alex

alex, 10 days ago to random

many people are calling this the most normal description of marriage of all time

Binder, 11 days ago to random

Hey, did Huey Lewis ever score that new drug or

alex, 17 days ago to random

waffly leaded wife

alex, 24 days ago to random

They Oop Alleys, Don't They

alex, 24 days ago to random

big "the cat" naturals

hannah, 26 days ago to random

If I were roku basilisk I would simply torture everyone who made me write a billion versions of Best Vacuum Cleaners - Top Vacuum Cleaners For 2024

alex, 1 month ago to random

Happy 5/8 to the losers out there

alex, 1 month ago to random

Please enjoy the logged-out YouTube search queries on this hotel tv

alex, 1 month ago to random

splat earth theory

alex, 1 month ago to random

Pronouncing Bananaphone like a Greek goddess

hannah, 1 month ago to random

The 10 year old description for the lyft subreddit is making me nostalgic for a time when the silicon valley aesthetic was merely incredibly irritating

alex, 1 month ago to random

Quantange of Solange

alex, 1 month ago to random

You know what they say… Love the Dan, hate the dander

(I like steely dan and am allergic to cats)

alex, 1 month ago to random

i will never accept this (s’s) as valid. I do not care what any style guide says. I am sticking with s apostrophe for words ending in s

alex, 2 months ago to random

The “great” thing about England is that when these articles come out and you google the person who wrote them it’s not something boring like “their dad is a trust fund manager” it’s “their dad is a baron, their grandfather edited the newspaper this appears in, and their family founded the private Bank of England”

*all true of this writer

alex, 2 months ago to random

The fact that Spirit lost the Stairway lawsuit and the Gaye estate won the Blurred Lines one really gives away that juries and judges cannot be trusted to understand anything about music composition

alex, 2 months ago to random

forlorn leghorn

alex, 2 months ago to random

🎶Girlfriend into crypto, I know
Etherium🎶

alex, 2 months ago to random

New bizarre nft post dropped

alex, 2 months ago to random

Men would rather drive two trucks of aging dynamite through 200 miles of jungle during the rainy season than go to therapy

alex, 2 months ago to random

4YO at dinner, with a wild look in their eyes:

“There are probably about one hundred people on this planet who are pooping in their pants by accident—right now.”

alex, 2 months ago to random

Leap year-affected equinox much weirder than leap day imo

alex, 2 months ago to random

4YO at dinner table:

“Can you please be quiet? I need to talk to my brain for a moment.”

(Pause, then whispered)

“Hey, brain. Please make spooky thoughts. But don’t make my mouth say any spooky words.”

alex, 2 months ago to random

you’re actually supposed to guess that he’s not real because tyler durden is “really murder” backwards

alex, 2 months ago to random

Current 4yo status: crawling on the floor, moaning in a robot voice: “my sensors won’t work without jelly”