizing your art is fair use".

https://creativecommons.org/2023/02/17/fair-use-training-generative-ai/

Hats off to the author, you don't see that kind of, uh, skillful rhetoric chicanery every day. Like "generative AI doesn't compete with artists because artists are not in the data market". 😬

schizanon,
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@scy @creativecommons

You: "anyone can use my content"

#ai: uses content

You: "No, not like that!"

schizanon,
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@scy @creativecommons so if I look at your content I have to attribute you with everything that it inspires me to create thereafter?

liroyleshed, to random
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  • schizanon,
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    @liroyleshed your dad

    shit, sorry, thought I was on twitter, my bad!

    schizanon, to VideoGames
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    I am always so impressed with the quality of FitGirl releases. They are tens of gigabytes smaller than the official releases of games, and they always work! It's amazing that they do all that work for free and still manage to do a better job than the million dollar game studios.

    https://fitgirl-repacks.site/

    #videoGames #piracy #fitgirl #pirate #game #gaming #games

    ayo, to random
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    Has someone explored fully replacing the Mastodon frontend with another web app? I am going to try it soon but maybe someone did already. #askMastodon #askFedi

    schizanon,
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    @ayo not fully, but I built a home timeline feed https://schizo.social

    schizanon,
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    @ayo the only part of the frontend that a client doesn't replace is the OAuth pages. If you want to use Elk/Phanpy you'd need to add those.

    schizanon, to internet_funeral
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    1. #Harfbuzz is a #text shaping engine, it's used in #Android, #Chrome, #ChromeOS, #Firefox, #GNOME, #GTK+, #KDE, #Qt, #LibreOffice, #OpenJDK, #XeTeX, #PlayStation, #Microsoft #Edge, #Adobe #Photoshop, #Illustrator, #InDesign, #Godot Engine, and other places.

    2. Harfbuzz 8.0 introduces a #Wasm shaper, that allows #WebAssembly to be embedded in a #font file. https://www.phoronix.com/news/HarfBuzz-8.0

    3. It's only a matter of time until someone embeds a #cryptominer in a font file.

    #hacking #fonts #tech

    schizanon, to passkeys
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    PassKeys seem like a bad idea. Google backs them up to the cloud, so if your Google account is compromised then all your private keys are compromised. I don't see how that's an improvement over password+2FA at all.

    Now security keys I get; keep the private key on an airgapped device. That's good. Hell I even keep my 2FA-OTP salts on a YubiKey.

    #passkeys #fido2 #webauthn #yubikey #2fa #otp #authentication #cryptography #security #passwords #passkey #password #securityKey #google

    schizanon,
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    The funniest part is that no matter how many security factors we use to replace passwords (two factor auth, passkeys, security keys, etc) there's always a backup that's just another password.

    Edent, (edited ) to random
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    You receive a call on your phone.
    The caller says they're from your bank and they're calling about a suspected fraud.

    "Oh yeah," you think. Obvious scam, right?

    The caller says "I'll send you an in-app notification to prove I'm calling from your bank."

    Your phone buzzes. You tap the notification This is what you see.

    Still think it is a scam?
    1/3

    schizanon,
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    @Edent tell them you entered your password but don't, if they know you didn't then they at least have access to Chase's system. Do it twice just to fuck with them.

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