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Thomas

@Thomas@laserdisc.party

Do not teach me. I do not want to learn.

He/Him

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:oscar: 6 Time #MovieBowl Champion :oscar:
1954, 1987, 1992, 1994, 2001, Tournament of Champions

Hablo poquito Español (mal)

18+ If you are a child I will block you. You are not welcome to interact with me.

#PervertsDoNotInteract
Don't be weird to me

Do not teach me. I do not want to learn

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Leisure Suit Larry is an ally

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Forgot I have Apple TV+ so I’m either gonna rewatch some of Severance or start the kaiju show.

Thomas, to random
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I got swept up in the left lingo, like jommunism (jeans communism)

Thomas, to random
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The People Demand:

Open The Door
Get On The Floor
Walk The Dinosaur

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The conclusion is obviously that they think it’s fun to bully rich people, and I love this for them

And it turns out, orcas – especially the kids and teens – just want to have fun. The report reveals that a combination of free time, curiosity and natural playfulness has led to young orcas adopting this 'trend' of boat-bumping, which is not at all surprising for a species that has been known to adopt odd, isolated behaviors from time to time.

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@checkervest @neoncoughh on the phone with another orca like “Ralph’s been out boat-bumping again… I know, I know, it’s just a trend, but I worry”

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Why does this happen to every comic lol.

Also, he wants to get dommed by a “real man” etc etc

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The best way to crack an egg is apparently to drop it from a fair height directly onto the pan. I will never attempt this because it seems dumb to me

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Do Zoomers know about tubthumping?

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Pretty soon Boomers will start dying in droves

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Then we’ll only have Gen X to worry about.

Thomas,
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People talk about an upcoming huge transfer of wealth from Boomers to Millennials but unless I’ve got some rich aunt I don’t know about, I’m not counting on it

Thomas,
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Both my parents and my wife’s are at the point where they occasionally talk about their own death. What to do if mom dies before dad, etc. Must be weird to feel like you’re winding down!

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I like Son Of Godzilla a lot, mostly because of the kaiju and miniature work, but I also have a soft spot for Minilla, especially after you see later iterations of Godzilla Jr that suck

Thomas,
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The one that eventually takes over for Goji 2 in Vs Destroyah is the fucking worst

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I want to play games set in cool and interesting universes where nothing is trying to kill me

Thomas, to random
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techbros should take an hour a day every day just to interact face to face with someone outside the tech industry. I am available for this job at the rate of $100 plus lunch

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Touching computers again, tech nerds? Ever consider taking a break and experiencing the joys of sunlight or human interaction? #GetOutside

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I’m not sure I can ever go back from the Ethiopian coffee. All other beans are substandard now

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Ball don’t lie, but bitches do 🏀 🙏

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Mine are macroplastics, nbd

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I've never hated anything more than posting

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I love the Internet

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Printers are the only objects we allow to constantly fuck up and we accept that they’re just like that

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Say what you will about the CIA, those guys love giving people LSD

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