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Assman

@Assman@sh.itjust.works

Asses to asses, butts to butts

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Assman,
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Whereโ€™s the nutty putty cave ๐Ÿ˜

Assman,
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You can picture the guy squirting the dressing on that salad.

Plbbbt

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Shakes bottle

Plbbtโ€ฆplbbtโ€ฆ

Order up!

Assman,
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Midwest here, I too can buy leeks any day of the week

Assman,
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Never even considered the possibility of doing this.

Assman,
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Sounds more like SMITE than overwatch

Assman,
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This is how midwesterners say goodbye to eachother

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Exactly the video I had in mind haha

Magician David Copperfield Accused of Grooming, Groping, and Drugging Women (www.rollingstone.com)

Magician David Copperfield is facing allegations of drugging women before sexual encounters, groping women during live performances, and behaving inappropriately with women who were significantly younger than him โ€” including under 18 โ€” in a new investigative piece in The Guardian....

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I thought they already knew they built them out of big rocks

Assman,
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You had me in the first half, not gonna lie

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I never noticed but, is he pouring wine over ice?

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What youโ€™ve been hearing is that theyโ€™re considering rescheduling it. They literally just finished doing that like a month ago. Now comes the doing it part.

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Standing back and standing by, behind a Florida high school gym

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People these days underestimate the power of consensual violence

Assman,
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I always thought it was โ€œno man has moreโ€

Assman,
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I know how thatโ€™s my favorite Zelda game

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Itโ€™s sterile and I like the taste

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I read the last bit as โ€œshitting like waterโ€ and I was like yeah thatโ€™s taco bell for you

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