JorisBohnsonPM, to uk
@JorisBohnsonPM@mastodon.social avatar

The crisis is this…

“Corridor care is unacceptable, says nursing union”

The tories talk about this…

“Tories pledge to tackle 'confusion' over legal definition of sex”

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0jjg4k1knwo

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0kkvkkejgno

JorisBohnsonPM, to uk
@JorisBohnsonPM@mastodon.social avatar

“Tories pledge new GP surgeries in community care boost”

…The tories think this and others are great ideas.

So come they haven’t done this over the last 14 years ?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cv2289vk0n1o

jbond, to random
@jbond@mastodon.social avatar

https://x.com/ElectionMapsUK/status/1795881609574383712

> There are just 58 seats where the right-of-centre vote (CON+RFM) is expected to be larger than the left-of-centre vote (LAB+LDM+GRN+SNP+PLC).

> Left of Centre: 573
> Right of Centre: 58

Reasons for tactical voting. #GTTO #ToryZero

jbond, to random
@jbond@mastodon.social avatar

What are Labour's policies on the NHS?

More privatisation and no more money isn't going to cut it.

Streeting is a shouty man, isn't he.

#GTTO #ToryZero

pvonhellermannn, to random
@pvonhellermannn@mastodon.green avatar

#GE2024 It is quite extraordinary how much I have shifted on tactical voting over the last year. I used to be all for it; that the main thing was to #GTTO, etc. In general always for “lesser evil” pragmatism. That has completely gone - i now see no hope in any establishment parties & wouldn’t urge anyone to vote for Starmer or Biden.

Although now realising that here in UK that shift is related to thinking Labour will win anyway: if it were closer I might still be very focused on #GTTO..

TheSwiv, to UKpolitics
@TheSwiv@hear-me.social avatar

The question has to be, "are the values held by Tories valuable for society? "

Government minister says some British Muslims do not support UK values

https://ground.news/article/government-minister-says-some-british-muslims-do-not-support-uk-values

JorisBohnsonPM, to uk
@JorisBohnsonPM@mastodon.social avatar

“Tory peer Zac Goldsmith has said the majority of his party’s MPs will lose their jobs in July at the general election”

Oh, of course, you’re a peer so you’ve got a job for life

https://apple.news/AZ6aAz5GYTciCTIS6D8ENmw

JorisBohnsonPM, to uk
@JorisBohnsonPM@mastodon.social avatar

“Labour has said there will be no rises in income tax or National Insurance if it wins the general election - but some spending cuts have not been ruled out”

…The UK has be ransacked, looted & vandalised by the tories for the last 14 years

Urgent repair is needed

How is this to be done without raising taxes ?

#uk #gtto #tories #sunak #greed #corruption #dishonesty #incompetence #ukpolitics #richwing #ukelection #pr

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-69063581

JorisBohnsonPM, to uk
@JorisBohnsonPM@mastodon.social avatar

“Home secretary says teenagers will not face criminal sanction if they refuse to join military or do volunteer work”

…So no one will do it

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/article/2024/may/26/no-one-going-to-jail-for-avoiding-uk-national-service-says-cleverly

patrickhadfield, to random
@patrickhadfield@mastodon.scot avatar

I've no idea who made this, but it's genius.

#FuckTheTories #GTTO

ItsThatDeafGuy, to random
@ItsThatDeafGuy@beige.party avatar

Labour: we wish to give your teenagers the opportunity to vote.

Conservatives: we wish to give your teenagers the opportunity to get killed en masse.

#UKPol #GTTO #ADeadCat #DogWhistle

spytfyre, to instagramreality
@spytfyre@mastodon.scot avatar

From now until the #election, I'm playing the Benny Hill theme tune at full volume and adopting a Kenneth Williams "oooh matron" voice, because it's now the only way to keep a grip on #reality

This video for the latest #gammon #vote fishing hook (#nationalService) helps too

https://youtu.be/u7T-SHu5wi8?si=-bFVY-h1s3HlHbw1

#GeneralElectionUK #ukPolitics #UkPOL #satire #GTTO

FloydyStu, to random
@FloydyStu@c.im avatar

How strange that preceeding the EU referendum, Gove, Johnson et al were spouting the lie that the EU would conscript British kids into an EU army to fight wherever the EU sought fit.

And here we are, the very same collection of war mongering fuckwits are now touting conscription for your kids into British armed forces.

Ever get the feeling you were duped?

#EnoughIsEnough
#GTTO
#FuckTheTories

JorisBohnsonPM, to uk
@JorisBohnsonPM@mastodon.social avatar

“Under Ofcom rules, Conservative MPs Jacob Rees-Mogg and Esther McVey, as well as former Tory deputy chairman-turned Reform MP Lee Anderson, are unable to continue in their presenting roles while they seek re-election”

…Since when did gb news ever follow Ofcom rules ?

