Ashley

@Ashley@tooters.org

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Ashley, to nba

Who’s this three musketeer?

#NBA @nba #SlamDunk

Ashley, to nba

Lemon and Lime mascots look like a radioactive nut sack

#NBA @nba

Ashley, to nba

Oh thank god. Guy Feiri is here

#NBA @nba

emarktaylor, to random
@emarktaylor@thecanadian.social avatar

#Trump #USPol

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Tried hooping in these but all I could do was draw charges

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Violates the US Flag Code

Ashley,

@jon @emarktaylor these aren’t what I think they are right?

Ashley, to random

Honestly I love spam calls. Someone gives me attention but I don’t have to give it back. Win win

Ashley, to random

Another grateful day waking up not owing 355 million to the great state of New York

Ashley, to random

Just thinking if I should stretch before I kick your ass

Ashley, to random

The internet scares me

video/mp4

Ashley,

@mattmaison @jon @billyjoebowers

I thought it was a bit at first because some accounts do satire. Visited her profile. Whole buncha Jesus so, I think it’s very real

Ashley, to random
Ashley, to random

The person who came up with *69 had to know what they were doing

#OldPersonToot

Ashley, to random

I kind of thought the judge’s name in the fraud case was from LOTR

Ashley, to random

Sure sex is great but have you ever kicked a big chunk of snow off behind your front tires in one try?

Hey_Beth, to random
@Hey_Beth@sfba.social avatar

Another Musk post about birth control. We knew that birth control would be under attack.

Ashley,

@Hey_Beth he’s going to make me lose my mind

Ashley, to NFL

Aw man my boyfriend is suspended for 2 games?

#NFL @nfl #JimmyTheGorgeous

Ashley,

@RVLara23 @nfl already was going to thankfully

emmreef, to NFL
@emmreef@mastodon.world avatar

So Jimmy Garapolo is going to get a 2 game ban for violating the #nfl performance enhancing substances policy.

I can only assume the substance was a beauty cream of some kind because his game wasn't enhanced at all.

#LasVegasRaiders

@nfl

Ashley,

@emmreef @nfl for real lol

Ashley, to random

The only thing I’m mad at Fani Willis about is going to Aruba and the Bahamas because now I have the song in my head constantly

Ashley, to random

Please god never let me be on trial and have to remember my life because I can’t remember what I did last night

#FultonCounty

Ashley, to random

Shooting children isn’t an act of terrorism?

Should we just eliminate that word from our vocabulary. Along with thoughts and prayers. Along with we are deeply saddened and we are shocked.

No we aren’t. This is life in America now.

GrimmReality, to random
@GrimmReality@beige.party avatar

Funfact: We used to call Dr. Pepper "DP" but we can't anymore cuz it means something different now.

Ashley,

@GrimmReality I still do lol

Ashley,

@GrimmReality “what do you want with your meal?”

“DP”

Ashley, to random

Are Mozilla and Godzilla related or married?

jdm2, to random

Nooooo this would’ve been my favorite trade deadline had this happened. All the rage against it would’ve been hilarious.

And the Warriors’ equivalent to The Last Dance doc was must-see TV hands down.

Sources: Warriors made bid for LeBron James at trade deadline.

#NBA

https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/39523705/sources-warriors-made-bid-lebron-james-trade-deadline

Ashley,

@jdm2 oh man I wish too!

Ashley, to random

CDC says Trump is immune from prosecution

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