Asked #Copilot (formerly #BingChat) a familiar riddle but with numbers changed to make it impossible. It generated the same solution but substituting the numbers so that it ends up with the nonsense claim:
Our hero, the doctor, comes out of the woods following the search for a missing woman, where two searchers are caught in man-traps. He goes to his car and unlocks it, gets in, and closes the door through the open window.
Why is it impossible for film-makers to get this simple thing right? Who the feck locks their car leaving the driver's window open?
The Philadelphia “City Connect” jerseys, which I don’t understand the purpose of AT ALL, are so bad that I may have to boycott all Friday home games in protest. They’re to premier on April 12, and then be worn for every Friday home game.
What the fuck is going on with MLB and Nike? It’s criminal. Greedy fucks.
🦴 Version control is great, but sometimes it can trip you up! In this post I recount my rather stupid mistake of using when I shouldn't have, and how I got out of it. ---
Ich habe dieses Plakat #OmaCourage schon ein paar mal gesehen und dachte, es wäre eine Fotomontage GEGEN die #FDP und ihre Spitzenkandidatin #StrackZimmermann.
Aber holy shit! Das ist tatsächlich ein ernstgemeintes Design der FDP HÖCHSTSELBST im Rennen um die #Europawahl2024!
Wer's nicht checkt: M.A.S.Z. soll hier als Frau mit Erfahrung und Mütterlichkeit (Oma) dargestellt werden, die den Mut hat, unangenehme Wahrheiten auszusprechen (Courage).
Der Bezug zum Brecht-Stück "Mutter Courage" ist offensichtlich gewollt, allerdings ist diese Mutter eine der unsympathischsten Figuren der Literatur: Sie versucht, aus dem Krieg Kapital zu schlagen und verliert dabei all ihre Kinder.
Brecht schrieb das Stück als Warnung vor dem Kapitalismus und der Kriegstreiberei. (Kritiker:innen behaupten ja, diese sprachliche Brücke zur Verteidigungsspezialistin der FDP wäre on point...)
Jedes verlängerte Wochenende mit halbwegs gutem Wetter fällt der #Garmin Server aus. Kann ja keiner ahnen, dass da Leute draußen Sport machen würden. #fail
Alors… un pantalon de pluie qui puisse faire du 2xl, je trouve ça où ? Parce que D4 c’était en rupture de stock vendredi…. Les grandes tailles à vélo, c’est pas encore ça hein. #fail#velo
There's always someone who tries it on: a person took a certain burger chain to court (yes, them) and sued them for damages and (potential) medical fees after burning themselves on a takeaway cup of tea.
Takeaway containers are marked for hot contents here, and the brewing temperature of between 90°C and 100°C is common knowledge, and that water cools - especially when eight minutes elapse between purchase and accident. It is also common knowledge that the lids do not fit perfectly, and no one should pick their takeaway cup of tea (or coffee) up by the lid.
The complainant lost the case, and was told to try turning commonsense on before going anywhere near hot things in future.
Well Instagram didn’t last long! Installed it and realised it was a sensory nightmare cos there’s no way to stop autoplaying the videos and there’s loads of them all over the screen. It’s worse then the gif screens on iPhone (which has a setting to stop autoplay)
Don’t #meta bother with consulting disabled and neurodiverse people when developing their products??
Have blasted them in their feedback and uninstalled.
‘Operation Al-Aqsa Flood’ Day 171: Eyewitnesses from Gaza’s hospitals describe rape, torture, mass executions, and soldiers crushing Palestinian bodies with tanks. Hamas says Israel's attack on hospitals is central to its "war of extermination."
Same thing the UN has done since UNRWA was established in 1950. Same thing the UN has done since it made the Two State Solution it's century long mission. #fail
So macht die AfD Schule https://wp.me/p36Ae-14hF Meinungsfreiheit an Schulen schützen, aber richtig: Die AfD möchte Deutschland auf dem Rücken einer 16 Jahre alten Schülerin als geknebelte Republik vorführen. #Schulen#Meinungsfreiheit#AfD#fail
I just spent a rediculous amount of time troubleshooting why I can’t add new devices to HomeKit. I even went so far as to try a different WiFi base station. Either I have the single most esoteric network setup—which isn’t likely—or parts of HomeKit are fundamentally broken. Again. #homekit#apple#smarthome#fail