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Thomas

@Thomas@laserdisc.party

Do not teach me. I do not want to learn.

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1954, 1987, 1992, 1994, 2001, Tournament of Champions

Hablo poquito Español (mal)

18+ If you are a child I will block you. You are not welcome to interact with me.

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Don't be weird to me

Do not teach me. I do not want to learn

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I want to play games set in cool and interesting universes where nothing is trying to kill me

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techbros should take an hour a day every day just to interact face to face with someone outside the tech industry. I am available for this job at the rate of $100 plus lunch

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Touching computers again, tech nerds? Ever consider taking a break and experiencing the joys of sunlight or human interaction? #GetOutside

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I’m not sure I can ever go back from the Ethiopian coffee. All other beans are substandard now

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Ball don’t lie, but bitches do 🏀 🙏

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Mine are macroplastics, nbd

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I've never hated anything more than posting

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I love the Internet

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Printers are the only objects we allow to constantly fuck up and we accept that they’re just like that

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Say what you will about the CIA, those guys love giving people LSD

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There are still people imprisoned in cages all along the southern border of the US. Haha, yeah, well

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To me this is an easy fix. Everyone says they want people to come in the “right way” so just build a bunch of multi-family low cost housing to park people in until their asylum requests or immigration paperwork is processed.

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I call him Larry Fish because I can't remember how to spell his first or last name. He hates it and I've received two cease and desist orders

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Canadian Nationalists are defending their cultural heritage to be made fun of constantly about maple syrup

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Go ride a moose, you dunce. Get real.

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Canadian government spies on you by having a Mountie with binoculars ride up on a moose holding a sign saying "we're watching" in both English and French.

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I'm supposed to be working. Can't figure out why I'm so distracted and got really focused on making dumb All Star videos and then remembered I haven't taken my meds

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I am so so sorry

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I am going bonkers

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What gets me is the same thing as The Matrix one. I know it's coming. The anticipation cracks me up so much

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I'm gonna figure out how TikTok works and create an account just to post these. Then I can make them forever and feel justified

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CW: It's a portion of the beginning of Jaws

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