TikTok finally turned the ad dial up enough to sour me on the entire app. So, like, Instagram before it, off it goes into the folder of apps I don’t use anymore.
I’ve always hated advertising, but the older I get the more I just have no patience for it.
Anyone who says “this is good for him actually” has pundit brain rot. In no world does being a convicted felon help you win undecided voters. Go talk to an actual person.
Also, anyone saying that being found guilty of fraud 34 times is good for him should immediately be asked how being found not guilty would have been bad for him.
My fellow super-serious friends: give yourselves the gift of enjoying this moment. Just fucking enjoy it. We can all go back to fretting about the future tomorrow. Enjoy this one motherfucking moment. Please.
@daniel_meyers I always knew you could do it. (But I wasn’t talking to you, I promise. Masto is unparalleled in its ability to talk itself out of a good day.)