@Thomas@laserdisc.party
@Thomas@laserdisc.party avatar

Thomas

@Thomas@laserdisc.party

Do not teach me. I do not want to learn.

He/Him

Movies & Meta-toots
Dad Stuff
Stand Up or Give Up

⭐️ VIP ⭐️
Clout Baron

:oscar: 6 Time #MovieBowl Champion :oscar:
1954, 1987, 1992, 1994, 2001, Tournament of Champions

Hablo poquito Español (mal)

18+ If you are a child I will block you. You are not welcome to interact with me.

#PervertsDoNotInteract
Don't be weird to me

Do not teach me. I do not want to learn

Sports: https://allpro.social/@thomas
Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/D6n5

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

Thomas, to random
@Thomas@laserdisc.party avatar

There are still people imprisoned in cages all along the southern border of the US. Haha, yeah, well

Thomas,
@Thomas@laserdisc.party avatar

To me this is an easy fix. Everyone says they want people to come in the “right way” so just build a bunch of multi-family low cost housing to park people in until their asylum requests or immigration paperwork is processed.

Thomas, to random
@Thomas@laserdisc.party avatar

I call him Larry Fish because I can't remember how to spell his first or last name. He hates it and I've received two cease and desist orders

Thomas, to random
@Thomas@laserdisc.party avatar

Canadian Nationalists are defending their cultural heritage to be made fun of constantly about maple syrup

Thomas,
@Thomas@laserdisc.party avatar

Go ride a moose, you dunce. Get real.

Thomas,
@Thomas@laserdisc.party avatar

Canadian government spies on you by having a Mountie with binoculars ride up on a moose holding a sign saying "we're watching" in both English and French.

Thomas, to random
@Thomas@laserdisc.party avatar

I'm supposed to be working. Can't figure out why I'm so distracted and got really focused on making dumb All Star videos and then remembered I haven't taken my meds

Thomas, to random
@Thomas@laserdisc.party avatar

I am so so sorry

video/mp4

Thomas,
@Thomas@laserdisc.party avatar

video/mp4

Thomas,
@Thomas@laserdisc.party avatar

video/mp4

Thomas,
@Thomas@laserdisc.party avatar

I am going bonkers

video/mp4

Thomas,
@Thomas@laserdisc.party avatar

What gets me is the same thing as The Matrix one. I know it's coming. The anticipation cracks me up so much

Thomas,
@Thomas@laserdisc.party avatar

I'm gonna figure out how TikTok works and create an account just to post these. Then I can make them forever and feel justified

Thomas,
@Thomas@laserdisc.party avatar

CW: It's a portion of the beginning of Jaws

video/mp4

Thomas, to random
@Thomas@laserdisc.party avatar

If I could hear the heartbeat of the rheumy-eyed old man that I killed and hid beneath the floorboards, I would just be chill about it

Thomas, to random
@Thomas@laserdisc.party avatar

All of Citizen Kane, one of the greatest movies of all time, is an incredibly long walk in service of one joke about the nickname that William Randolph Hearst gave to his mistress’s clit

Thomas, to random
@Thomas@laserdisc.party avatar

You claim you’re going “goblin mode” but you aren’t stealing these trinkets? Curious

Thomas, to random
@Thomas@laserdisc.party avatar

Took my mom to PT for her new knee and there’s a guy in the waiting room with his shoe off. Piggies out.

Thomas, to random
@Thomas@laserdisc.party avatar

Everything went AI and they forgot all about the blockchain

WhiskeySailor, to random
@WhiskeySailor@history.lol avatar

Low moral? Pizza party!
Save a women life? Pizza Party!
What can't a pizza party do?

Thomas,
@Thomas@laserdisc.party avatar

@WhiskeySailor if there’s one thing I could convey to managers all over the world it’s that your staff actively hates when you have pizza parties.

Thomas, to random
@Thomas@laserdisc.party avatar

God fucking DAMMIT. Every day with this shit!

Thomas, to random
@Thomas@laserdisc.party avatar

I feel like if there are Holocaust survivors on one side saying “this is genocide and you should stop” and you oppose them you should maybe reassess where you stand

Thomas, to random
@Thomas@laserdisc.party avatar

This simply cannot be accurate. Europeans are shitting 6 or 7 times a day??? Is this true???

Thomas,
@Thomas@laserdisc.party avatar

@funkula @jsit

Thomas, to random
@Thomas@laserdisc.party avatar

Starting a podcast where it's something super boring that nobody likes but I'm secretly passing information on to revolutionaries

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • •
  • provamag3
  • InstantRegret
  • mdbf
  • ethstaker
  • magazineikmin
  • GTA5RPClips
  • rosin
  • thenastyranch
  • Youngstown
  • osvaldo12
  • slotface
  • khanakhh
  • kavyap
  • DreamBathrooms
  • JUstTest
  • Durango
  • everett
  • cisconetworking
  • Leos
  • normalnudes
  • cubers
  • modclub
  • ngwrru68w68
  • tacticalgear
  • megavids
  • anitta
  • tester
  • lostlight
  • All magazines
    •