Thomas

Thomas, 11 days ago to random

I got swept up in the left lingo, like jommunism (jeans communism)

Thomas, 11 days ago to random

The People Demand:

Open The Door
Get On The Floor
Walk The Dinosaur

Thomas, 16 days ago to random

Why does this happen to every comic lol.

Also, he wants to get dommed by a “real man” etc etc

Thomas, 17 days ago to random

The best way to crack an egg is apparently to drop it from a fair height directly onto the pan. I will never attempt this because it seems dumb to me

Thomas, 18 days ago to random

Pretty soon Boomers will start dying in droves

Thomas, 18 days ago to random

Do Zoomers know about tubthumping?

Thomas, 20 days ago to random

I like Son Of Godzilla a lot, mostly because of the kaiju and miniature work, but I also have a soft spot for Minilla, especially after you see later iterations of Godzilla Jr that suck

Thomas, 23 days ago to random

techbros should take an hour a day every day just to interact face to face with someone outside the tech industry. I am available for this job at the rate of $100 plus lunch

Thomas, 23 days ago to random

I want to play games set in cool and interesting universes where nothing is trying to kill me

Thomas, 24 days ago to random

Touching computers again, tech nerds? Ever consider taking a break and experiencing the joys of sunlight or human interaction? #GetOutside

Thomas, 25 days ago to random

I’m not sure I can ever go back from the Ethiopian coffee. All other beans are substandard now

Thomas, 25 days ago to random

Ball don’t lie, but bitches do 🏀 🙏

Thomas, 26 days ago to random

Mine are macroplastics, nbd

Thomas, 26 days ago to random

I've never hated anything more than posting

Thomas, 29 days ago to random

I love the Internet

Thomas, 30 days ago to random

Printers are the only objects we allow to constantly fuck up and we accept that they’re just like that

Thomas, 30 days ago to random

Say what you will about the CIA, those guys love giving people LSD

Thomas, 1 month ago to random

There are still people imprisoned in cages all along the southern border of the US. Haha, yeah, well

Thomas, 1 month ago to random

I call him Larry Fish because I can't remember how to spell his first or last name. He hates it and I've received two cease and desist orders

Thomas, 1 month ago to random

Canadian Nationalists are defending their cultural heritage to be made fun of constantly about maple syrup

Thomas, 1 month ago to random

I am so so sorry

video/mp4

Thomas, 1 month ago to random

I'm supposed to be working. Can't figure out why I'm so distracted and got really focused on making dumb All Star videos and then remembered I haven't taken my meds

Thomas, 1 month ago to random

If I could hear the heartbeat of the rheumy-eyed old man that I killed and hid beneath the floorboards, I would just be chill about it

Thomas, 1 month ago to random

All of Citizen Kane, one of the greatest movies of all time, is an incredibly long walk in service of one joke about the nickname that William Randolph Hearst gave to his mistress’s clit

Thomas, 1 month ago to random

You claim you’re going “goblin mode” but you aren’t stealing these trinkets? Curious