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andrewfeeney

@andrewfeeney@phpc.social

Software developer in Sydney, Australia.

Works with PHP, Javascript, Typescript, Laravel, Vue, AngularJS, Inertia, Livewire, Vapor

Enjoys TDD, CI, Algorithmic Art, Mathematics, Languages, Music Creation, Coffee

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futurebird, to random
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There is nothing a single person has ever ever ever ever done or will ever ever ever ever do in all of time and space that merits paying them 56 billion dollars—

Madness. Obscenity. Ludicracy

andrewfeeney, (edited )
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@futurebird Suppose I personally surveyed, designed and developed, mined and refined the raw materials, manufactured the machinery tools and components, drilled, lined, constructed the tunnels and stations, fitted out, landscaped and marketed about four modern underground metro lines, would you pay me 56 billion for that?

andrewfeeney,
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@futurebird Note this would take me at least a couple months so I’d need you to cover some accommodation and food expenses too.

andrewfeeney,
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@futurebird I’d probably have to watch some YouTube clips to learn some of the skills I don’t yet have mastered. Metallurgy, geology, civil and structural engineering, you know that sort of thing.

andrewfeeney,
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@futurebird I mean how hard can it be?

andrewfeeney,
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@futurebird What do you mean, am I “certified”?

ainmosni, (edited ) to fediverse
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So, I have the feeling that the #fediverse is a very left-wing dominated space. Let's see if that feeling is correct.

Please boost for reach.

I consider myself:

andrewfeeney, (edited )
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@ainmosni

When it comes to economic policy, I consider myself:

andrewfeeney, (edited )
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@ainmosni

When it comes to social policy I consider myself:

davidho, to random
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Environmental protection is actually a good thing.

andrewfeeney,
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@davidho The circle of life.

Crell, to random
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I mean, not wrong...

andrewfeeney,
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@Crell Plus riding the bike turns you into an absolute chad. (Well it turns your quadriceps into absolute chads.)

futurebird, (edited ) to random
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If the FBI were charged with assassinating you we wouldn't be sitting here listening to you whine about it.

What is the story? Did you evade them? Run faster than thier bullets? Dodge them in slow-time?

If they were out to get you... why oh why didn't it WORK?

andrewfeeney,
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@futurebird “The enemy is terrifyingly dangerous and crafty, but also woefully incompetent and stupid. They are evil and deranged but also sleepy and boring.”

andrewfeeney, to random
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I’m curious to see what the #laravelPHP community makes of this.

From: @getsentry
https://bird.makeup/users/getsentry/statuses/1798034079461568862

KathyReid, to random
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I shall not covet shiny new technology
I shall not covet shiny new technology
I shall not covet shiny new technology

andrewfeeney,
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@KathyReid

Me: “I shall not covet shiny n- Ooo matte black!”

andrewfeeney,
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@KathyReid Technically not shiny so it’s okay.

sjvn, to random
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In all fairness, the Teska Cybertruck is a classic design.

andrewfeeney,
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@JKirkpatrick @sjvn 👏

andrewfeeney, to random
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You know what they say, what goes up must go down unless it goes up really fast.

andrewfeeney,
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@thgs But to a different gravity well?

TheBreadmonkey, to random
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The internet is a confusing place. I was looking for news stories about Mr Blobby, then I somehow fell down an INSANE rabbit-hole so that when my wife came in and asked what I'm doing because I'm supposed to be getting ready, I said to her the following..................

I'm trying to verify that the man who holds the record for inserting most creme eggs into his anus was eaten by a crocodile.

I hate the internet.

(It's 9!)

Edit - I don't know if they were wrapped or unwrapped and I don't know if he was eaten by a crocodile as the Daily Sport asserts in their article.

andrewfeeney,
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@TheBreadmonkey Were the crème egg incident and the alleged crocodile incident connected?

mcc, to random
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I have just been informed that Plex has a bug where if you upload to your Plex server an album either credited to "Various Artists" or containing a mix of artists on each track, it will list that album in the UI as being by "KONAMI". This is apparently a known issue.

andrewfeeney,
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@mcc Definitely going to call my next band “Various Artists”.

andrewfeeney,
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@ramsey @mcc

Tracklist

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MissingThePt, to random
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If Hunter Biden is convicted of a felony I don’t think he should be elected president either. https://www.cnn.com/2024/06/02/politics/hunter-biden-trial-preview/index.html

andrewfeeney,
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@MissingThePt What if he is convicted of laptop?

andrewfeeney, to HashtagGames
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Tabs vs Spaces

#ReasonsBestFriendsFight
#HashTagGames

andrewfeeney, to HashtagGames
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The British drew a line on a map.


andrewfeeney, to react
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Just things.

Heliograph, to random
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#botanybay

andrewfeeney,
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@Heliograph Beautiful shot!

harshad, to Cats
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Father and son. (Cosmo and Tinkoo)

andrewfeeney,
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@harshad “It would be easier to answer how many cats I don’t have.”

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