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I post the appropriate number of pictures of clouds.

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"I just assume Alex Checkervest watches 90% ghost stories and old dark house movies" -- Thomas

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The conclusion is obviously that they think it’s fun to bully rich people, and I love this for them

And it turns out, orcas – especially the kids and teens – just want to have fun. The report reveals that a combination of free time, curiosity and natural playfulness has led to young orcas adopting this 'trend' of boat-bumping, which is not at all surprising for a species that has been known to adopt odd, isolated behaviors from time to time.

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@neoncoughh "well at least he's getting out of the house and making friends"

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I thought Hacks finale would be like a double episode. 36 minutes? what is this? they deceived me.

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@reginasbread this is a crime against you personally

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Touk's on fire this afternoon

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Touk is possessed by the spirit of Tom Bombadil himself

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Amazon's asking the important questions about Tom Bombadil, a character notoriously not interested in getting involved or caring any about larger drama than getting lilies for his wife or singing a silly little tune or bringing hobbits over for dinner:

“We started thinking, What does he care about? And how can that be a doorway to drama?”

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It’s a lovely morning in the village and you are a flock of 100 feral chickens

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Met a friend out in the yard

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75%?????

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I had to look up an article about the earlier press release when they announced the thread retraction issue to see how many threads there are and apparently there are a total of 64, he’s only got 16 threads still hanging in there??

https://arstechnica.com/science/2024/05/elon-musks-neuralink-reports-trouble-with-first-human-brain-chip/

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All the lizards being out reminds me of the guy in my freshman geometry class who started every class out by unscrewing a plastic soda bottle with holes punched into it and releasing an anole who would climb up onto his shoulder. he'd then put his head down on his desk and sleep for the whole class while the lizard looked alert and faced the board. he aced every single test and we all decided the lizard took notes for him

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This work of art is called “too many spiders” and it is going on my work cork board immediately, I love that this very small child has given me so many spider drawings

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I commented on the small child's candy so he ran back to his dad's office, selected a Starburst, carefully unwrapped it, and brought it back to me. when I didn't immediately eat it he looked very concerned and pointed at his mouth and said eat with the most earnest concern in his voice it until I ate it

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nothing riskier than accepting an unwrapped candy from a very small child but you know what sometimes you just have to live dangerously (and not disappoint a very small child)

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A coworker set a giant envelope on my desk with 200+ stickers in it and told me I could pick any of them I wanted, but warned me that some of them were nasty but it wasn't his fault because he'd ordered them as a pack of random stickers on Amazon. I regret to inform you that I could not find any nasty ones

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Ripple is at, like, peak happiness here

Ripple lying on the back of my couch looking all scrunched up. Get paws are curled into her chest and her ears are at angles and her face looks all puffy. Her eyes are barely open. She’s at peak Wilford Brimley. She’s also right on the verge of a comfy little nap

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Watching a lot of old movies and reading a lot of detective novels as a kid definitely made me think I'd be doing a lot more with microfiche in my daily life

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You can retroactively insert "All Star" into any movie at any point you'd like, where are you putting it?

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Good morning, it's my birthday! Birthdays on the first day of the work week should be illegal!!!

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Timon???

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Good morning! I got to my desk and found a cicada just hanging out on it

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my brother just called me from his cicada-plagued office yelling because he'd never picked up a cicada to move it to safety and felt the scream vibrate through his whole hand before

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desk cicada update: he keeps falling off of things and when I pick him up he refuses to leave my hand

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My darling this is not sustainable

A cicada perching delicately on my thumb

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we worked on flying and I was able to get him to fly off outside! not a whole lot safer but he'll definitely be happier out there

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