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Elaborate Hoax

Cat Dad, Software Engineer, Horror fan, PDX-adjacent.

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The AI hype machine feels like The Forever Purge but for Tech April Fools Shit. It's like, nah, we're punking you all year now. One day is not enough anymore.

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A ghost in the shell is worth two in the bush

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I'm looking at a software job at a 501(c)(3) non-profit, and I wonder what that means for the employees. Does anyone I know here work for a similar organization?

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#NowWatching Demons 2 (1986)

Time to rewatch this gem, Drive-in Style.

#TheLastDriveIn

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I've just missed #TheLastDriveIn so much. I'm having a great time with y'all tonight.

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I love the sound of your body talk

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Dummy launched from the roof fu.

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JB is really winging this lecture on grilled cheese.

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This little demon steals the show.

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Stanley is currently in "couch mode" #Caturday

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Joe Bob bringing the Trick to the front. No more treat.
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When I see George like this, I keep thinking of that guy in The Good Place who would rip off his shirt and announce "I'm going to THE GYM" any time things got to difficult, socially.

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This walkthrough of the crime scene is sending me 🤣

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I've got some air travel coming up, and this will be my first time flying since I started using a .

Wondering if anyone has tips for me, navigating TSA or even how many sets to pack, or good ideas for contingency while I'm away from home.

I plan to bring some Novolog pens for "backup" in case of a pump failure, but what else should I be bringing?

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You just settle down, Bob

#TheLastDriveIn #VeryViolentValentine

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#NowWatching All Hallows' Eve (2013)

I've seen both Terrifiers but never saw this one.

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One interesting side-effect of the fracturing of the streaming space in this post-netflix-is-the-only-streamer-in-town era is now we get to see how the various media companies are organized. The corporate structure, who owns who, is starkly reflected in what shows up in one catalog or another.

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The heart wants what the heart wants (cake).

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When I read my cookbook every recipe with garlic in the name looks better than the rest.

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The pistol whipping in the drive-in totals is happening.

#TheLastDriveIn #VeryViolentValentine

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#Amazon's mobile app review search field is now hooked up directly to #ChatGPT, with apparently very little pre-prompting or whatever?

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@bitprophet @chrisjrn works for me

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#NowWatching Alien (1979)

I'm watching the director's cut, which didn't release until 2003 (per this bluray's menu).

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Everyone wants Ripley to open the hatch but she says COVID is not over. Nobody wants to hear it.

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It's time. I'm getting sweaty for "fitness night."

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"What's wrong?"

"Saw a parapsychologist today..."

cut to a completely different scene

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It's almost time for . In about 10 minutes, the Joe Bob Countdown will be on my TV, and I'll be chillin' with Ernie.

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I have also yelled, "Because I am a genius!" and then immediately knocked a full cup all over my workspace. We've all done it.

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