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@Assman@sh.itjust.works

Asses to asses, butts to butts

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Never even considered the possibility of doing this.

Assman,
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Sounds more like SMITE than overwatch

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This is how midwesterners say goodbye to eachother

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Exactly the video I had in mind haha

Magician David Copperfield Accused of Grooming, Groping, and Drugging Women (www.rollingstone.com)

Magician David Copperfield is facing allegations of drugging women before sexual encounters, groping women during live performances, and behaving inappropriately with women who were significantly younger than him — including under 18 — in a new investigative piece in The Guardian....

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I thought they already knew they built them out of big rocks

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You had me in the first half, not gonna lie

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I never noticed but, is he pouring wine over ice?

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What you’ve been hearing is that they’re considering rescheduling it. They literally just finished doing that like a month ago. Now comes the doing it part.

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Standing back and standing by, behind a Florida high school gym

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People these days underestimate the power of consensual violence

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I always thought it was “no man has more”

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I know how that’s my favorite Zelda game

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I read the last bit as “shitting like water” and I was like yeah that’s taco bell for you

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Hey I’m washing the chocolate starfish right this second!

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How the hell is flavor flav still alive

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If the adult diapers fit, you must take a shit

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