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Tattooed_Mummy

@Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party

Angry old white cis lady, happy to be anyone's mum that needs one.

Gen X in UK.
Union Steward.
Favourite dinosaur : Ankylosaurus

#nobridge
Alternative account of https://wandering.shop/@Tattooed_mummy
Joined Mastodon in 2022
Disabled: I have Charcot-Marie-Tooth disease, it's a neuro thing, feel free to ask. 🥄

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Tattooed_Mummy, to random
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They've arrested the milkshake hero. I hope she has good legal representation. And a crowd fund if necessary

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Me "I'm just a boring middle aged woman and I managed to install Linux, anyone can do it"

Also me "I was an IT manager for 20 years"

In my defence I honestly have no idea what I'm doing, and didn't for 20 years 😂

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The roofer that ghosted me 3 years ago just got in touch to see if I still wanted the work done 🙄

The work was completed last year by lovely roofers who charged less and did not ghost me

Tattooed_Mummy, to random
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I cooked a jacket spud in the oven as god intended and damn but that crispy skin ...

Homer Simpson drooling

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I have people in my feed asking for more content warnings and people in my feed asking for fewer content warnings 😂

Can't please all of the people all of the time

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Ha ha apparently there are nerds out there that peel off their windows stickers and replace them with Linux ones.

it's me I'm the nerd

Tattooed_Mummy, to random
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Gosh my timeline is very full of people telling me who to vote for. I tell you now, I'll vote for the candidate that looks the most likely to dance well to disco

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Hold up. I just read this.

The mayor from jaws is still the mayor in jaws 2 it is so important to vote in your local elections 😳

Tattooed_Mummy, to random
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Not gonna lie. I wanna go. Is it every year? - Electromagnetic Field

https://www.emfcamp.org/tickets

Tattooed_Mummy, to random
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Good morning. So glad that beige party isn't a cult. Slightly worried linux might be. 😉

Tattooed_Mummy, to random
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toot from the linux :linux: laptop.and now time for bed

Tattooed_Mummy, to linux
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Hmm this doesn't look great

Tattooed_Mummy, to animals
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Lookit my babies 🥰

Tattooed_Mummy, to random
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Bank holiday Monday!

Tattooed_Mummy, to random
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Mastodon is full of trans women in cat ears and long socks and they make you install Linux.

I'll not complaining. It is what it is

Tattooed_Mummy, to random
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National service in Britain: why men who served don’t think we should bring it back

https://theconversation.com/national-service-in-britain-why-men-who-served-dont-think-we-should-bring-it-back-179229

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It rained overnight. What on earth... Who keeps ordering rain? 🌧️

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Oh it's me.

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What even is Google these days.

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Sick of Microsoft? How to Make the Switch From Windows to Linux | PCMag

https://www.pcmag.com/how-to/how-to-make-the-switch-from-windows-to-linux

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List of political scandals in the United Kingdom.

What a fabulous Wikipedia page

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_political_scandals_in_the_United_Kingdom

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If you CBA to go out to vote, or haven't photo id and think you'd struggle to sort it, you can Apply for a postal vote - GOV.UK

I did it today, it's pretty easy. You need a photo of your signature to upload, and know your national insurance number.

https://www.gov.uk/apply-postal-vote

Tattooed_Mummy, to microsoft
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Dear . Maybe sort out how Word handles formatting changes before launching into a Clippy upgrade. Thanks

Clippy by Microsoft the worlds most annoying personal pc assistant GIF

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Microsoft #Copilot+ Recall feature 'privacy nightmare'.
The UK data watchdog says it is "making enquiries with Microsoft" over a new feature that can take screenshots of your laptop every few seconds.

#Microsoft says #Recall, which will store encrypted snapshots locally on your computer, is exclusive to its forthcoming Copilot+ PCs.
#news

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cpwwqp6nx14o

Tattooed_Mummy, to random
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Just text my daughter "did the ant powder work? Have you seen any ants?"

Her reply "I've seen none! But also every other house on the street is covered in powder. We all look like drug lords."

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