jeremycshipp

jeremycshipp, 18 days ago to random

You are fantastic. You are a gothic menagerie of poltergeists and cryptids. You are a fantasy film populated by weather-beaten puppets. You are a cosmic horror-themed light show put on by bioluminescent squid. You are a moss-caped goddess riding a capybara through a misty wood.

jeremycshipp, 26 days ago to random

You are fantastic. You are an attic mannequin with seven rows of shark teeth. You are a grimoire written in moss. You are a school of anglerfish performing a phantasmagorical light show. You are an eldritch hermit crab with a city for a shell.

jeremycshipp, 1 month ago to random

So when an owl rotates their head 270 degrees and regurgitates rodent bones it's cool, but when I do it I'm possessed by a legion of chthonic fiends?

jeremycshipp, 1 month ago to random

You are fantastic. You are an unexpected pizza. You are a series finale that doesn't disappoint. You are a fierce goddess in a jagged wood. You are a seed germinating in wildfire. You are a parade of a thousand Pikachus.

jeremycshipp, 1 month ago to random

You are fantastic. You are a luck dragon waltzing in a thunderstorm. You are Fizzgig screaming at injustice. You are Pyornkrachzark devouring the diamonds of the bourgeoisie. You are a possessed Teddy Ruxpin singing cosmic secrets.

jeremycshipp, 1 month ago to random

You are fantastic. You are an enchanted pinecone. You are a gargoyle spitting out endless cocktails. You are a troupe of cryptids performing Shakespeare in an abandoned Blockbuster. You are a tide pool filled with bioluminescent anemones and human-faced crabs.

jeremycshipp, 1 month ago to random

You are fantastic. You are an enchanted mirror that ghosts can’t appear in. You are a torchlit passageway behind a bookshelf. You are a robot who considers a paradox without blowing up. You are 100 ducks in stovepipe hats quacking at the moon. You are a planet about to hatch.

jeremycshipp, 1 month ago to random

Good things are coming to me. I am attracting success into my life. I am channeling an abundance mindset. I am growing eyes all over my skin. Neon tentacles are sprouting from my skull. The human-faced moths spewing from cracks in the earth are obeying my commands.

jeremycshipp, 1 month ago to random

You are fantastic. You are Teddy Ruxpin reciting an eldritch grimoire. You are the Hamburglar devouring the head of Mayor McCheese. You are Strawberry Shortcake riding Falkor through a raging sugar storm. You are Fizzgig standing atop Mount Olympus, screaming at the gods.

jeremycshipp, 2 months ago to random

You are fantastic. You are a witch's favorite spell. You are a mushroom sprite party in a Victorian dollhouse. You are a Hieronymus Bosch painting of a ghost train ride. You are a troupe of bioluminescent octopi performing a stage show based on Tom Bombadil's nightmares.

jeremycshipp, 2 months ago to random

In case you don't know, I thought I should mention that Tubi is packed with awesome horror movies. There's Horror in the High Desert 1 and 2, GonJiam Haunted Asylum, A Dark Song, The Invitation, Lake Mungo, The Descent. It's a cornucopia of dark delights.

jeremycshipp, 2 months ago to random

Does anyone have any remote writing work I can do? I'm applying for everything I can find but things are tough. Long covid is kicking my butt and I need to find more remote work.

jeremycshipp, 2 months ago to random

My goal of the day is to sell 2 more copies of The Merry Dredgers. Any help would be greatly appreciated!

https://meerkatpress.shop/products/the-merry-dredgers-by-jeremy-c-shipp

jeremycshipp, 3 months ago to random

Yeah, I like to live dangerously. Sometimes I'll let my phone battery drop below five percent. Sometimes I'll let a pincher bug pinch me while I'm carrying him outside. Sometimes I'll pet a cat's belly. Sometimes I'll read a book without a bookmark and hope I'll remember the correct page.

jeremycshipp, 3 months ago to random

You should consider reading my books if you like: gothic fiction, architectural horror, folk horror, weird families, monsters, capybaras, homunculi, labyrinthine hallways, abandoned amusement parks, bizarre magic, body horror, animatronics, cults.

jeremycshipp, 3 months ago to random

What with the slow disintegration of Twitter and all, I'm finding it difficult to reach new readers who might enjoy my work.

If you could help me spread the word about my newest book, that would be a big help. Thank you.

https://meerkatpress.shop/products/the-merry-dredgers-by-jeremy-c-shipp

jeremycshipp, 3 months ago to random

Writers and artists: reply with a link to one of your works. And feel free to tell us about it.

Everyone: let's check through the replies and buy some creations and support some creators.

jeremycshipp, 3 months ago to random

I'm going to watch Dune 2 the way the gods intended. Eating spoonfuls of cinnamon while the movie is projected onto an undulating mound of earthworms.

jeremycshipp, 3 months ago to random

Life is a constant dropping of Tetris blocks that won't fit together

jeremycshipp, 3 months ago to random

My brother made me a very beautiful Furby/Grimace hybrid. What should his name be?

jeremycshipp, 3 months ago to random

Adding a maraschino cherry on top of anything improves the thing. A sundae, a root beer float, a hamburger, a tea cozy shaped like a pile of peas, an ectoplasmic claw bursting through the wallpaper, a giant eldritch snail swallowing a galaxy.

jeremycshipp, 3 months ago to random

In case you missed the news, I'm heckin' thrilled to announce that Ghoulish Books is going to release my newest novella FAMILIAR later this year! I'm excited for you all to read this thing.

jeremycshipp, 3 months ago to random

What with the slow disintegration of Twitter and all, I'm finding it difficult to reach new readers who might enjoy my work.

If you could help me spread the word about my newest book, that would be a big help. Thank you.

https://meerkatpress.shop/products/the-merry-dredgers-by-jeremy-c-shipp

jeremycshipp, 3 months ago to random

I've broken 10K on my new manuscript, and by that I mean I've eaten 10,000 jelly beans while writing almost nothing.

jeremycshipp, 4 months ago to random

When humans sleep, they only spend 5% of their time dreaming. They spend the other 95% perceiving the world through the eyes of a spider.