MachineLordZero

MachineLordZero, 7 months ago to random

An influx of nazis has arrived!

Twitter: promoted by algorithm

Bluesky: Oh no, these nazis are awful. Won't someone please make them go away? :(

Mastodon: [chime rings out over public speakers] Alert: Nazi contamination detected in instance. You have 12 hours to remove contaminants, or the instance will be jettisoned. Use any means at your discretion. Have a nice day.

MachineLordZero, 3 months ago to gaming

Hey, can anyone tell me some games where you start off in a trashed base, or even just ruins, and you've gotta fix it up?
Bonus points for sci-fi, NPCs who'll move in, and town management.
Prefer not first person perspective, but will still look at
#gaming #recommendation #openToAll

MachineLordZero, 7 months ago to random

eniko, 3 months ago to random

i feel like journalists maybe shouldn't platform fascists, whether on purpose or inadvertently

Binder, 1 month ago to random

Under American morality, using your credit card to look at titties is bad, using your credit card to buy a gun to kill kids w/ is good.

MachineLordZero, 5 months ago to random

Funny how every time we give homes to the homeless, their situation gets better, and we pay less as a result.
It's almost like there's a blatantly obvious solution staring us in the face that can't be missed unless there's something seriously interfering with our brains.

MachineLordZero, 1 month ago to random

Hey what's something good that's happened to you recently? I could use some good news.

#BoostsAppreciated

MachineLordZero, 2 months ago to random

Know any alternatives to soundcloud that aren't spotify?

MachineLordZero, 1 month ago to random

hyper elastic whoopee cushion that you fit over the exhaust pipe of someone's car so that when they turn the engine off, the inflated cushion blows the engine backwards and the car drives them back where they came from
such a prank

MachineLordZero, 1 month ago to DnD

Would a contract including unionisation and benefits make a summoned being more favourably disposed to the summoner, do you think?

#DnD #TTRPG #tabletop

MachineLordZero, 1 month ago to random

MachineLordZero, 1 month ago to random

oh hey I've finally found a 3.5mm to dual 3.5mm headphone cable, lemme just check the price
"189 dollars"
no

MachineLordZero, 2 months ago to random

In good news, I'm repeating an experiment I did years back with some mini roma tomatoes, 'cause dad likes those.
Cut some of them into slices, picked out the most promising ones, and put'em in little plant starter pots with some coir.
Last time I did this I used one big pot for all of them and just dumped them on some nice dirt with a little watering, and they grew.
This time I'm hoping they'll grow in the coir, which is more suitable for transfer to hydroponics.
I expect the weather to hinder

eniko, 1 month ago to random

One time on twitter I commented on the dancing robots propaganda video they put out a few years back that I found it creepy and concerning and this one guy who had followed me and been pleasantly interacting with me for a year or two completely blew up at me, ranting how I was a joyless luddite who feared and hated progress and fun and then blocked me

Anyway I just saw a post that they're fitting one of the dancing robots with flamethrowers now

MachineLordZero, 2 months ago to random

Seen a bunch of "police warn this small gadget could hack your locks and devices" scare articles recently, and it's just a little tool for poking about with electronics and such.
Shit dude a crowbar could "hack" my locks and devices and I can pick one up at Bunnings, stop trying to fearmonger.

MachineLordZero, 1 month ago to random

Sure, I vibeth not with this scene but... is there a scene with which I vibeth?

MachineLordZero, 1 month ago to random

Tried to block ads on soundcloud again. Failed.

Why are there so many fucking predatory businesses?
"Have you gotten into debt with a load of other predators? Transfer it all to us at Total Bastard Co, for peace of mind*"

"*ʷᵉ'ˡˡ ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵒʳᵍᵃⁿˢ"

MachineLordZero, 1 month ago to random

I wonder if I could make an ultrasonically vibrating cleaver to help encourage better car sizes

MachineLordZero, 11 days ago to random

every day that I can't change bodies like I change outfits is bullshit it's fucking bullshit
doesn't even have to be human-shaped bodies
I could absolutely dig a Jameson box, or zipping around in a little grappler drone

MachineLordZero, 28 days ago to random

Australia: housing crisis[1]

A group of people: Hey we've talked about it and done research and consulted with qualified people, and we wanna build a load of co-housing in this area, in a way that'll fit in with the landscape and maintain the heritage-listed buildings here.

Their local council for some reason: no

[1] 'Cause we've let too many[2] people buy a ton of housing and keep it empty to drive up the prices.

[2] ie, any

MachineLordZero, 22 days ago to random

I hate keyboards and keyboard manufacturers so much

MachineLordZero, 2 months ago to random

Shoutout to @Binder for the continued interest in my growing-related posts. Makes me feel good about them, even when things are going totally wrong.

eniko, 2 months ago to random

i think ive reduced my total food/drink budget to under 100 euros a month ... thats good right?

MachineLordZero, 1 month ago to random

Imagining a christian dying, and they get to the afterlife, and instead of being welcomed through the pearly gates, there's just a short-ish by modern standards swarthy man with dark hair and olive skin who asks them "Who the fuck is Jesus?"