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lynnesbian, 12 days ago to random

according to wikipedia, only the north americans are allowed to use the ¢ symbol, while us poor southern hemispherians and the EU folk have to make do with the letter c

so if an australian shop tells you that a freddo frog costs 90¢ they are most likely a CIA front

oracle, 12 days ago to random

rate our new trans pride flag proposal

lynnesbian, 3 months ago to random

man goes to windows error logs. says he can't delete file. lacks permission. life seems harsh and cruel.

windows says, "treatment is simple. windows administrator account is in town tonight. go and ask him to delete the file."

man bursts into tears. says "but doctor... i am the administrator"

lynnesbian, 3 months ago to random

update: bank of america will no longer be federating with wells-fargo because their admin is a dick. any money in your account received from them will be deleted

lynnesbian, 3 months ago to random

international shopping websites: please, please say "US$50" instead of just "$50"

the number of times i've gone to a website with my location set to australia and had prices given to me in "dollars" that turned out to be USD and not AUD is way too high

the worst ones are where it's like
store page: $50
cart: $50
checkout: $50
checkout confirmation: AU$75

lynnesbian, 4 months ago to random

love reading pokédex entries for ghost types, half of them are like "a mischievous little fellow who likes to steal the grease from your bicycle chain. if it sneaks up on you and touches your shoulder, you are sent to an inescapable dimension of dark, cold hatred, rendered unable to leave and doomed by your own newfound immortality. its favourite ice cream is blueberry"

lynnesbian, 4 months ago to random

banks won't let you use a rooted android phone for "security purposes" but will let you through with a cracked copy of windows vista running opera 12

lynnesbian, 4 months ago to random

lynnesbian, 4 months ago to random

im such a silly and i don't know how to use lunix... do any big strong women out there know if there are any gnu programs for manipulating images..... i'm a kinaesthetic learner btw

lynnesbian, 4 months ago to random

trying to figure out some activitypub stuff by reading my old mastodon ebooks bot code and... it's honestly not as bad as i thought it would be? like it's not good. i barely commented anything. but yeah

lynnesbian, 4 months ago to random

fedi relationship problems: my girlfriend's metamour is on the other side of the world so the timezones never line up and we can't play minecraft with her 😭

reddit relationship problems: my [22F] boyfriend [58M] keeps filling the spare room with plastic balls and hiding my keys somewhere at the bottom. he calls it "find the needle in the ball stack". i've missed several doctor's appointments due to this. i've gotten used to it but my parents hate him for it and are refusing to come to the wedding tomorrow. what do i do

lynnesbian, 4 months ago to random

this shit ain't nothin to me man. i gave her closeted boymoder ass a mega dose of that philadelphia estrogen, made her forget she was him

lynnesbian, 4 months ago to random

messaging a friend on matrix and they just said the funniest thing

lynnesbian, 4 months ago to random

Feldhase ("Young Hare"), watercolour/body colour, Albrecht Dürer, 1502.

lynnesbian, 4 months ago to random

CVE-2024-02184: an attacker can exploit a buffer overflow in pokémon red and blue's battle system to execute arbitrary code on the victim's gameboy when connected via link cable

severity: critical

businesses running critical infrastructure on pokémon red and blue are advised to migrate to firered and leafgreen

lynnesbian, 4 months ago to random

is there anything more cyberpunk than paying for GIFs for your profile picture that you can only use on a proprietary messaging service owned by a company with a multi-billion valuation

oct2pus, 4 months ago to random

vroom vroom

lynnesbian, 4 months ago to random

AMAB (Assigned Me At Birth)

lynnesbian, 4 months ago to random

my favourite thing about using my windows laptop is when i use winget to download the visual studio installer installer, which downloads an installer for visual studio, which downloads and installs updates for visual studio

lynnesbian, 4 months ago to random

as a trans woman who is primarily attracted to trans women, having to search for slurs to find porn of people who look like me is kinda shit

lynnesbian, 4 years ago to random

today i discovered that i have ps vita screenshots backed up on my laptop from 2013 and that makes me feel a little odd