Thomas

Thomas, 2 months ago to random

There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see

Thomas, 6 months ago to random

Hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah

Thomas, 11 months ago to random

Pay them more money

Thomas, 1 year ago to random

Thomas, 6 months ago to random

Kissinger died doing what he loved: Death

Thomas, 23 days ago to random

techbros should take an hour a day every day just to interact face to face with someone outside the tech industry. I am available for this job at the rate of $100 plus lunch

Thomas, 6 months ago to random

Just learned that as of this year, Metropolis is in the public domain. Time to reboot it as an action comedy starring Kevin Hart, The Rock, and featuring Kristin Wiig as the robot and Maria

Thomas, 6 months ago to random Spanish

I just found out “jumbo” means big because of Jumbo the elephant and Jumbo was not named Jumbo because he was big, it was just his name. Jumbo.

Thomas, 6 months ago to random

This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

Thomas, 3 months ago to random

a fun fact is that I have never spelled receive correctly the first time. Not ever.

Thomas, 6 months ago to random

In 9 months there are gonna be so many Kissinger death babies

Thomas, 5 months ago to random

Nostalgia gives me panic attacks

Thomas, 4 months ago to random

The thing is that Seventh Seal is actually really good and pretty funny but many people don't give it a shot because it's also bleak and Swedish

Thomas, 2 years ago to random

The guy that invented godzilla just said that "godzilla" is pronounced "jodzilla"

Thomas, 1 month ago to random

If I could hear the heartbeat of the rheumy-eyed old man that I killed and hid beneath the floorboards, I would just be chill about it

Thomas, 1 month ago to random

Maeby is 1 year old today! Happy birthday to this puppy

Maeby baby in the grass
Maeby a couple days ago
Maeby is 1

Thomas, 1 month ago to random

This simply cannot be accurate. Europeans are shitting 6 or 7 times a day??? Is this true???

Thomas, 18 days ago to random

Do Zoomers know about tubthumping?

Thomas, 17 days ago to random

The best way to crack an egg is apparently to drop it from a fair height directly onto the pan. I will never attempt this because it seems dumb to me

Thomas, 16 days ago to random

Why does this happen to every comic lol.

Also, he wants to get dommed by a “real man” etc etc

Thomas, 11 days ago to random

I got swept up in the left lingo, like jommunism (jeans communism)

Thomas, 11 days ago to random

The People Demand:

Open The Door
Get On The Floor
Walk The Dinosaur

Thomas, 18 days ago to random

Pretty soon Boomers will start dying in droves

Thomas, 2 months ago to random

Almost forgot, today is the anniversary of the day the Memphis Police Department, on orders from the FBI, killed Dr King