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Tattooed_Mummy

@Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party

Angry old white cis lady, happy to be anyone's mum that needs one.

Gen X in UK.
Union Steward.
Favourite dinosaur : Ankylosaurus

#nobridge
Alternative account of https://wandering.shop/@Tattooed_mummy
Joined Mastodon in 2022
Disabled: I have Charcot-Marie-Tooth disease, it's a neuro thing, feel free to ask. 🥄

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soheb, to random
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My new garden camera is arriving today. I'll be able to see if it is hedgehogs or rats that are eating the hedgehog food.

I suspect hedgehogs, but it's always better to make sure. Plus, this camera has a solar panel (ooo) as well as WiFi and Bluetooth connectivity!

Tattooed_Mummy,
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@soheb ooh! Let me know what it's like, my old trail cam is on its last legs I think

Tattooed_Mummy, to news
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A Hampshire zoo has announced the birth of an endangered cotton-top tamarin and is appealing for the public to help name the zoo’s newest monkey.

Marwell Zoo, near Colden Common, is launching a competition to name the tiny monkey with voters given the option of three names from The Addams Family.

https://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/24328218.marwell-zoo-announce-birth-endangered-cotton-top-tamarin/

RickiTarr, to random
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What is your dream road trip? Where would you start? Where would you end up? What stops would you make along the way? It can be short or long, whatever interests you!

Tattooed_Mummy,
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@RickiTarr I've driven the Pacific coast highway with my daughter, in an open top Mustang. It was epic. I'd like to do coast to coast USA but honestly the country scares me now so I doubt I ever will.

Tattooed_Mummy,
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@RickiTarr I'm fascinated by all those giant things, like giant hotdogs, giant apples, weird shit like that that America excels at, I'd visit them https://www.roadsideamerica.com/tip/44723

Tattooed_Mummy,
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@RickiTarr I got very sunburnt on day one 😂

Tattooed_Mummy,
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@Shanmonster @RickiTarr if I ever win the lottery I'm buying a life sized dinosaur for the front garden. I will fight the council if they complain

Tattooed_Mummy, to random
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New mega crush crocs 😍

Tattooed_Mummy, to random
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AI systems learning to be 'masters of deception' as experts warn they pose 'serious' danger

In one study, AI organisms in a digital simulator "played dead" in order to trick a test built to eliminate AI systems that rapidly replicate. "By systematically cheating the safety tests imposed on it by human developers and regulators, a deceptive AI can lead us humans into a false sense of security," says Park.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/ai-systems-learning-masters-deception-32821271?int_source=amp_continue_reading&int_medium=amp&int_campaign=continue_reading_button#amp-readmore-target

Bender the robot in Futurama "kill all humans"

Tattooed_Mummy, to random
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More on the cookie story. I've eaten two :blobcatcookienom:

Tattooed_Mummy, to random
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TM's Blog: Cookie #recipe - no life story

:blobcatcookienom:
https://www.tattooedmummy.co.uk/2023/02/cookie-recipe-no-life-story.html

Tattooed_Mummy, to Bloomscrolling
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If you don't add alt text. Not everyone can see your image. #alttext #bloomscrolling

Tattooed_Mummy,
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@grb090423 I know not everyone can manage it all the time. But to actively not bother grinds my gears.

Tattooed_Mummy, to random
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Also , for the millionth time, a Facebook page is not a business website. Take a look at yourself! 🤬

Tattooed_Mummy, to random
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These look like cool clip on shades... https://www.reflectacles.com/order/universal-ir-clip

Tattooed_Mummy, to news
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Locals demand holidaymaker shopping in Majorca in tight green trunks is arrested.

In parts of Spain it’s illegal to be in the street wearing only a bikini or swimming shorts.

Being bare-chested is also illegal in some areas in Spain. You could be fined if you’re caught wearing swimwear on the seafront promenade or adjacent streets.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/travel/arrest-tourist-cry-locals-after-32806791.amp?utm_source=upday&utm_medium=referral

Tattooed_Mummy, to random
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We are watching TV.

Ted (fox terrier) just ran into the room repeatedly squeaking a toy. He put it down and stared at me.

"Are you being deliberately annoying" i ask?.

He picked up the toy again and gave it an extra squeak while not breaking eye contact.

He's proper cheeky.

pippa, to random
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holy shit i just saw the new king charles portrait lmao wow uh appropriate?

Tattooed_Mummy,
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@pippa the demon king

Tattooed_Mummy,
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@pippa also TBF he did say he wanted to be Camilla's tampon.

Too soon?

aral, (edited ) to random
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What if we changed the rules so that if a US presidential candidate that supports arming Israel’s ongoing genocide of the Palestinian people wins, 15,000 American kids are randomly chosen and killed. (Unlike Palestinian kids, they’d be killed as painlessly as possible, not screaming in anguish from having been blown apart by American bombs.)

What would you do? Still vote for Biden as is or move heaven and earth to have him change his policies and/or get the Democrats to pick another candidate?

Tattooed_Mummy,
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@aral if this is as trolley problem then I'm forced to stay home and eat cake.

TheBreadmonkey, to random
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Well besides Dannniii Minogue being hilarious, the news is pretty fucking bleak today. So I had a brainwave. Thought I'd try and improve my mood by looking up 'good news'. However I accidentally typed 'god news' and (in the style of a clickbait article).... the results may surprise you....

(or not)

Tattooed_Mummy,
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@dannotdaniel @TheBreadmonkey may I suggest "fuck me!" In these trying times..

Wait. That looks bad typed out. It's not an offer, it's an expletive... I'll stop digging now ⛏️

Tattooed_Mummy, to news
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What is going right: halting Amazon deforestation, plus more - Positive News

Deforestation in Brazil and Colombia has plummeted following changes in political leadership, according to analysis by the World Resources Institute’s (WRI) in partnership with the University of Maryland, US.

Tree loss in the Brazilian Amazon fell 39% when President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva took the reins last year, the data showed. In Colombia, logging has fallen by almost half under premier Gustavo Petro.

https://www.positive.news/society/good-news-stories-from-week-14-of-2024/

Tattooed_Mummy, to random
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UK weather.
27 degrees last Sunday, sunny
9 degrees today, raining.

No wonder Britain is broke. We need 9 outfit changes in a single day

soheb, to random
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I've got me a new android phone!

The OnePlus Nord CE 3 Lite 5G or whatever - £175 but holy smokes it feels nippy and fast!!

AND THE BACK BUTTON!! Oh how I missed you so!!

Tattooed_Mummy,
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@soheb please do not comment on the font

Tattooed_Mummy,
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@RustyRaven @Baku sounds like a sign to me

Tattooed_Mummy,
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@RustyRaven the imminent death of the USA government I reckon

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