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madjo

@madjo@mstdn.social

A 40ish bloke (he/him) from the south-west of the #Netherlands. #single but not willing to #mingle, #BadArtist #SoftwareTester #Introvert Shouting in the desert :asexual_flag: #ace #asexual

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Sherifazuhur, to israel
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madjo,
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@Sherifazuhur @israel @palestine

If this is true (and I have no reason not to believe this) then they're fucking evil!

dgar, to random
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What’s the difference between a guitarist and a government savings bond?

Eventually, a savings bond will mature and make money.

madjo,
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@dgar meh, growing up is overrated anyway! And mo' money, mo' problems.

dgar, (edited ) to random
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Icarus and Daedalus, after building wings of wax and feathers, took to the skies to escape the Minoans. But, as the story goes, Icarus flew too close to the sun, and his wings melted.

As he dropped from the sky, Icarus cried out: "Help, I'm falling!"

Daedalus turned to his son, and yelled
"Nice to meet you falling.

I'm Dad-alus."

Daedalus
~ Dgar

https://songwhip.com/dgar/daedalus2021

madjo,
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@dgar If Daedalus isn't careful with his daedjokes, he might end up Deadalus.

stux, to random
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Oh, oh, oh, what a mess

"Trump's Stock Plummets (Literally) ft. Liz Dye"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_ZBrAwDp44

madjo,
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@stux I was kinda hoping for a Coffeezilla video on it, but a Legal Eagle one will do just fine, too.

dgar, to random
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My grandfather told me he saw the Titanic. From the beginning he told people it would sink, but no one wanted to listen.

He warned them over and over again, until eventually, they kicked him out of the cinema.

madjo,
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@dgar Spoilers!!

stux, to random
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Again I'm calling with and the suckers keep saying this is totally normal :flan_laugh:

Getting locked out your account is part of te process now

Another guy just told me it was my fault because I was using the PayPal iOS app and that should only be done for "checking real quick" not daily use :nkoFacepalm2:

"You should use the browser'"

What a clown company lol

madjo,
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@stux That’s just stupid, but I’ll immediately remove the paypal ios app from my phone then. Lets hope iDeal will become a worldwide payment platform. Because PayPal needs competition yesterday!

dgar, to random
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A coffee shop at the end of the universe.
Which 3 writers are you chatting with?

Terry Pratchett
Douglas Adams
Issac Asimov

madjo,
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@dgar I wish I could just let them be so they'd write more books. Alas...

franksting, to books
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madjo,
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@franksting @bookstodon At least some of them are library books, so at some point you'll have to return them, right? My #tsundoku is out of control.

dgar, to random
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“This is your captain speaking.”

“THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING!”

madjo,
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@dgar Tʜɪs ɪsɴ’ᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ sᴘᴇᴀᴋɪɴɢ

(Discworld fans will recognise)

madjo,
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@econads @dgar You know, I honestly cannot remember. The fan wiki doesn’t mention that. Nor does L space. But you could be right.

dgar, (edited ) to random
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There’s no i in denial.

madjo,
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@dgar Yes there is, I threw one in that river this morning! Gotta feed the crocodiles

dgar, to random
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I did a joke about pole vaulting.

It didn’t go over very well.

madjo,
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@dgar You did stick the landing though.

dgar, (edited ) to random
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I’m still not sure if I’ll do an “album” because I have too much fun sharing songs as I finish them, as singles. All the same, if I do, I’ll need a good name for it. So, just for fun…

https://on.soundcloud.com/6kQvAVc5wjgCHy1R7

madjo,
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@jarg0n @dgar @qurlyjoe Would that be pronounced “rage”?

stux, to random
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I’m the only one in this stadium right now, and I’m not even kidding

madjo,
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@stux Congratulations!

madjo,
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@chiasm @stux maybe she's the sports-person?

RickiTarr, to random
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How To Do A Backflip:

Step 1: Do a backflip.

madjo,
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@RickiTarr Instructions unclear: flipped my back, turned myself back to front

dgar, to random
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The truth is out there.

Anybody got the URL?

madjo,
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@dgar I used to until the SCP Foundation confiscated it.

dgar, to random
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Life is too short to remove USB safely...

madjo,
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@dgar USA, USB, USC, USD, I can only hope that USE will be better

dgar, (edited ) to random
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Long night so far.

A call from my sister just after midnight that she’d taken mum to the hospital.

Been holding bedside vigil while sister goes home and gets some sleep. Doctors running tests and whatnot. Morphine for the pain. Machines that go “bing”.

It’s about 4:30am and mum’s snoring with a plethora of tubes and wires.

Eyes are heavy. Chair is uncomfortable. The nurses showed me where I could make a cup of coffee for myself.

madjo,
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@dgar My condolences, much peace and strength to you and your family

madjo, to HashtagGames
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madjo, to HashtagGames
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Ring the bell for service.

#HashtagMyGravestone
#HashtagGames
#HashItOut

GayDeceiver, to HashtagGames
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madjo,
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@GayDeceiver Come on, Gretchen, even in death?! Stop trying to make fetch happen!

#HashtagMyGravestone

Deathsjoker, to HashtagGames
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I was told there'd be coffee

#HashtagMyGravestone
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#HashItOut

madjo,
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@Deathsjoker Came back to life, no coffee found in afterlife.

#HashtagMyGravestone
#HashtagGames
#HashItOut

dgar, (edited ) to random
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One Two Three Four!
I declare a meme war!
Do NOT neglect your #AltText!!

madjo,
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@dgar this Dutch comic gets shared every half year around daylight savings time.
Two rather dumb cartoon figures physically moving the clock, because that’s the pune or a play on words on how we say in Dutch to change the time, you move the clock.

mrcompletely, (edited ) to random
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So in honor of #JohnMastodon and the ongoing #twittermigration I will once again edit this pinned post which starts off a thread on how to not just use Mastodon but really get good at it.

I'll start with some links to basics and high level stuff and move on to some more "how to get the most out of it" intermediate level stuff by which point I assume the rest of the edible will have kicked in and the digressions will likely take over. Yep we keep it real over here on heads.social

madjo,
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@mrcompletely I try to add alt text as a comment on any image posts that I boost that don’t have any. I hope that’s okay as well.

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