GottaLaff, (edited )
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#Texas Attorney General Ken #Paxton acquitted in #impeachment trial

Paxton was impeached for allegedly taking bribes, but ultimately members of his party chose not to vote for his conviction and removal from office.
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/texas-attorney-general-ken-paxton-acquitted-impeachment-trial-rcna104816

BillMcGuire,

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as a native Texan, I assure you that this is a result of several things: 1. all the Nays are as crooked or want to be as Paxton and know they can now; 2. trump backed Paxton all the way because Paxton tried to help trump with his election lies, which COULD still get Paxton in deep kimchi ((would love to see him as one of the unnamed co-conspirators that Jack Smith is going after in the election fraud case)). 3. the message is that any Republican can get away with any criminal activity that they care to do. Big crime in Texas Republican politics is OK. that's the message. carry on

GottaLaff,
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@BillMcGuire Good summation.

BillMcGuire,

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merci

GottaLaff,
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@BillMcGuire de rien

yosephus,

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"Despite the victory, Paxton’s troubles are far from over. He faces trial on charges of securities fraud dating back to 2015."

And a federal investigation that began when the attorney general’s senior aides reported him to the FBI in 2020, alleging crimes that mirror the impeachment charges. That case has reached a grand jury in San Antonio. A new criminal indictment carries far higher stakes than impeachment. So, carry on.

NoctisEqui,

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TX & FL are Fascist states and there are now far too many of them in what used to be the ‘Bastion of Democracy’ back in the 20th Century. Given the mindset of GQP the US would have supported HItler.

Npars01,
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@GottaLaff

#TranslatedFromTheRepublican

"Taking bribes and giving bribes was made legal by Citizens United.

#KochNetwork bought a Supreme Court to make it so.

Get used to it. Texas-style oligarchy & public corruption goes national in 2024!"

GottaLaff,
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@Npars01 I've been telling people to get used to it for years.

GottaLaff,
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2/ "No article received more than 14 of the required 21 votes to convict. Only two of 19 Republican Senators, Bob Nichols of Jacksonville and Kelly Hancock of North Richland Hills, voted in favor of convicting for any article — a stark contrast to the nearly 70% of House Republicans who impeached the attorney general in May." https://www.texastribune.org/2023/09/16/ken-paxton-acquitted-impeachment-texas-attorney-general/

Leisureguy,

@GottaLaff Wonder what the vote would have been if Paxton were a Democrat. No, strike that. I know what the vote would have been.

GottaLaff,
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@Leisureguy No comparison.

CKJohnsonBk,

@GottaLaff disgusting

FinchHaven,
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@GottaLaff

So

We see once again that Republicans are incapable of policing their own

Her emails?

His laptop?

Capital punishment at least

Impeachment of a Republican?

What? Republicans worry?

Not on your life

GottaLaff,
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@FinchHaven Same ol'

pixelpusher220,

@GottaLaff If Tx Dem's can't message this into victories...it would seem that flipping Tx blue was as much of a pipe dream as I'd thought.

GottaLaff,
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@pixelpusher220 It's not easy to message to people who don't listen, don't have time to tune in, work long hours, or aren't inclined to vote for Dems. Dems would never vote for someone this bad. Now they have to actually pay attention and vote. If they can vote in Texas, that is, because even that's an obstacle.

Npars01,
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GottaLaff,
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@Npars01 I'm more than aware, yes. The worst. @pixelpusher220

BillMcGuire,

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only 12 Dem Senators. What should the populace think about Republicans allowing Paxton to get away with so much? Are they crooked, too. That is what I get out of it. Now, he still has a trial coming up for illegally representing some stock without a license. BUT, I really hope he is named as an unnamed co-conspirator on Jack Smith's indictment. carry on

Scotter,
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@GottaLaff
His high-priced attorneys gave him lots of cover and bad-mouthed the whistleblowers. I wonder who he's going to get to work for him, since they all reported him and quit. Maybe his mistress? His buddy contractor?

mikebabyak,
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@GottaLaff lol. Fully expected. Not a single serious person in their party.

pg1958,
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@GottaLaff
Never for a second did I believe they would convict him. Hell, his buddies donated $3M to the campaign of the Lt. Gov who oversaw the trial! I mean come on...

GottaLaff,
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@pg1958 I know.

pg1958,
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@GottaLaff
It's sad that this corruption goes unchecked in America today...we must demand more from our elected officials, they work for us after all and are paid by us.

pdiff1,

@GottaLaff GOP: Criminals all the way down.

titociuro,
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@GottaLaff Who’s shocked? 🙋🏻‍♂️🙄

CatDragon,
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@GottaLaff who among us has not taken bribes to finance an affair with a side piece?

bkahn,
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@GottaLaff

Why should the other folks convict Paxton of taking bribes? That would mess up their own past, present, and future bribe-taking. Texas and Florida: states you want to see in your rear-view mirror.

kyleejohnson,
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@GottaLaff “impeachment for thee, not for me” is the GOP motto.

RiaResists,
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@GottaLaff
Damn.
It’ll catch up w him.

Atticus1956,
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@GottaLaff

It's Texas, didn't expect anything less than acquittal.

kbsez,
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@GottaLaff

Even for Texas this is unbelievable

mls14,
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@GottaLaff This is absolutely expected. But it raises an interesting question. Why does any state need a bicameral legislature?

iuculano,
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@GottaLaff

The rot is deep in# #Texas

kshapar,
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@GottaLaff IOKIYAR, as usual

andybrwn,
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@GottaLaff Argh. Effn Texas and the gop cult

GottaLaff,
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@andybrwn You nailed it

SNerd,
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@GottaLaff
He was impeached for calling out members of the GOP but charged with taking bribes 😂

jhavok,
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@GottaLaff The Iron Rule: Anything is legal if you're a Republican.

GottaLaff,
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@jhavok Or as we've said for years, IOKIYAR

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  • GottaLaff,
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    @kinyutaka Just like US Senate GOP

    AdditionalQuench,

    @GottaLaff Lawless

    GottaLaff,
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    GreetingsOut,

    @GottaLaff he must’ve agreed to split his take with them. #TheRepublicanWay

    AlaskaWx,
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    @GottaLaff In other surprising news, the sun rose today.

    Liliki,
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    @GottaLaff Ah, the republican party: never a rock bottom, always a trap door to more sleaze and corruption. How anyone of halfway decent means stays in that cesspool of a state is light years beyond me.

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  • GottaLaff,
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    @KatM Makes me sick. They always skate.

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  • GottaLaff,
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    @KatM MAYbe.

    KatM,
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  • GottaLaff,
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    @KatM Yeah, she's in deep shit

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  • GottaLaff,
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    @KatM Me too!

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