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Asses to asses, butts to butts

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Assman,
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Most English speakers actually used “wazzup” like those Budweiser commercials

Assman,
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I feel like you don’t know what a viking is.

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I haven’t touched my Windows PC since the steam deck came out. If you only care about games you don’t need Windows.

Assman,
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Gandass? Yes, I was called that once.

Assman,
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There’s plenty more Nixons where that came from 😏

Assman,
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No condiments for the next baby (okay maybe mayo but come on)

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They would never stand for this in Minnesota

Assman,
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You know mobbin with the B R I E

Grilled cheese motherfucka

Assman,
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Midwest here, I too can buy leeks any day of the week

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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yasuke

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Can you smoosh eggs into flour and then roll the mixture flat? Then pasta is not above your skill level.

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Try with a wine bottle!

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One time I was under the bleachers at a football game and somebody farted so loud up there I thought it was gunshots

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“I’m Spider-Man lol”

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Why

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I never noticed but, is he pouring wine over ice?

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You had me in the first half, not gonna lie

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Never even considered the possibility of doing this.

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Sounds more like SMITE than overwatch

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Where’s the nutty putty cave 😏

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I thought they already knew they built them out of big rocks

Assman,
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You can picture the guy squirting the dressing on that salad.

Plbbbt

Plbbbt

Shakes bottle

Plbbt…plbbt…

Order up!

Magician David Copperfield Accused of Grooming, Groping, and Drugging Women (www.rollingstone.com)

Magician David Copperfield is facing allegations of drugging women before sexual encounters, groping women during live performances, and behaving inappropriately with women who were significantly younger than him — including under 18 — in a new investigative piece in The Guardian....

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The joke writes itself

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Exactly the video I had in mind haha

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This is how midwesterners say goodbye to eachother

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