#pr #uk #gtto #tories #sunak #greed #corruption #dishonesty #incompetence #ukpolitics #richwing #ukelection #stv #gbnews #media #tv #news

https://apple.news/AgNERPTAdSZKVJ3rOsm9Ngw

Fasgadh, to random
@Fasgadh@mastodon.scot avatar

Nailed it - Casetteboy never misses.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLNplSslWEg

#GTTO #ge2024

C_Miller, to news
@C_Miller@mastodon.world avatar

I just heard someone call our PM "Rishi Soon-Axed"...

... That's it - he mustn't be called anything else until after 5 July (except a variety of four letter expletives, obviously)...

..Thereafter there will be no need to give him a second thought, so no one should be referring to him!

#News #Newstodon #NewsTooter #UKPolitics #GE2024 #GeneralElection #Rishi #RishiSunak #RishiSoonAxed #GTTO

JugglingWithEggs, to random
@JugglingWithEggs@mstdn.social avatar

Who needs AI created fake stories, images and audio on social media…when you can just go old school and plant your party councillors as audience members in public events?

Makes it look very natural for you to blab on about your favourite subjects…thus drowning out the questions that real undecided voters want answered.

#GTTO

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/article/2024/may/23/questioners-at-sunak-warehouse-speech-turn-out-to-be-tory-councillors-derbyshire-euros-wales

ProfLouiseL, to random
@ProfLouiseL@mastodon.social avatar

Sunak: "we've increased numbers of NHS staff. That's never been done before." WTAF??
#r4today #GTTO # Sunak

JugglingWithEggs, to random
@JugglingWithEggs@mstdn.social avatar

Cold War Steve…#Sunak swimming in sewage filled flood water outside of Number 10.

Nails the #Tory legacy to the UK…polluting our nation’s political discourse with culture wars and polluting our water courses with the proverbial.

#GTTO

JugglingWithEggs, to random
@JugglingWithEggs@mstdn.social avatar

I am a big Brian Bilston fan…

Only one issue I have with this poem called: An Incomplete List of Things More Competent of Running the Country Than The Current Government…can you guess what it is? 😉

#GTTO

AnthonyFStevens, to random
@AnthonyFStevens@mastodon.online avatar

Austerity, Brexit, Covid Lockdown Parties, PPE Scandal, Raw Sewage in UK Waterways & Coastal Areas, Economic Crash, Record Inflation, Record Interest Rates, Cost of Living Crisis, Pensions Decimated, Mortgage Rises, NHS in Crisis, Schools Crumbling, Housing Crisis...

This is the choice. It's really that simple.

4th July

Vote 🌹 ❎️ 🗳

JugglingWithEggs, to random
@JugglingWithEggs@mstdn.social avatar

A reminder of how many people to date have voted for #Sunak as PM…

Net Zero

#GTTO
#ElectionAt Last

Alt Text: Led By Donkeys billboard showing that Rishi with backdrop of people holding placards saying ‘nobody voted for Rishi’

SubtleBlade, to random
@SubtleBlade@mastodon.scot avatar
AnthonyFStevens, to random
@AnthonyFStevens@mastodon.online avatar

#Tories #CONservatives #Tory #Sunak #GTTO #ToryCorruption #ToryScum #Brexit #Covid

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨

IT'S ON!

#GE2024 4th July - Lest we forget

Austerity, Brexit, Covid Lockdown Parties, PPE Scandal, Raw Sewage in UK Waterways & Coastal Areas, Economic Crash, Record Inflation, Record Interest Rates, Cost of Living Crisis, Pensions Decimated, Mortgage Rises, NHS in Crisis, Schools Crumbling, Housing Crisis, Scandals, Cover ups.

Enough is Enough! It's time for change.

Vote #Labour 🌹 ❎️ 🗳

ChrisMayLA6, to random
@ChrisMayLA6@zirk.us avatar

More on Election 2024:

Rishi Sunak has stated its going to be about who the public trusts...

Not the ground on which he might be best advised to fight after a decade & half of scandals, corruption & crisis....

Indeed, he says he's going to 'earn our trust'.... well given he's been PM for some time, and is (therefore) admitting he hasn't earnt our trust already, this looks like howl statements scripted by a advisor, unless he's monumentally out of touch.... oh, hold on

Simon318ppm,
@Simon318ppm@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

@ChrisMayLA6 I’m no constitutional expert but isn’t a party leader making a Party Political Broadcast while parenthetically exercising Prime Ministerial prerogative to announce a General Election a breach of the Ministerial Code?

I thought they were supposed to maintain separation of roles?

But of course, any constitutional probity went out the window years ago

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