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Thomas

@Thomas@laserdisc.party

Do not teach me. I do not want to learn.

He/Him

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:oscar: 6 Time #MovieBowl Champion :oscar:
1954, 1987, 1992, 1994, 2001, Tournament of Champions

Hablo poquito Español (mal)

18+ If you are a child I will block you. You are not welcome to interact with me.

#PervertsDoNotInteract
Don't be weird to me

Do not teach me. I do not want to learn

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Thomas, to random
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[Taking the Harry Potter quiz and getting the literal Nazi house] “Is that good?”

Thomas, to random
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  1. Kidnapping
carpingdiem, to Birds
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First migrant captured at the feeder: the yellow throated warbler.

Thomas,
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@carpingdiem r o u n d

Thomas, to random
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You, a fool, "with the loss of physical media like bluray, more and more films will become completely lost for future generations to enjoy"

Me, a genius with impeccable taste, trekking through the Brazilian rainforest in search of a complete print of Magnificent Amberson's

Thomas,
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"I can't get 28 Days Later on streaming OR physical media! We're going to lose so much!"

Émile Reynaud, wildly depressed, dumping all of his work into the Seine, "Quoi?"

Thomas,
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Georges Méliès, dozens of his masterpieces lost or destroyed forever, finishing his life unknown, selling trinkets in a train station, "Quoi?"

Thomas,
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You, an absolute ignoramus, "When they stop selling DVDs, more obscure films won't be available to view!"

1965 MGM Archive Fire, "🔥 🔥 🎥 🔥 🔥 🎥 🔥 🔥"

Thomas,
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Me rn

Thomas, to random
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The Punisher loved two things: America and dying in car accidents

Thomas, to random
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Maeby is 1 year old today! Happy birthday to this puppy

Maeby baby in the grass
Maeby a couple days ago
Maeby is 1

Thomas, to random
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GOOD MORNING!

Gargron, to random
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I'm running out of pictures to post as I'm still waiting on two rolls from my NYC trip to be processed at the lab... 😔

Thomas,
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@Gargron did you enjoy NYC? Did you see any celebs or notably big rats?

Thomas, to random
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More like Marcus AuFAILious!

Thomas, to random
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One time my grandma almost got scammed when someone called and said that my Aunt Lydia was in jail and needed bail money. She was about to give her credit card info but my mom caught it and stopped her.

Anyway, I'm sure old folks will know that it's AI and not really Joe Biden on Facebook saying he's going to cook as many babies as he can fit in the pot

Thomas, to random
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I still have Twitter so I can check sports and see things like this. What community do y’all reckon they’re talking about?

Thomas, to random
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RIP OJ, one of the greatest running backs of all time. You were great in Naked Gun

Thomas,
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RIP OJ, you would have loved the all-new 2024 Bronco with standard 4x4 capability, G.O.A.T. Modes® (Goes Over Any Type of Terrain) and a HOSS-tuned independent suspension

Thomas, to random
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My favorite thing about being constantly spied on, having all my movements and activities tracked and recorded, all of my personal information stolen and sold to the highest bidder is that saying that out loud makes me sound like a lunatic despite the fact that none of this is a secret. We just don’t have the will to do anything about it

Thomas,
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“Facebook is tracking my location! Google is watching what websites I go to! Amazon is listening in on my conversations!” Makes you sound like you should be committed; however,

Thomas, to random
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Thanks to #MyWife for understanding

Thomas, to random
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There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see

Thomas,
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GUYS I MADE A MISTAKE IN THE ALT TEXT AND TYPED LUNAR INSTEAD OF SOLAR. THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW. I KNOW WHAT KIND OF ECLIPSE HAPPENED TODAY BUT I ALSO HAVE A FUCKED UP BRAIN THAT THINKS THE WRONG THING AND TYPES THE WRONG WORDS SOMETIMES SO LEAVE ME ALONE ABOUT IT

Thomas,
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I didn’t expect this to do Mastodon Numbers, so I think it’s important to note that I did not take this picture but also do not know who did so I can’t attribute it to them. Some of the replies seem to think it’s mine so I don’t want to take credit for it. I simply thought it was beautiful and posted it with a dumb quote. Stay blessed

Thomas, to random
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Anyone get any portents? Y’all see any visions or signs from god?

Thomas, to random
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Got kicked out of the gym just because they didn’t like my new water bottle

Thomas,
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@funkula looks like he’s just trying to get through it

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